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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Quote by Liz
Sprite is a monster. This is why we don't invite her over to our place anymore.



Obviously, she's an anti-cruster. Someone should put an end to this anti-crust movement! Next, she'll be demanding rights for the alt-pumpkins! RADICAL!!!
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Although I have one small real tattoo, I've done temporary metallic ones for occasions like EDMs, music festivals, beach/vacation. I don't see it as any different than makeup or jewelry. Just adornments.

I think if someone was doing temporary tatts in an attempt to look tough or legit street, it backfires and looks lame, but that's more because of attitude or intention, not the tatts themselves.


The gold ones would be great for parties. Oh, and Halloween. Those would be difficult for a guy to pull off other than a costume party but would be so hot on my wife.
Grilled sirloin steak with red peppers and hot salsa on it, Mexican rice mixed with black beans, cornbread, and ice cold Tecates with lime.
Absolutely no male touching allowed in any MFM's I've been in. See, it's an MFM.
Oh, scenario? Originally, thinking path, I was going to say I had sex on the Appalachian Trail. I did that in the broad daylight with a new girlfriend at the time, who wasn't my girlfriend later, then she was again, that repeated a few times, and now she is married to me. It was fun!

An unusual scenario? I'll have to think about that as what is usual to some may be unusual to others. Hmmm... When single I was mad at a chick one time, actually two chicks, my girlfriend, and an old girlfriend, so I went to a Dungeon night club, walked right up to 2 goth chicks and asked them if they wanted to fuck. They did. So we did. At their place which was decorated all freaky gothic.
I have a few permanent tattoos, two big ones. I'd suggest someone considering their first tattoo to try a temporary tattoo to see how they like it, then proceed to the real thing if they like it.

Temporary tattoos are good for theme parties or maybe exotic vacations.

My actual tattoos are easily hidden under business attire, even business casual or doing the polo shirt thing, for career reasons. So it takes going to the pool or the beach or riding my motorcycles with sleeveless shirts to show my tattoos. My wife and I have done some temporary tattoos for vacation before.

My wife had some tattoos removed and said that was more painful than getting the tattoo in the first place. So there's a place for the temps. Give yourself some variety. Do you wear the same shirt every day of your life? Why not have the ability to change up your tattoos some?

I'd say do whatever your mood desires. Life is too short to worry about being judged by someone else. Usually, the judgers are the most shallow.
Country steak, fried okra, brown peas, green beans, fried green tomatoes, cornbread, apple cobbler, and sweet tea.
You are invited to try my Devil's Harem series. Also my story, Batgirl, which came in second place in the Sporty Sex Story competition. It's a baseball setting.
Ivanka, don't take it too seriously. Right now, Noll is wearing a t-shirt that says "Big Dutch Dick Available!" He studs out for extra money. Are you reporting all that to the EU for taxes, Noll?

Ivanka, you just keep that avatar you've got!
It was rigged! I'm going back to watchin' something' real – wrasslin'

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I posted this as something funny I found while researching another topic for school...I not really care about it...smile
I was simply responding to Nolls question about the German and Dutch connection.
Dutch peoples have their basic ancestry from two Germanic tribes, the Angles and Saxons, just as all Hessian Germans are.
The Dutch are the second oldest of German tribes on this planet from the original Anglo Saxons who migrated from Germany about the same time after the Roman collapse to what is now called the Netherlands.
Probably, in my opinion, about the same time as Germans migrated to the British Island in 400-500AD, just after the Roman collapse.


It is funny. I thought it was funny. But I doubt the WHO has spent hard earned donations on penis length studies and I'm sure they wouldn't publish a chart calling them cocks. This chart most likely was made by some young Dutch university guys having fun. My fraternity brothers and I did something similar back in my university days, showing that guys at our university had bigger cocks than our arch rival universities.

And why would men in North America average smaller cocks than the countries of their origin? Actually, our cocks have been genetically altered to be bigger than everyone else's without our knowledge. We are the world's leader in conspiracy theories, so it must be true. And I've got the evidence right here in my pants. But that's a secret so don't tell anyone.



Harvard University's Bell Curve study found that men with large cocks on average were less intelligent than men with small cocks. Now that really happened.

I hate to say this but I'm not very smart and I get even dumber when I have an erection.

I'm having coffee right now. Please feel free to join me.

Next weekend Atlanta is going to be one crazy place. These HUGE events are happening Labor Day weekend...

