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Brookell
9 hours ago
Lesbian Female, 56
0 miles · New York

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Quote by vanessa26
I'm sorry in this universe pizza no longer exists..


OK, I thought the glue on the dildo was pretty frightening, but this strikes to the core of my being! OK, don't panic. I know, if it didn't exist, I would have to invent it. I'll call it 'Flatbread', oh wait, something is already using that name. How about 'tarte flambee'? Maybe too French and not enough Italian. Closer to there, what about 'lahmacun' or 'manakish'? Naw . . . a Pizza by any other name would taste so sweet! So I think I will just have to 'talk' to whoever ruined Pizza for this Universe on my way to the next one! It's cannot be gone from all of them!

Sincerely,
Brooke

Who is right now packing a backpack to go find the best Pizza!

Dammit, Vanessa, I wasn't hungry 10 minutes ago! It's all your fault :-)
Quote by GraceW
There was glue on that dildo.


It is amazing how much gel-based superglue looks like a good quality lube!
They are making a live action of [insert the name of your favorite animated feature here]
An Aglet is the wrapped end of a shoelace and a Ferrule is the metal or plastic reinforced end of a stick or umbrella. Yes, i am full of 'useless information' -- which is what one of my GF's said when she was being polite. When she wasn't, she used a different and much more pungent term.
Nothing personal, but sorry, Adi, under no circumstances. Now Kelly, who is above you, I would not only play strip poker but be perfectly happy losing to her.
Already did that one. Didn't plan on it, it just sorta happened. Was at a small club in San Francisco, great group of ladies, the club closed and the owner and her girlfriend got a little carried away once the doors were locked . . . and then the rest of us just happened!
If we are talking about the United States, I prefer the East Coast. Yes, the West Coast is great to visit, and I've lived there for a while. But I've also lived in the East, in the Midwest, and the South. Maybe it's because I was born and raised on the East Coast, but I am infinitely more comfortable running up and down the Eastern Seaboard than driving on the Pac Highway. Think about it, the life in NYC, the seafood in Baltimore, hiking the Appilachian Trail, swimming in the Atlantic off the Carolinas and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, Georgia Peaches (and I am not talking the fruit), and the beaches and clubs of Florida. I just love it all!

Now, if you are talking any other country, I can't help you. Australia in on my bucket list, also Spain and Japan. If I do go there, I'll report back . . . maybe . . . if I come back :-)
Quote by tams_back_yay


If its tail is raised, I would suggest you run!


Said many a woman without a single skunk in sight :-)
I don't always wear panties, but i would slip them off for very little encouragement. I especially like doing it when they least expect it, but i also like doing it when they ask nicely, usually when their finger comes into contact with cotton and they realize I actually have a pair on. One GF was a bit on the subby side and got real turned on when i tried something creative with her. At a restaurant one night she asked me if was wearing any. So I went into the loo and slipped them off, put them on the table in front of her and told her to take them into the loo and put them inside her pussy. Later than night I pulled them out really slowly. They looked like they had just been dunked in water!
Sesame chicken with broccoli and carrots, brown rice, and for dessert a much too small slice of apple pie, homemade of course.
Quote by Ping
You're mother-in-law's here. She asked for you... and she's horny.


OMG, yes, truly frightening, and I don't even have one of those.
Quote by vanessa26



Lets go to the bsb concert, She whispered seductively




Hmm, the ultimate sacrifice! Is there anyone who you wanted so badly you would actually go to a bsb concert to spend time with them? I didn't have that problem, but one of my ex's loved Opera. I discovered that I cannot stand it. Yes, the voices are amazing, but I just can't listen to it. Which she thought was weird because I love lots of different music. I couldn't do that!
Quote by Ping


"Those aren't spiders," the doctor said, "Their Medusa's pubes."


Reminds me of an old joke: What the sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? "Pffffttttt"
Quote by vanessa26
Write the scariest story that you can using 10 words or less


I'll go first
the clown licked the blood off his lips


Vanessa love, you could have dropped a period after 'the clown' and still had a very scary story :-)
The rabbit died!

(an aside, how people under the age of 40 know what this means?)
I am not normally attracted to dominate someone, but something about DI makes me think she would look amazing on her knees! Hmm, what does that say about me?
As do I. I have turned down a number of requests for a variety of reasons, but I always read the profile before accepting! I would compare it to accepting a drink from a stranger in a bar. First I look them over before accepting. There are certain clues that would make me turn it down. Obviously not from a guy, an unkempt (dirty) appearance, or a wedding ring (usually, but I have been known to slip). I like a creative profile, which mine is not (yet). I need to work on it.
Neither, wouldn't pass, just more interested in romance than domming or being dommed. A shame her profile says Straight LOL. What's the line . . . So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet :-) I can dream.
Never have I ever gotten a lap dance from a lady stripper in a strip club!