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Burquette
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female
0 miles · Amsterdam

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I decided a few years ago to do this with my hair (in brown though):



When I got tired of that, I did this:



It's been a couple of years (and a couple of colors), but now my hair is like this (a little shorter, maybe):



I'm going to grow it out until I can donate it and then try this, brunette and all:



I have a very lucky face shape and good hair texture, so I can try most looks. After I got over having Crystal Gayle hair through high school and college, that is.
1. I would leave my present career if they no longer needed me and I had the money to support myself.

2. Stripper.
I think it's so sexy, both to wear heels and to see other women in heels. However, if I do so during sex, it's more of a costume... heels that I don't usually wear because they're too high to walk in. Also, when I have done this, it's been in conjunction with bondage, so no worries about digging the heels in anywhere.
Misery, staring Kathy Bates and originally written by Stephen King is better as a movie. And I think that's because Kathy Bates just made Annie terrifying. I don't think that was one of King's strongest books but it was a tremendous movie.
Yes, actually.

My wife and I were once offered $1000 by a bar owner if we would let him watch us have sex. We were dirt poor and thought about it for about ten minutes. But in the end we declined. We got a fair number of free drinks out of it, though.

Good times....
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Clearly an amateur. Too kind, it's a shame.


Poop-head. (Too much?)
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well this is a 'take your life in your own hands" isn't it?




so this isn't just Mod training???


Ciao



Gabriel


Not Mod training. Just Burquette training.

Let me know if you need to be gently chided. That's the best that I can manage on the 'abuse' scale.
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That looks more like it. Within a reasonable time and as abusive as one might expect from a drunkard. Oh, and you even got one thing right. Maybe you can make Burquette your apprentice or give her another bottle of Tequila or whatever it is you're having. There might be hope for this thread after all.


You have such little hands.

P.S. I'm working under the assumption that this thread was made for the pleasure of the mods who want to be abusive. Or want to practice being abusive. I'm doing the latter.
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Wait, it took you 2.5 hours and that's all I get? This thread does not keep up its promise


2.5 hours for you. Thirty seconds for me. I don't fucking live here.
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Damn drunk mods should be more fucking CONSISTENT. Just saying.


Kiss my ass. Don't fall in.

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Thus spake, The Right Rev Rumple:

When contemplating the drunken mods of Lush, a passage from the Good Book (as revised and annotated by me), seems appropriate.

From chapter 31 of 'The Proverbial Book'

10 Who can find a virtuous drunken moderator? for their price is far above rubies.

11 The hearts of their story submitters doth safely trust in them, so that they shall have no need of sucking up.

12 These mods will do them good and hard all the days of their lives

Anyway, that's what the Rev had to say.



Amen. Hallelujah. Praise the Rump.

And fuck you! (snicker)
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Basically like any other thread.


You gotta shit on every fucking thing, noll? And your username is stupid.

(Best. Thread. Ever! )
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I have pretty big boobs and I've never had a problem with boob sweat. Maybe I am the chosen one.


Maybe you just have really good air conditioning.

I might just.

The purpose is to help with under-boob sweat, like when you're coming out of the shower. You can wear it around the house until you put on a bra.

Though, I do rate it about a 3 on the sexiness scale. I probably wouldn't even let my wife see me in it. ;)
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I warned her after knowing about it. She said they have a safe word & everything. They moved to a different city.


So, he liked hurting her and she liked being hurt. They had a safe-word. As long as he respected the safe-word, torture is fetish play.

I have, and do, enjoy pain in a specific context. I also enjoy inflicting pain. "Torture" can simply be pain play drawn out. I very, very much enjoy that, as well.

As long as it's consensual, it's not a problem. It's a perfect fit.
So, when I'm thinking of a girl, most often it's the character 'Beauty' from Anne Rice's Beauty series. I like imagining long, pretty, blond hair on my thighs. Also, I know it's not , but I do often fantasize about my wife.

When it's a man, it's this guy I pass in the street some mornings. Whenever we see each other, we both smile. He's black, at least a foot taller than me, and impeccably dressed. I am a sucker for a well-dressed man.

Sometimes I mix and match, too. Beauty fucking me while Handsome Fellow watches.
I'm late!



