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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by Adagio
Because most cant carry on a conversation. without using the word dude or duh.
Duh... what are ya sayin' dude?
The best use of the word 'dude' in history goes to Lee Marvin as Liberty Valance. In fact, I wonder if he coined it for it's future usage. Sean Penn gets second best use of 'dude' for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Not an Emmy, but just as good, Thandie Newton is nominated for The Golden Globes' Best Supporting Actress for Westworld. She was one of my favorites for sure in that series. She's damn sexy yummy and she has a sexy voice to go with the entire sexy package. She was awesome as Maeve Millay.
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Quote by clum
Millennials are busy people. We ain't got time to piss about and get to know you. We just wanna see some titties, beat the shit outta our meat, and get the fuck on with our day. We got work to do, dammit.
Meanwhile, the baby boomers, with their nice little house in suburbia and their big ass car and a sweet pension coming in, have got all the time in the world to sweet talk you and butter you up while they're trying to get their old wrinkly cocks up.
Nominated for one of the week's best posts.
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It's a huge bummer to see Milik go inactive or retire. I wish Milik the very best and he seems very happy. He's been a damn good friend to me since my earliest days on Lush. He has been a writing inspiration. We're both dyslexics and talked about writing to kick that in the butt. At least his stories will stay.
I'm also very sad that Puddleduck left. I have no idea why though. She is an awesome writer and was having tremendous success here. I can testify that the story mod team thought very highly of her.
I've been drinking cold beer all day. It was hot as hell in Georgia. I spent the day with a bunch of friends outside. We had access to a cold mountain creek with a nice swimming hole at a place only 4-wheel drives could get to. And we helped a friend clear out a spot to build his cabin by blowing stumps out of the ground with tannerite. We brought a lot of ice cold beer with us. Great fun!
So I hoist an ice cold beer to you all. I hope y'all have a good next few days. Be careful and only view the eclipse with certified eclipse glasses or pinhole boxes.
I'll contemplate over friends that are moving on.
Have a drink with me.
I'm also very sad that Puddleduck left. I have no idea why though. She is an awesome writer and was having tremendous success here. I can testify that the story mod team thought very highly of her.
I've been drinking cold beer all day. It was hot as hell in Georgia. I spent the day with a bunch of friends outside. We had access to a cold mountain creek with a nice swimming hole at a place only 4-wheel drives could get to. And we helped a friend clear out a spot to build his cabin by blowing stumps out of the ground with tannerite. We brought a lot of ice cold beer with us. Great fun!
So I hoist an ice cold beer to you all. I hope y'all have a good next few days. Be careful and only view the eclipse with certified eclipse glasses or pinhole boxes.
I'll contemplate over friends that are moving on.
Have a drink with me.
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I am part Cherokee. I'm not sure what my spirit animal is though. I should find out. I certainly like bears. I always love seeing bears in the wild except when I've been camping and they want to make off with my food. Bears aren't fond of clanging metal pans together and shouting. I guess that annoys them and they leave but not without stopping to look back at you with an expression that says, "You're no fun, asshole, I just wanted a snack."
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Quote by DamonX
Uh oh Buzz you just totally showed off your inner nerd. You totally just history fucked George RR Martin with your absolutely accurate statement that the khopesh sword....
...was prominent in ancient Egypt and probably not conducive to semi-nomadic steppe warfare.
Since I never expect to get laid ever again, in my next post I'll be touting the benefits of using a composite short bow over a Welsh longbow in long range military tactics.
"Where is the God of tits and wine?"
best line ever...
Yes, the Egyptians and also the Hebrews and Philistines used the sickle sword. Supposedly the huge sword of Goliath was a sickle sword. I picture Andre the Giant swinging a sword. Poor guy. Uh... well... wrestling is great entertainment, right? The khopesh sword does look cool as hell, though. I want one for my wall.
Definitely, the short composite bow worked very well for the Mongols. It was very powerful and could do a nasty number on armor. And best of all, it could and was used from horseback. It really fucked up some Germanic knights. The Welsh bow had its use though. Used en masse reigning down on attacking armor, cavalry, or infantry, it was highly effective. But it was pretty stationary and those bowmen couldn't do jack shit if the enemy got right up on them. I'd also take the composite bow as a main weapon. I think there would be a wider range of strategies that would work using the composite.
I don't think I would've liked being forced to practice shooting that big fucking Welsh bow all the time instead of getting in my rounds of golf. Hmmm... imagine a golf cart, composite bow battle on a pristine golf course. Bring back Monty Python, they could pull that off.
Well back to Game of Thrones. Only 2 episodes left? I just don't see that. It seems like there should be about 7 or 8 scenes t least to build up to a great finish. Maybe they make it work anyhow. I always wanted Tyrion to end up as King of the Seven Kingdoms, maybe take the title Emporer. That's what I'd do. Fuck just being a King when the title Emporer could be used instead. Emporer Buz the Terrible!
The real William Wallace had a big sword. Supposedly 6' long as he was 6'6" at a time when the average dude was like 5'4". FUCK! And William Wallace wasn't some peasant making good as Mel Gibson destroyer of history made him out. William Wallace was a fucking highly trained knight from a family of knights. Shit, I'm, on a tangent. Too much bourbon.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Cider me, please, Bill. A nice Finn's River Farms Blackcurrant with a shot of Maker's Mark to chase what I already have would be lovely. Thank you.
