I'm a diabetic and I wear an insulin pump. My first pump was male and named Cosmo. My current pump is female, but hasn't been named yet.
I started thinking about all of the objects I name. The computer I write on is Rosie; my old one was Emily. The car is Lola.
Do you name inanimate objects? Why do some get names and others don't?
I published an erotica novel in 2012, I think. It was at a small publisher that was just starting up and looking for titles.
And yes, there's a thrill associated with getting a royalty check. However, I've made probably made at least five times those numbers by winning contests on Lush. So, if 'worth it' means an hourly rate that isn't in the pennies range, no.
I didn't want to agree but then I started thinking of some of my favorite things that I considered "art".
To Kill a Mockingbird... definitely political
A Christmas Carol... yup
Salvador Dali... Absolutely and consciously political
Jimi Hendrix... Obviously
Ralph Waldo Emerson... political AND religious
And even in my limited way (I'm not calling my writing art, because it isn't), feminism is a pretty steady theme in the things I write. If it isn't in there, I'm conscious of it.
So, maybe yes. True art has something to say.
Granted. It's just out of gas.
I wish my neighbor would stop pounding on his roof.
Granted....but it comes from a huge St. Bernard that drools all over you.
I wish for a published, best-selling book written by me!
Honestly? After I've written erotica. It gives me a spring in my step.
Heavenly Creatures (You know how it ends and you're still not ready for it)
Quills
A Star is Born (Garland)
Now Voyager (Bette Davis)
Maybe not the "best" but I loved the Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Gutsy, I thought, for something in that universe.
Without any right to be, I'm very proud of you. That's a lot of clicks.
Eight-friggin-million. If I'm ever that viewed, I'll video my happy dance (hint, hint).
Wait. What?
Noll-a-saurus is our new mascot and we're going 4-D?
I'm going to have to buy a new computer, aren't I?
If you're stuck and don't know how to start, use an onomatopoeia! Everyone loves those (words that are sounds).
"Beep. Beep. Beep," went my alarm.
"Ding-dong," rang the doorbell.
People may not get the exact mental image you intend for them unless you tell the reader every instant of the action. Make sure you do that for particularly unimportant scenes. It gives the piece "atmosphere".
She looked at the TV and realized that she was thirsty. She unfolded her legs, putting both feet square on the floor. She stood and walked the twenty paces to the refrigerator, noticing that she needed to dust. She heard the suction of the refrigerator give and reached for a bottle of water. It was cold to the touch. Then, she returned to the couch. She checked the TV again. All she had missed was the commercial break. She folded her feet back under her and opened her water. She drank a few swallows.
Bonus points if all of the sentences are structured the same!
Holy Fuck, Woman!
Do not call me to tell me you're falling in love with my. Do not Fucking tell me you "know him pretty well now" after 6 months. Don't tell me about Jesus; heaven isn't a comfort.
Old people drama. It never fucking ends.
I would love a coffee. Is there any Irish cream left?
My heart and love to Manchester.
I'm sure the intent of this thread was humor.
That being said, writing is a skill as much as it is a talent. Some people have a natural feel for the written word and others have to work harder to develop it. Anything you state could be excellent advice for developing writers if framed correctly, as a writing exercise (except the tentacle one, I suppose).
I just dislike the term 'talentless'. It's discouraging and needlessly so.
Cheers. Carry on.