Dammit! Football teams are still too expensive. Well, lottery winnings could purchase a minor league team, maybe a minor league professional baseball team.
When I am writing erotica or having sex, all three words orgasming, climaxing, cumming, mean the same thing. Orgasming sounds too clumsy to use. I'd say having an orgasm. But in erotica cumming or climaxing is much sexier.
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Did y'all know in the state of Georgia we have these two towns (yep, they're actual official names):
• Climax, Georgia
• Cumming, Georgia
I have yet to climax or cum in either one of them.
Chicken pot pie and beer.
I don't go for the 'daddy' thing. No daddy diddy doo!
DAMN! Cruel and unfair shit happens! Life throws horrible shit!
"Oh, baby! Let's get this done without being arrested for public indecency and public lewdness!!!"
Does it come out more like more of a note, shopping list, a novel, or worse – the phone book?
There are several:
1. The pussy motorboat
2. The buz saw tongue
3. The vibrating tongue
4. The put your whole head in and spin (Can cause permanent crossed eyedness)
There are a bunch more that can be added with the use of power tools. I don't recommend diesel powered tools, though, as things went wrong one time - she stutters and walks with a limp now. You really should be careful with electrical tools too, as I know one girl who has permanently frizzy hair as a result of an unexpected power surge.
WHAT? No pussy fu manchus?
I'm going to have some cabernet sauvignon before taking a melatonin then go to bed.
A sausage and egg biscuit with strawberry jelly, hashbrowns and coffee (hot and black).
Stripping a story of all adverbs would make it sterile even with the use of strong verbs. Of course, overuse of adverbs with weak verbs is also undesirable and the story will lose action. A good balance will make your story more interesting.
Commas are supposed to be used where they are required. You will find more commas in prose than in newspaper and magazine text. That is because prose follows a stricter adherence to grammatical rules. Magazine and newspaper text is written and edited to fit tight space requirements so that they can fit in the advertisements. They go with a minimum of punctuation.
Do not be in a rush when editing and proofing. Having a very competent proofreader/editor is really important for you to get the best story product at completion. Also, when depending upon only yourself, please set it aside for a good length of time so you can later look at it with fresh eyes.
Another suggestion is to download Grammarly or something similar. There are also free websites that will check your grammar and punctuation. On those, you may only be able to do a small portion of your text at a time but still worth using.
Homemade ravioli and cheese/bacon potato skins. Red wine.
I've had an arrow through my heart just a few times.