A shot of Maker's Mark sounds good to me. I'll have two, on the rocks.
I've been getting some writing done. I have another story getting close. It felt good to get one posted last night. Hope y'all have a chance to check it out.
Y'all have a good night. And cheers!
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Get ALL poke-asses off the roads! Driving on public roads is a privilege, NOT a right! You can have that drivers license revoked.
State law clearly states that on 4 or more lane roads, you are to stay in the right lane except to pass. It goes on to say that when a vehicle comes up behind you while you are in the left passing lane, you ARE REQUIRED to move to the right lane. So hanging out, poke-assing along in the left passing lane IS a crime!
I hope you get ticketed over and over til you lose your license, poke-ass.
State law clearly states that on 4 or more lane roads, you are to stay in the right lane except to pass. It goes on to say that when a vehicle comes up behind you while you are in the left passing lane, you ARE REQUIRED to move to the right lane. So hanging out, poke-assing along in the left passing lane IS a crime!
I hope you get ticketed over and over til you lose your license, poke-ass.
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Quote by Verbal
I think this season is a little rushed too. I understand they have to tie up alliances before Winter hits, but still....
At least the Loot Train battle frikkin rocked!
I also thought Peter Dinklage (Tyrion) was a lot more fun when he was a drunken whore-monger. So many juicy, funny scenes ("Where is the God of tits and wine?"). Now that he's respectable he just stands around and...gives advice. Waste of a fine actor.
They need to do a scene of Tyrion motorboating a truly enormous set of titties until he passes out.
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Yeah, it has come off a bit rushed. Still great, but I'm thinking they've got a lot to get in fast before there is a coalition of all the conniving groups to fight against The White Walkers.
Would love to see a little more realistic strategic maneuvering in the next battle scenes. I mean they are fun to watch and all but get tired of all the mindless screaming frontal assaults. I guess that's what you have to do to make a 10 minute battle. The sickle swords look cool too, but those were outdated before the Greek Hoplites, and Game of Thrones is set to look like late Middle Ages. Hmmm... a sickle sword would look scary coming at your throat, though.
I still love the show. I usually watch each episode twice.
Would love to see a little more realistic strategic maneuvering in the next battle scenes. I mean they are fun to watch and all but get tired of all the mindless screaming frontal assaults. I guess that's what you have to do to make a 10 minute battle. The sickle swords look cool too, but those were outdated before the Greek Hoplites, and Game of Thrones is set to look like late Middle Ages. Hmmm... a sickle sword would look scary coming at your throat, though.
I still love the show. I usually watch each episode twice.
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Alright, it's time for my final nightcap. I think a cabernet sauvignon because that will help me to go to sleep.
Anyhow, I've just posted my first new story in months. The Devil's Harem: Sin City
All my Devil's Harem stories work as stand alone stories, so you can jump in anywhere. There is no particular order or time or decade, and characters vary. Hope y'all give it a read.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-devils-harem-sin-city.aspx
Cheers and good night!
Anyhow, I've just posted my first new story in months. The Devil's Harem: Sin City
All my Devil's Harem stories work as stand alone stories, so you can jump in anywhere. There is no particular order or time or decade, and characters vary. Hope y'all give it a read.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-devils-harem-sin-city.aspx
Cheers and good night!
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I can't remember them all. Ridden my motorcycle up and down stairs at parties, once cut a circle and did a long wheelie on a major road while wearing only motorcycle boots and my girlfriend's panties on my head, in front of well over a hundred cheering partiers. Taken part in streaking. Filled public fountains with clothes washing detergent. Climbed and spray painted on a water tower. Created a lot of burnt rubber smoke, cutting circles in cars. Drag raced on public roads. Maybe just a bit of brawling. A lot of arm wrestling contests. Balcony jumping and worse. I tend to attempt dangerous daring feats if I am truly drunk.
So now I try not to go beyond the pleasantly buzzed stage. Plus I am older and hopefully too mature to do that crazy shit again.
So now I try not to go beyond the pleasantly buzzed stage. Plus I am older and hopefully too mature to do that crazy shit again.
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Her Royal Spriteness and I have talked about a collaboration but haven't got started yet. We have a basic idea which we think will work great with our personalities. It will be great fun! And WILD!
I'm also been talking with Jayne33 about co-authoring and putting it to audio. I was thinking 5 minutes of me giving her a motorboat but she said it had to be a real story. Maybe it can have a motorboating preamble.
So, I've got some real fun to look forward to, working with those two.
I'm also been talking with Jayne33 about co-authoring and putting it to audio. I was thinking 5 minutes of me giving her a motorboat but she said it had to be a real story. Maybe it can have a motorboating preamble.
So, I've got some real fun to look forward to, working with those two.
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Quote by noll
Is Donald wanking here somewhere? That's just despicable!
What's despicable is that nekkid Donald Duck tramp stamp ie Panama City bumper sticker tattoo on your lower back. The worst part of it is his droopy duck bill. Do you have no shame?
— Buz, drunk senior mod
