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Blindfolded
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Quote by UnHalo13
Even though I may be new to the site, I want to express my appreciation for mothers and future mothers everywhere. Without the honest, but sweet backseat driving of our women, where would us men be but still in caves rubbing sticks together.

The place of emotional refuge that good mothers often provide for their children make our world possible. Just as the physical nutrition we derive from their breast, we derive a mental nutrition from them which truly define both the weak and vivid colors that fill in this floating rock we call home.

Thank you, so much.


HEY! I am the gentleman around these here parts. Although since I'm a gentleman I shall simply welcome you.... so welcome.
ali is Zaf's personal shoe polisher. She makes her clean them ALL with her tongue. While she's wearing them!
Black troopers: We aint found shit!

Colonel Sanders: Try here stop

*looks around bewildered*

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I lookin' at? When does this happen in the movie
Colonel Sanders: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now is happening NOW
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sanders: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sanders:Just now. We're at NOW now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sanders: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sanders: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sanders: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sanders: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sanders: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sanders: Soon
Dark Helmet: How soon?

Spaceball: SIR!

Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sanders: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: WHEN?
Spaceball: 19 Hundred hours sir
Colonel Sanders: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners
Dark Helmet: WHO!!!!?????
Me and my pal "Harvey the wonder hamster" here think we can rustle in enough songs to put "frank's 2000 inch tv" on the fritz. Not only will we "dare to be stupid" by posting these songs, we'll put a twist at the end that makes you think your riding a "nature trail to hell". On a trip to "albuquerque" with my pal "mr. frump and his iron lung" I stopped off to see "bob" and "yoda". Bob made me "lasagna" and yoda read me "your horoscope for today". It said you should avoid "germs" and/or watching "jerry springer". Never shop on "ebay". And possibly go on a "grapefruit diet". "It's all about the pentiums", as you start a new computer class. And remember watch out for the "attack of the radioactive hamsters". Well I hoped you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed that "party at the leper colony", I "gotta boogie" I'm catching a tour of "the biggest ball of twine in minnesota"; my wife tells me I'm too lazy and should stop being a "couch potato" so I'm getting up and shouting "Polka Power!" as I go for a run to the bus shack. See you later. and remember, keep it "white n nerdy"

22 songs and all of em from weird al

Will someone take control of this post before it gets outta hand?
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I'm another one who'd go back to medieval times. I see that era with knights and ladies as being romantic, but I'm sure the reality would be some pretty tough living.


Fear not milady, Chivalry flies on nobel wings,
and I am romances servant.


Sir, you are a true gentleman.


And a cursed hopeless romantic. The Notebook still makes me cry lol
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Okay, seriously you can never ever change anything during time travel.
Think about it. I'll use Wicked's remark about his wife for an example.
Wicked wants to prevent his past self from meeting his ex wife, so he says "Dammit I'm a super awesome engineer/scientist/physicist and surely Time travel can't be that hard. I'll build a time machine and go back and stop myself from going to that party." (All of this said in a hoity toity british accent for some reason.)
So he builds it, goes back and stops himself from going to that party. Mission accomplished right?
Wrong.
He goes out for coffee the next day and meets her, either that or he goes somewhere and meets her because he has to.
In order for his future self to want to build the time machine in order to go back in time and stop his past self from meeting his ex wife he has to meet his ex wife or else there is no motive for his future self to ever conceive the time machine.
God I hope that peoples heads didn't explode. I warned people I did.


Maybe. That view assumes a sort of fatalist approach, rather than time as a choose-your-own-adventure novel. Another position is that time could play out differently if it happens again. He doesn't meet the bitch. He never builds the time machine because he doesn't need to get away from the bitch. Time take two is completely different from time take one. He doesn't need to stop himself from meeting her again, he already did stop himself from meeting her.

People tend to analogise time as a river that always ends up in the same place. Think, instead, of time as a fishing line. (Warning: Horrible analogy alert.) The line is cast - he meets her. The line is reeled in and recast - he avoids her. The line is NOT going to end up in the same place the second time as it did the first time. No reason to expect that it would. No matter how often you recast that line it will never take the same trajectory.

And I don't even like fishing.


not a bad analogy actually. Time IS relative, and if it played out as an alternate universe, how would people in take 1 account for him missing? Amelia Aerhart anyone? lol
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I think something else besides massages was being spread there.

just my love. lol. are you insinuating that my massage would be anything more than innocent?
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nice ax-work there...thought you might find an amp to kick over at the end...


lol that's the next song I do
"waiting on the world to change" John mayer

Will we let other people post here?


