Oh Hell Yes! Not right away, I like more teasing in the foreplay. But later, after an orgasm or two when things are oh so wet, slick, and tasty! A fav thing is kissing after a nice 69! It's a favorite number.
I was told once that Dogs have owners, Cats have staff!
Actually no, but maybe not for the reasons you think. I tend to have a one-track mind and when I get . . . excited . . . I have trouble doing two things at once, especially if I go beyond simple excitement and start actually taking care of that excitement. So if I did touch myself while on the phone, I would lose track of the conversation quickly and the woman I am talking with would either know exactly what I was doing or call an ambulance because I must be having some sort of seizure. I guess it depends on how well she knows me. So when I have decided to touch myself during a phone call, and it has happened . . . once very late at night in a college dorm on a payphone (but that's another story) . . . the lady on the other end of the phone not only knows it, would be encouraging it, and more than likely touching herself!
I knew a radio DJ once who had the sexiest voice I had ever heard. She did late-night radio in Louisiana and I would call into her show just to hear her voice. She knew the effect she was having and she would put on an entire album and we would 'talk' to each other. The downside is she never did anything herself, but I know damn well she would be thinking about me later.
Many times! While I don't have a steady partner right now, in many of my relationships inviting another woman to join us rarely caused a strain. My girlfriends are usually as adventurous as I am. A couple of times the other one moved in and the three of us shared one bed for quite a while. Now, when I was into guys, no, absolutely not. I never found guys to be really open-minded enough to enjoy the sex without the need for emotional games. I discussed it with a couple and while they were open to the idea of another woman, they hated the idea of another guy . . . how unfair! So never pursued it.
How else can you tell if it was a good story! I have cried during some, wanted to hurt someone after a few, smiled and laughed . . . and yes, I have masturbated while reading, after reading, and a few times just thinking about a story much later. There is this one . . . oh hell, can't type one handed . . . gotta go.
Definitely for Auntie Flo, or when sleeping alone . . . but when I have company, never :-)
since guys aren't something I do anymore, not in years, I will say that back then I sorta liked BJ's, however, when I learned that most guys didn't like to reciprocate, I made it a point to make sure it was a mutual thing, not one-sided. The first time that happened, I want you to picture me there with his cum on my cheek from an asshole who didn't warn me he was about to cum and then he refused to go down on me! I was pissed off when he said it "grossed him out" . . . . So I kissed him and force-fed him some of his own and never saw him again after that. Apparently going down on a girl wasn't the only thing that grossed him out :-) I did learn that once you get it in your mouth, guys will do a lot of things they will never admit to their buddies. 69 is such a wonderful number and it's hard to say no when you are on top:-)
I prefer trimmed with a small bush that is sometimes a landing strip, heart, or flower -- depending on how ambitious I or a GF feel. Now when your panties come down it doesn't really matter much because unless it's a jungle and I get lost -- something getting licked!
Jalapeno Cheese Steak on a Kaiser Roll! Thin sliced beef, onions, jalapenos cooked in a very hot pan, then cheese put in it just before transferring it to a toasted roll.
Very tempting :-) If she were here, I think most assuredly! But . . . and you know there always has to be a but . . . she would have to have a good smile, a quick sense of humor, and . . . she has to smell nice! It might seem like a strange criteria to have, but for some reason nothing turns me on more than scent. I'm not talking perfume, but just a nice, clean scent.
There are times when I wish my actual first name was 'Brooke', I always liked the name even before I met an actual 'Brooke'. When I did, I was smitten and she was my first official girl friend. So my user name is an homage to her. The last part is two-fold. The 'L' is the first letter of my middle name, but teaming it with Brooke also hints at my hometown, Brooklyn NY. I don't live there now, but you can take the girl outa Brooklyn, you can't take Brooklyn outa the girl!
Not knowingly . . . however I have flashed a few girls before. I find it's one way to tell if they might be interested or not. If they look for more than a second, you have 'peaked' their interest a little. If they turn away, you know they are more than likely straight. Here's a short story:
I was heading out to meet some friends and it was a hot, summer day. I went commando under a skirt. No big deal, I do it all the time when it's hot. I was getting out of my car and the skirt rode up. Across from me in a parking lot was a woman in the passenger seat who got an eyeful, only I didn't realize it at the time. Turned out her and her boy friend were heading to the same place, a little jazzy club. She followed me into the loo -- no nothing happened there. But she made one hell of a great pass and I gave her a ride home, all because of a slip of the skirt :-)
It's funny, I never remember my dreams, but I sometimes wake up really, really turned on. I wish I could remember what I was dreaming about, because it must have been pretty freaking hot. I'm serious, there are times where I feel like I do after a very long, very hot foreplay and I am ready to burst! I'm wet, my nips are like diamonds, and I am breathing hard . . . of course my gf likes it when I wake up that way . . . but I really wish I could remember those dreams. I would write them up as stories here, or maybe that is where I get my story ideas?
Party was the first one that occurred to me. And . . . to be honest . . . it surprised me too!
New computer shopping. My Dell XPS 15 screen went black. I can still run it with an external screen, but as a laptop it doesn't work for me. Very disappointed. It's out of warranty, so the cost to replace the LCD is damn near the cost of a new laptop. Anyone with any recommendations? Think small, light, powerful laptop? LOL
Mary Poppins Returns. I enjoyed it for the most part. I loved Emily Blunt, was iffy on Lin-Manual Miranda, but overall I think they tried too hard to recreate the magic of the original. I was so looking forward to it and like i said I enjoyed it, but the music was pretty forgettable. I didn't walk out humming any of the tunes and after two minutes in the car, I couldn't even bring any of the tunes to mind.
In my current profession, No! If I even hinted at being interested, the male teachers would never leave me alone! Now while I might be tempted by the female teachers, I prefer to keep my sex life private and away from work. I know it's getting easier now-a-days to be open and out of the closet, but unfortunate things still happen when you work with kids and some of the parents start making a stink!
Now, in my last profession, I made that mistake once. Fortunately he . . . yes, it was a male co-worker and in my defense alcohol was involved . . . like I was saying, fortunately for me, there was so much alcohol involved and with the assistance of a newly-made friend, he never realized who he spent the night with. One of these days I need to write that story up :-)