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"You're killing me Smalls!" - The Sandlot

And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Love the Goonies!!!

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I think she's a complete waste of skin.
And a slut.

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I say someone, anyone, should just write their poem and do the best they can and be proud of it.

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Than we can work as a team, blindfolded! "Way to go Smokesticks!"

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I like old better than new.

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Blindfolded is really a mad scientist designing a new breed of slave bunnies.

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Begging for your forgiveness, I am going to admit that I have a superpower.

See, I am a non-smoker, yet when someone smokes around me, the smoke always and under all conditions fly towards me! Disturbing and disgusting! Sometimes in formal environments I move my hands like "ow come'on!" to camouflage my attempts to push it away, or "puff" as if I am bored. But it doesn't work at all.

I told this first to my mom, and she -as a psychiatrist- decided that I was trying to feel myself important.

I decided a test.

We were sitting in the garden of a pub, she was smoking and as always the smoke was coming towards me. I offered to switch places and we did. And the smoke flew to me again. My mother said this is quite usual in scientific history which is called "coincidance" Then we switched places again and again, my mother getting paler and paler each time.

Many times after that I had the chance to prove. The smoke even figths against natural wind or air conditioners blow!

I still haven't decided how can I become the rul.. I mean saviour of the world with such a power and I still couldn't come up with a better name than "smokestick".

Maybe I can earn money by working in no-smoking places as a smoke magnet; my usual costume containig two large oxygen tanks.

Maybe I will have a special team who smokes till they rot in a small room with me, and thus smokes form a cloud around me and I scare the shix out of children who steal fruits from trees.

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I would have to say deadpools powers, amazing abilities with guns and swords, healing factor, steal dead mutants powers. Granted their are other superheroes around. But if i was alone I would say sabertooth, hes a fuckin animal! Oh and I'm a marvel comics nerd Blindfolded just fyi.

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I dont know if its a super power or not but to be able to shapeshift at will would be fuckin brilliant! you dont need to be able to turn invisible you just melt into the wall, not so much Mr Fantastic more like a t-1000 but, well human.

Fixed it fer ya lol.....oh i'm a nerd

yes you are arn't you

must be his real super-power