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Burquette
1 week ago
Bisexual Female
0 miles · Amsterdam
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Bug
Quote by Beffer
No, I was raised in a very fact-oriented, science-based environment, and I never believed in the paranormal or anything that couldn't be verified by scientific method. Then I met my Cherokee grandmother! And she proceeded to freak me out with her Native American mysticism, presenting me with things I just couldn't explain. She influenced me to learn about my Native heritage and embrace it, so I spent my teenage years learning about the spiritual/metaphysical aspects of the world while still being a critical-thinking skeptic. She always succeeded in challenging me with phenomena I couldn't explain, including my own "medicine", or native power, which she accurately predicted would manifest itself one day, and it DID! SOooooo... I'm more open-minded about spiritual things, but I still think 'psychics' and others in the 'business' of the paranormal are fakes and frauds.
I'm very annoying to hard-core believers. I has a BF take me to a woman who claimed that she could tell medical problems. Went on and on about how my BF has liver issues and should see someone (he was much older than me... she didn't see any problem with me). Afterwards he asked me what I thought and I told him that I though if she was for real, the first thing she would have seen was that my pancreas was dead (I had been diabetic for years at that point).
I love your Native American heritage and the spiritualism that came with it. That's much more organic.
Quote by vanessa26
.... I find myself drawn to tacky bullshittery sometimes.
"Tacky bullshittery" is my new favorite descriptive.
Bug
Quote by seeker4
Tsk tsk. You should have announced it using a limerick, like so:
A lady who was sweet as candy
Was known to be rather randy
She hung out on Lush
Where her work made us blush
And a Gold for her would be just dandy.
Ugh. Opportunity lost. But this one is perfect!
Bug
Here is the random number generator
Drum roll, please!
And here is the screen-shot of the winner!
The winner is... sweet_as_candy
Thank you so much to everyone who played. This was tremendous fun!
Drum roll, please!
And here is the screen-shot of the winner!
The winner is... sweet_as_candy
Thank you so much to everyone who played. This was tremendous fun!
Bug
Quote by Buz
I guess, yes, I have. Something like that. She practiced something like Voodoo and Santeria mixed, and told fortunes, er, rather inferred futures. There were sacrificed animals and lots of weird handmade symbolisms hanging around. The creepiest place I've ever been.
Whoa. I have Halloween decorating theme ideas now.
Bug
Quote by Verbal
If this is closed how come we can still post?
A charming young lizard named Killa
Had a yearning to fuck with Godzilla
She worked on her abs
On her back she grew slabs
After sex they destroyed a small villa.
The contest is closed but you can add limericks for as long as you like! (This one made me smile)
Bug
So, have you ever gone to a psychic for a reading?
Had you palm read?
Had a tarot card reading?
Been part of a seance?
Used an Ouija Board?
I've done all of the above with the exception of the seance.
My wife reads Tarot and I read palms (though it's been a while for me).
I've been to at least four psychics and I'll say all but one was complete nonsense. One said she could detect medical problems (she couldn't).
I've been part of Ouija Board sessions, but either it didn't move or I didn't believe it was being pushed.
I think I'd like to see what a Medium has to say. I've lost a lot of people in my life and would like to see if there's any sign that any of them are anywhere.
So, what about you? Have you ever had a reading? What did you think? If not, is there one that you'd like to have done. Or is the whole of paranormal experience a load of bunkum, in your opinion?
Had you palm read?
Had a tarot card reading?
Been part of a seance?
Used an Ouija Board?
I've done all of the above with the exception of the seance.
My wife reads Tarot and I read palms (though it's been a while for me).
I've been to at least four psychics and I'll say all but one was complete nonsense. One said she could detect medical problems (she couldn't).
I've been part of Ouija Board sessions, but either it didn't move or I didn't believe it was being pushed.
I think I'd like to see what a Medium has to say. I've lost a lot of people in my life and would like to see if there's any sign that any of them are anywhere.
So, what about you? Have you ever had a reading? What did you think? If not, is there one that you'd like to have done. Or is the whole of paranormal experience a load of bunkum, in your opinion?
Bug
We're down to our LAST DAY to offer a limerick and be in the running for GOLD!
Tomorrow (8/1), end of MY day I'm closing the giveaway (36ish hours from now). I'll match numbers with names on the opening post and give everyone a chance to yell at me if I get one wrong.
Then, on 8/3, I'll use a random number generator to pick a winner ('cause I ain't judging these gems). I'll announce on this thread who the winner is!
I just LOVED this. Thank you to everyone who posted!
Tomorrow (8/1), end of MY day I'm closing the giveaway (36ish hours from now). I'll match numbers with names on the opening post and give everyone a chance to yell at me if I get one wrong.
Then, on 8/3, I'll use a random number generator to pick a winner ('cause I ain't judging these gems). I'll announce on this thread who the winner is!
I just LOVED this. Thank you to everyone who posted!
Bug
Quote by dlcalguy
Burquette, there's a snag with your game
All those numbers unused is a shame
Might I propose
Multiple goes
Or are you a 'one-and-done' dame?
Hi there, dlCalguy
That was an awfully nice try
So we don't stack the fun
I accept only one
(Which is also how I fuck, by the by)
One number per person, but add as many limericks as you like to the thread.
Bug
Quote by Melissa999
There was a young filly called Lucy,
When she played with her cunt,
It was soft and juicy
She fucked herself with a furious pace
Came hard and promptly fell on her face without a hint of disgrace.
#17
Quote by noll
There once was a man from Middlesex
Who could not distinguish toilet from fax
It didn't really fit
But after a long lasting sit
Hit shit could be seen all over Middlesex
#11
Both of those numbers are taken. Pick another for me? (There's a list of numbers that have been picked on the OP)
Bug
Quote by OLDJOCK
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my mouth were a cunt I would fuck it
#69
Could you give me another number? 69 is taken (There's a list of taken numbers in the opening post).
Bug
Quote by farmerroger
Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"
I will take 6
LOL! This is definitely a limerick. And I like it better than the other one.
Bug
I think that yes, all three are reasonable and realistic.
Slut/whore isn't always negative in a sexual situation. You're getting a BJ... "Yes, take it... take it...." Your dick probes into her tight throat. "You beautiful, fucking whore."
Same with with cum-hungry. I can honestly say I've never used that term in real life, but I have said, "Baby, come over. I'm hungry for you."
The act of the BJ and the taste isn't what I enjoy. It's his reaction. And I have made a show of begging for the opportunity to give one, just because I knew it would drive him nuts.
Slut/whore isn't always negative in a sexual situation. You're getting a BJ... "Yes, take it... take it...." Your dick probes into her tight throat. "You beautiful, fucking whore."
Same with with cum-hungry. I can honestly say I've never used that term in real life, but I have said, "Baby, come over. I'm hungry for you."
The act of the BJ and the taste isn't what I enjoy. It's his reaction. And I have made a show of begging for the opportunity to give one, just because I knew it would drive him nuts.
