ali is Zaf's personal shoe polisher. She makes her clean them ALL with her tongue. While she's wearing them!
Black troopers: We aint found shit!
Colonel Sanders: Try here stop
*looks around bewildered*
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I lookin' at? When does this happen in the movie
Colonel Sanders: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now is happening NOW
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sanders: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sanders:Just now. We're at NOW now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sanders: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sanders: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sanders: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sanders: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sanders: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sanders: Soon
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: SIR!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sanders: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: WHEN?
Spaceball: 19 Hundred hours sir
Colonel Sanders: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners
Dark Helmet: WHO!!!!?????
"waiting on the world to change" John mayer
Will we let other people post here?
away in a manger - christmas song
How long will we hide for?
I love how the Bailiff is just shaking his head....
I'm anxious. I keep checking hoping to see a wild OMG YEEEESSSS post lol
Nope I'm "Going to Carolina in my mind" - James Taylor
When will you be back?
Okay, seriously you can never ever change anything during time travel.
Think about it. I'll use Wicked's remark about his wife for an example.
Wicked wants to prevent his past self from meeting his ex wife, so he says "Dammit I'm a super awesome engineer/scientist/physicist and surely Time travel can't be that hard. I'll build a time machine and go back and stop myself from going to that party." (All of this said in a hoity toity british accent for some reason.)
So he builds it, goes back and stops himself from going to that party. Mission accomplished right?
Wrong.
He goes out for coffee the next day and meets her, either that or he goes somewhere and meets her because he has to.
In order for his future self to want to build the time machine in order to go back in time and stop his past self from meeting his ex wife he has to meet his ex wife or else there is no motive for his future self to ever conceive the time machine.
God I hope that peoples heads didn't explode. I warned people I did.
HA HA OMG I've seen this video but it gets better everytime. Fail at life.
Hey ladies it was the least that I could do, I spoke for all the men here. I just wish I could give you each personally a flower and a massage. ;)
I helped HOD steal Zafias closet. We found an endless supply of shoes, and one solitary unwashed shirt.
I would want to go back to the medieval period so I could be a bounty hunter. Either that or FORWARD in time so I could be an interstellar bounty hunter like Boba Fett lol.
I would never build a time machine with the hopes of actually changing something because that would create a paradox in which that thing would find a way of happening anyway.
I could go into it but peoples heads would explode.
I could but "If I had $1,000,000" I could've
Could you spot me the money?