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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Buz
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Mine is Do-Si-Dos. Love the peanut butter.
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Diced chicken grilled in a pan of bourbon sauce, glazed, and served over vegetable fried rice accompanied by corn and seasoned green beans cooked in a wok. Chilled white wine.
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Bling that pussy! I think pussy and nipple bling sizzles! Do it!
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Anyone up for ice cold long neck Buds? Just a few for me to chill out in my recliner and listen to some Johnny Cash. Y'all have a good evening.
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If I did, it would have to be a large watermelon or a pumpkin. I'd start romantically with a tablecloth candlelight dinner, some expensive white wine, and flowers. I'd wear a tuxedo. Some soft music playing low. I guess we'd proceed from there.
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We prefer you to at least break it before going over 10,000 words. So whatever is a good point to end part one up to that will work. If under 10,000 go ahead and give it a whirl. Readers have a tendency to go for the shorter stories so if you prefer breaking it into parts you can. Not too short, though.
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I saw a funny sticker on a car today:

Dogs are Democrats. Cats are Republicans.
The dog wants what is not theirs. The cat will not share anything.
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Two sausage and egg biscuits with apple jelly, hashbrowns, and hot black coffee.
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Yes and I have...

How she hid all this while wearing a tiny club dress is a real work of art.
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Quote by wjackl
How does Nancy manage to stay 4.3 miles away from me no matter where I am?


But Harvey, the 6 foot, white rabbit is always right next to you.
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There is always the 'twisty ass/tiny steps/boobs-poked-out-in-high-heels' routine. It's pretty much 100% guaranteed to work.

Dancing_Doll who has a Ph.D. in that, teaches a class in this.
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Quote by oceanrunner
I'll have a Jack and Coke, please.

anyone discover any awesome stories lately?


Yes:
Losing Her Girl Cherry by DanielleX (a new post with an RR)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/losing-her-girl-cherry.aspx

Lost Angels by BrownCoffee (just recently received an EP)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/lost-angels.aspx

These are just two recent ones I've noticed. I see some more recent Recommended Reads on my to do list. In fact, you, OceanRunner, and Emerson have recent Recommended Reads that I have added to my queue to read.

Now to knock down a couple of more Jack and Cokes and crawl off to bed.
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Trump pooted!



Trump set history by becoming the first ever tanning bed president.
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I thought taking it slow was getting a long slow sloppy blow job.

Other than that I have no advice. I've never had a take it slow relationship. I say just go for it.
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I like drinking hot coffee shooters from between a hot woman's tits. Of course, if you spill any, it runs down her belly and heats up her hoochie. Hoochie Coochie Coo!

Browncoffee's stories will heat you up too!
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Rumpy, welcome back! Hope all is well and hope you had a great birthday. How about I get you a round or two or three or four or more of Jack and Coke?
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I said "no cheese!" I swear all fast food joints use cheese made from recycled tires and petroleum. No cheese means no cheese!
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Happy Birthday, Kee! Have an awesome day!!!
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Use a condom. I find it difficult to orgasm with a condom on, prolonging it to the point of frustration.
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No close blood relatives, such as siblings, parents, grandparents, uncle, aunt. Cousins are acceptable.
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I am drinking coffee (black) and having cinnamon muffins for breakfast. Have to go in to the office and work this afternoon. Not a fun way to spend a
Sunday afternoon. I asked for some volunteers from my team. I hate to do that on a weekend but sometimes that's what it takes for us to get paycheck.

Y'all have a great Sunday and hoist a few drinks.
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Law suits are good and can be punitive to the corporation but there needs to be more. There needs to be criminal laws passed to hold the top executives of companies that do this responsible and face prosecution and prison sentences.

Can you imagine inserting a transmitting butt plug?
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A beef burrito & Mexican rice, ice cold Tecates & limes. And more and more Tecates.
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Ice cold Tecates and limes tonight. Chilling out at home on a Saturday night for a change. Here's a toast to cheers to you all.
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