Roses are red
Checking we closed the door
Coming to join the
Cuddle puddle on the floor
With such lovely ladies
(And some rather nice toys)
We’ve fun times ahead
And we don’t need the boys ;)
But what is that buzzing
I’m sure I can hear
It’s not one of the usual
Toys I hold dear
Oh hello could it be
An additional thrill
Mmm yes it’s the boys
With their SDS drill
They blast through the brickwork
The plaster is dust
As we snuggle and play
None of us are nonplussed
Whose warm skin am I stroking?
Whose lips there on my thigh?
I am kissing a breast...
Those lips moved..... my oh my
Two eyes glinting intent as
We explore soft curves
But what’s this..... more drilling?
Geez those boys have got nerves!
Another two holes
Being made - in full sight
But these are much lower
Just below waist height...
We’ll spank some butts later
For now giggle as two poles
Emerge in great hope
From two new glory holes
Roses are red
And someone sounds glum
He sounds like he’s trying
To stamp on our fun
I see he’s a ‘master’
A title hard earned
With honesty, empathy
Strength and concern
Blindness may be
An essential tool
Lest he look in a mirror
See this ‘master’s a fool
Roses are red
Please join me in song
As we sadly lament
The demise of Ping’s pong
A nasty old woman from the East
Wanted a few men, at least
In her bed every night
Cocks and balls in full flight
Mary oh Mary, he moaned and lamented
As his thrusting drove her quite demented
Roses are red
It’s good to feel Blue ;)
A top penguin privilege
Cuddles, hugs, snuggles too
Paige you’re a sweetheart
Your words are so kind
Feel the hug I just gave you
In the back of my mind
Roses are red
Your point is well made
This pattern of speech
Doesn’t help us get laid
It’s good we found others
Whose speech is afflicted
A safe place to hide
For those rhyme-addicted
We can huddle together
Like penguins on ice
As we rhyme at eachother
..... it sounds rather nice
Roses are red
None of us stink
We’re sexy and clever
We rhyme when we think
For sure as it shows a woman looks after her appearance - we are wired to seek healthy mates ?
Smack bottom! Naughty boy! (((((((( you )))))))
One does not simply declare that one is a master! One earns the right over time, with care, precision, understanding and earned dominance ;)
(S)trip advisor 5 star review!
Oops - sorry Carol - that was was meant for the one above you! Don’t let me scare you as I see you are looking for single guys! Xxx
Roses are red
It’s ok to be blue
No need to pretend
All is awesome for you
It’s ok to come here
And be a bit glum
(Maybe temper the sadness
With a flash of your bum ;)
‘Cos who’s really happy
And leaping with glee?
The world hits us all
In the face regularly
So come back however
You feel at the time
(You don’t need a bum flash
That was just a cheap rhyme)
We’re ready and waiting
We’ll fumigate Ping
(Don’t know the poor bloke
But it seems it’s a thing)
We’ll cuddle you gently
With some sneaky perving
Nothing extreme tho,
When sad, that’s unnerving
Then one day you’ll find
You’re no longer afflicted
The hugs won’t stop then
As we’ll all be addicted
Xxx
He was skilled at omphaloskepsis
While driving around in his Lexus
There were some close calls
Especially when clearing out hairballs
Played havoc with his solar plexus
There once was a lady who blocked me
Roses are red
I don’t know you well
But Thrustme just trust me
Please don’t go through hell
Sometimes we burn out
Break, fizzle, spark lost
This is the time when
We need people most
So this is a voucher
To exchange for a cuddle
Send me a PM
When you feel in a muddle
The world can be cruel
It can also be kind
We care for eachother
We listen and mind
Pay it forward and spread
Goodwill and good care
Help us all stay afloat
From the depths of despair
We are just human
We break, get things wrong
When you’re going through hell
Please, just don’t stay there long
Xxxxx
Woohoo - jumping in for a huge hug xxx
A mademoiselle from Bordeaux
Couldn’t bring herself to say no
She went there and back
A mademoiselle from Bordeaux
Was known for the use of her toe
Her nails were unpainted