Notes: Yup this is your friend Blind
The sound is LOUD Cranked to 11 so you've been warned.
And lastly watch in HQ cause it actually improves the quality of the sound.
Enjoy
Blinded
I'm anxious. I keep checking hoping to see a wild OMG YEEEESSSS post lol
Nope I'm "Going to Carolina in my mind" - James Taylor

When will you be back?
Okay, seriously you can never ever change anything during time travel.
Think about it. I'll use Wicked's remark about his wife for an example.
Wicked wants to prevent his past self from meeting his ex wife, so he says "Dammit I'm a super awesome engineer/scientist/physicist and surely Time travel can't be that hard. I'll build a time machine and go back and stop myself from going to that party." (All of this said in a hoity toity british accent for some reason.)
So he builds it, goes back and stops himself from going to that party. Mission accomplished right?
Wrong.
He goes out for coffee the next day and meets her, either that or he goes somewhere and meets her because he has to.
In order for his future self to want to build the time machine in order to go back in time and stop his past self from meeting his ex wife he has to meet his ex wife or else there is no motive for his future self to ever conceive the time machine.
God I hope that peoples heads didn't explode. I warned people I did.
Quote by Lisa
I'm another one who'd go back to medieval times. I see that era with knights and ladies as being romantic, but I'm sure the reality would be some pretty tough living.


Fear not milady, Chivalry flies on nobel wings,
and I am romances servant.
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Hey ladies it was the least that I could do, I spoke for all the men here. I just wish I could give you each personally a flower and a massage. ;)



Get in line ladies!! I am first!! lol


There is enough love to go around to everyone biggrin
Quote by WickedShads
Definitely without a doubt, Rebecca De Mornay. Fantasized about her for years.

A tough choice because they are both insanely hot:

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?


If I had to choose I'd say Jessica Biel because she's at least talented but neither of them really turn my crank
Quote by groucho
goldhat: oiga senor. we are the federales; you know the mounted police.
dobbs: if you are the police where are your badges?
goldhat: badges? we ain't got no badges! we don't need no badges! i don't have to show you any stinking badges!
dobbs: better not come any closer!

g


I was gonna type out the whole quote of this clip, but instead I'll just set it up.
It's from Weird Al In UHF. One of the clips was Rauls Pet Palace. or something along those lines.
And the UPS guy shows up... and he has.... badgers.... badgers??
HA HA OMG I've seen this video but it gets better everytime. Fail at life.
Quote by heartofdarkness
"what frightens you most coope?"
"spiders.....and women......oh and spider women!"
Dog Soldiers
"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"
The shining


Love the shining, and dog soldiers is possibly the best werewolf movie ever made.
My friend showed it to me and I've loved it since.
Hey ladies it was the least that I could do, I spoke for all the men here. I just wish I could give you each personally a flower and a massage. ;)
I helped HOD steal Zafias closet. We found an endless supply of shoes, and one solitary unwashed shirt.
I would want to go back to the medieval period so I could be a bounty hunter. Either that or FORWARD in time so I could be an interstellar bounty hunter like Boba Fett lol.
I would never build a time machine with the hopes of actually changing something because that would create a paradox in which that thing would find a way of happening anyway.
I could go into it but peoples heads would explode.
I could but "If I had $1,000,000" I could've

Could you spot me the money?
So It's mothers day today,
and that isn't limited to just mothers, I celebrate all women.
SO!
I say we raise our glasses (literal or not doesnt matter)
and toast the beautiful women of Lush.
May the continue gracing us with their charm and beauty, and their devious appetite for various things of a sexual nature.
We love ya!
Blinded
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I am a 0.5 which I guess you'd consider bi-curious. I've never been put in a position where I was face with the possibility of doing something homosexual. but i definitely have no problem kissing other men.

That alone would put you into 1 or higher...read up on the scale, it's not purely about straight on sex (bad choice of words there, lol). Feelings, emotions, and the whole of human experience comes into it.


ah
well thanks for that clarity then lol. YAY im a 1.
Quote by techgoddess
It's not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.


yeah this might be true, but I know it takes a long time to get to england from new york in a row boat.
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baby you can drive my "Pink Cadillac"


you forgot to post a question, it's a rookie mistake i made once