There were some wonderful stories in this competition and I'm just so pleased with the list of winners and runners up. Congratulations one and all! You make Lush FILTHY!
I've been meaning to join SS for ages! (so, i just did....)

I'm Ava there: http://www.storiesspace.com/ava

And... I just submitted my first non-erotic story. I have a few that I was trying to market to specific contests or anthologies a few years ago and they never got picked up. It would be nice to have them read anyway.
If my wife suggested it I would check her for alien DNA.

I think having variety in sexual partners would be fun, but I would worry about it affecting my primary relationship. We've developed a huge amount of trust and loyalty; I wouldn't want to do anything that would threaten that, even if it was her idea.
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If I had a writer in real life I'd let him put it anywhere he wanted to.


That actually is super nice of you. Especially since you don't know why Felix is Magical (hint: donkey schlong)
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Also, another thought that occurs to me is erotica shame. It suddenly occurred to me that erotic stories/novels have a marketing problem built into them, because people are less willing to admit they read it than that they read, say, Stephenie Meyer (an interesting side-note here is that I believe 50 Shades started out as fan fiction on a site dedicated to Twilight - maybe that's how it took off). Doesn't that work against erotica building momentum through word of mouth? Hard to see how it wouldn't, really.


This is absolutely true. There was an e-publisher that was trying to market to the concept that if you're reading erotica on an e-reader, nobody needs to see the cover of your novel. At the time I took public transportation and could completely see why you might want that.

Although, when I wrote on the bus, people would read over my shoulder all the time (blush, clear their throats, and keep reading). One even offered to give me tips on writing a succubus. Helpful fellow.
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btw, i totally am into you. we still cool?


Absolutely! I mean, yes, of course. I couldn't be more horn-- er flattered. Ummmm..... could I have a minute?
It depends on how mature you both are.

Two grown-ups? Sure. It might take a day or two to get back on track, but I absolutely think you can get the friendship back.

Not grown-ups? The butt-hurt would probably be too much to save the friendship. JMO
I only give literary blow jobs. My last physical one was maybe 20 years ago....

My writing should at least 'get you started' so I'll give it an 8. Room to improve and all that.
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Anyone with a fake tooth, glasses/lenses, a coil or perhaps even a mobile phone is a cyborg in a way.


#killjoy
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I don't give names to inanimate objects.

Fellow diabetic here and at times my insulin pump really feels like an extension of my body but it's still just an object that I don't project any personality on. Same with my bass guitar and upright bass. Being analog devices whose workings depend for the most part on their physical aspects they probably have more character than my insulin pump, but even those get no name. Same for my bike, a noisy/crappy piece of junk that I use everyday.

Hell, even the teddy bear I had as a kid didn't have a name ;)


I call myself a cyborg because of the pump!



OMG...all of my stuffed animals had names! Cheetah the monkey, Maxwell the monkey, Boo Boo the monkey (see a theme?)
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Is writing erotica worth it? Not by itself, no.

Is writing worth it, full stop? Yes, but only for the pleasure of writing, not because you think you might make a shit-tonne of cash from it.

Stephen King, JK Rowling, EL James, Dan Brown, Stephanie Meyer.... They're all anomalies. 99.99% of all writers are the ones you don't bother picking up from the shelves at your local bookstore, or downloading on Kindle. Chances are you'll never make a living from writing - but if you enjoy the art of building new worlds and new lives on the page, then that's the reward in itself. And if you enjoy it enough, maybe others will enjoy reading them too, and you can build a fan base and start charging, and then - who knows?

And you might even be able to do all that by writing erotica.


I think EL James, Stephanie Meyers, and JK Rowling have stories that are unusual. They all wrote one novel that they tried to get published. It did and was a huge success.

Stephen King, I think, is more classic. He was writing forever, couldn't get and agent, and kept his day job teaching. Only over time, with a huge amount of production, submission, and rejection, did he become successful. I really do believe if you have talent and you're stubborn, you can make at least some money at genre fiction.

I have a friend who writes at least one short story a week. She submits everything she writes and re-submits everything rejected. She has made at least some money this way. It's in tiny amounts at a time (I think the most I was ever paid for a short story was $150), but it can add up if you're persistent.
Granted. But, you're bitten by a tzetze fly and get African Sleeping sickness on the first day!

I wish that I didn't have insomnia.