• DragonCon
• Chick-fil-A Football College Kick-Off in the new 1/5 billion dollar Mercedes-Benz Stadium:
Alabama vs Florida State
Georgia Tech vs Tennessee
• Black Gay Pride Weekend (one of the largest of its kind in the world)
• One Musicfest 2017
• 19th Annual Sky High Hot Air Balloon Festival
• Taste of Soul Festival (delicious soul food!!!)
• and more...

Several hundred thousand visitors are expected to jam into town.

Scenes from DragonCon:




Atlanta, the most tree coverage of any city in the USA.
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Buz, it grieves me to learn of your dif-fuck-ables with a wireless Apple mouse. But in defense of those great Americans out in Cuppertino, let me point out that they probably didn't 'make' that faulty mouse but bought it off some Chi-Com plutocrats after it was assembled by semi-starving coolies working for next to non-existent wages in a sweat shop somewhere on the other side of the big ocean, he rants with indefinite accusations.


In this case, Apple designed it that way on purpose and it's been very unpopular. The fix is folding paper and using that to jam the batteries in tighter. The ultimate in 21st century technology, right?

In general though, you're right about so many of our products. Nearly every tech device has parts made in China or Indonesia, etc. Quality standards are sub par and the parts are made by people working in terrible conditions for slave wages, like you said.

But you don't find Americans boycotting their tech goodies in protest.

Ice cold beer for me. Cheers to y'all.
I don't think about making a political statement when I write a story. I do enjoy rebelliousness.

I think art can be about politics but isn't necessarily about politics. Politics can evoke grandiose art or counter culture art and all in between. But art can just be about art, it can be about beauty. It can be whatever it wants to be about.

Quote by GGGina
having my hips lifted off in to the air, my body dangling backward, my legs going around the shoulders, then being tossed around while licked


Now that's the way to have fun. Sex should usually be a wild adventure. And women should be open and honest about what they want. Just tell the guy. Any decent guy will twist and tangle to do his best to give it to her.

Like my wife has said before, "This doesn't and until I cum." She often adds, "Two or three times at least."

No problem!
Apple makes the shittiest wireless mouse in the computer industry. They should be ashamed. It loses the connection frequently and is a real pain in the ass to get it started back. It works best with paper stuck between the batteries. Great technology, huh?

It's time for an ice cold beer.
Steaks cooking outside on an open grill
Burnt black powder right after I've fired one of my muzzle loaders
Homemade cookies in the oven
My wife
Baseball and glove when you pull it out of the closet for the first time in early spring
A brand new leather football
Hamburgers cooking outside on an open grill
Pork barbecue slow cooking in a smoker
The early morning crisp Fall air in the southern Appalachians
Freshly made coffee
The beach
Fresh clean sheets on the bed
The way a woman smells from perfume, sweat, and pussy just as you're starting your second round of sex
A freshly made hot apple pie
Brand new cowboy boots
Baking bread
My wife's spaghetti and meat sauce cooking on the stove
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I beg to differ, as does this dude.



A good point, Dude. But I'll stick with Lee Marvin at #1 because it came first. But will definitely raise Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski to
a close #2 all time, along with Sam Elliott, well ahead of Sean Penn.

Yeah, I do love The Big Lebowski.I tried to imbed The Dude Abides scene but Youtube must have 'share' locked on it.

If women will learn to truly talk with men, they might get some chat before cyber. But they need to connect with us dudes on a level we can connect at. That usually starts with the showing of titties. Happy chatting.
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Was too cloudy here when it arrived. Have you experienced one before?


This was my first. There were a few scattered clouds but nothing interfered with the eclipse for us.
I loved seeing the eclipse yesterday. Went up to the mountains the evening before and drove back last night. I took back roads to avoid the horribly jammed up interstates.

I'd love a tall Long Island Tea, maybe three. Anyone up for a drink?
Must've been a glitch since we can't delete. I don't think it's your fault Ruthie.

Y'all read Adagio's poem, it's a good one for sure.
Lindsay Ell, country music star from Canada

Happy Birthday, Laura!!! I hope you have an awesome day!


I won't be on tomorrow, as I'll be in the northeast Georgia mountains in the near direct path of the solar eclipse, drinking beer and enjoying an Eclipse Party. So, I'd like to go ahead today and wish our friend, Laura, a very Happy Birthday for tomorrow!

Happy Birthday, Laura!



Quote by MollyDoll
Mine is an owl. I like it.


You've always been a hoot.