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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Ice cold beer, my wife naked, and tomorrow's turkey dinner!!!
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Did they scream in English, Spanish or a combination? Did the professor call you a cunning linguist?


Bravo!
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Wait! Do me next! I have a board meeting in 23 min!!


Okey dokey - you get a 23 minute screaming-meemie-orgasm!
Yes. Through mental telepathy... I once made all the girls in my Spanish 102 class have simultaneous multiple orgasms through mind control. You should've heard that.

The professor freaked.
I only send naked pictures of myself made in invisible mode. I've posted one below:
As per his photo poster, seen on Post Office walls all over the country, he has been quite naughty since released from his last incarceration.
For my Westworld vacation fantasy I want a sweaty nekked, three-day threesome with Madame Maeve and Charlotte Halle. Then to go on a horseback, bow and arrow Buffalo hunt.
I am a robot!



"dam it" Are we blocking a stream? Or should that be "damn it"? or Dammit!?
Super naughty and wild with cape and nuthin' else on. And can fly!
Looking like a woman. A little hair. Trim jobs, landing strips, trimmed porn bushes stopped to just above the pussy lips Riley Reid style. Especially creative trimmies in unique shapes. Nose ticklers.
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Sorry, I didn't know it affected you. My mates with dyslexia use an orange sheet over the screen, or pink glasses. I've always used a green font on the sites I use, and nobody's mentioned it before. But now I know.


I've tried tinted glasses and the colored sheets but couldn't tell any improvement. Mostly found that annoying.

I don't know why green gives me the most trouble. Medium and light blues are almost as bad.

What I really enjoy is an off white, slightly cream background, rather than stark white. So I love actual printed books with cream color or off white paper pages. But dyslexia is not an eye problem. It's the interaction with the brain.

On short discourses like the Forum I can deal with colored fonts but sometimes have to re-read the posts when they start not making sense and then see what I'm actually reading. If I told you my first impressions sometimes of what I think I'm reading y'all would get a big laugh.
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Please Gav, pretty please may we?


On font colors. I am dyslexic. Some colors are just fine such as medium or dark brown and red (but annoying). I can even read purple as long as it is dark enough. But medium and light blues and in particularly green make me want to scream. Those colors seriously jumble up anything I am trying to read so badly that if someone used them in their bio and all, I would have to completely ignore them. And I would ignore orange on general principal.
"It ain’t over till it’s over."
– Yogi Berra
It's caused by some Chrome for Mac bullshit as Chrome has abolished notification controls from their settings.
The last two episodes were just awesome. So since Ford has been creating his own hosts without anyone else's knowledge, throw out the rules on what a host is capable of. It all depends upon their own programming. Was that new host body being created in Ford's secret lab, by any chance a duplicate of Theresa Cullen?

What I wonder though, is the bathroom conditions. Since it is an old west setting, would they have to use primitive outhouses or have nice modern flushable, sanitary toilets and bathrooms? If I were paying 40K I'd still want my twice a day hot shower, a clean toilet and plenty of Charmin. You know they didn't have Charmin in the old west. Not much paper was available either.
Warning! I drink tea nekkid. Sweet tea! And I love drinking hot black coffee in the nude. Bourbon too!

"I am always nekkid under my clothes!"
— Buz Bono
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we allow british spellings, but not canadian spellings. reason we kicked SD out was cause he's canadian. they're just more trouble than they're worth.


True! Canadians are just trouble. You know they are planning world domination. They've got hordes of trained bionic mooses ready to pour over our northern border. Just biding their time. Which may happen as soon as Trump is sworn in.

Beware the Maple Leaf! God help us all!
I sure would prefer a happy ending when I'm at the Lotus Flower Girls Girls Girls massage parlor.
Congratulations to Oceanrunner, VirgoGo, and Saucymh. Y'all did an awesome job. Outstanding stories! And congrats to the runners-up, those are fantastic stories. Thanks to all who contributed and entered the competition.
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I did a little research and have to agree that the lady in question was not short on, uh, charm in her modeling days.


Let's all drink to her 'charm'.

I'll have an ice cold Dos Equis with a tequila chaser. After the election results, make it an even eight of each.
Remember 'Super Delegates'. The Democrat Party's way of pandering to it's ultra rich elitist establishment that really run the party. Remember that everytime you complain about the election.

One political party's old boy establishment system was defeated by an anti-establishment candidate. The other political party's old boy establishment system was protected by 'super delegates' and quashed it's anti-establishment candidate. Which party won?
I want to do a full on nekkid steamy sex scene with Madame Maave.
If you're having a hard time with her anger issues now while engaged, be warned, that will only get worse and worse as time goes on. The love of your life could become the nightmare of your life. Do some serious thinking.