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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Buz
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Good evening, Rumpy, and to all. I swear I need a drink(s) real bad.
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All mistakes on Lush are turned over to this man to make sure you never do that again... and that's the last mistake you'll ever make.
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WARNING! Alien buttplugs from outer space! They're cumming!
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For however long it takes to get the desired results.
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I've just begun to drink!

Jack Daniels tonight, baby! Lots of it!
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I think I had a few dates with an artificial vagina once. The only thing real about her was her being a bitch.
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A great story and sizzling sexy audio! This story has been awarded a Recommended Read.
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Quote by Shadowforce1
Do these "visitors" have to make an account. Or is it anyone that visits the profile?


No, in fact how may outside visitors click on your page will mostly determine who wins.
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Buz
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Just cause I can:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/frank-chase-private-dick-skittles.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/paris-in-flames.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/would-you-like-ketchup-with-that.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/would-you-like-ketchup-with-that-2.aspx



https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/little-perversions.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/hard-candy.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/girls-like-that.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/fade-to-black.aspx
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Buz
The Linebacker
A toast to all of you this evening! Happy Lushing!
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Buz
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One of the things that makes Lushstories great is your opportunity to come on here and have fun. We can cut up, laugh, act crazy, and be who we want to be. So what if there are some negative doofuses, the most of us will have fun despite them.

Lushstories is a great place to read a wide variety of sex stories. It's a rather liberal place, not for stuffed shirts with corn cobs stuck up their butt. Well, unless that's their fetish. We have this Forum, there are chatrooms for chatters, and we even have a Groups, where like-minded people can discuss their favorite subjects.

Have fun folks! Enter the Attention Whore Contest. Enjoy your friends. If you win, you get a Badge.

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Buz
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I like my job a lot, sometimes I even love it. But I wouldn't quite say that I love it overall.
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I've just crawled out of bed, so let's all start the day with a breakfast drink – a Bloody Mary.

Congrats on the Sticky, Rumpy.


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Generally getting quite a few comments and votes leads to more views.
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A roast beef sandwich, hashbrowns, and a beer.
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I've ridden motorcycles while wearing my girlfriend's panties on my head. My college fraternity used to wear our girlfriend's panties on our heads when we played intramural flag football. Does all that count?
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I do not do the chat rooms. I do very much enjoy The Forum though, and have made many friends there. Another great way to make friends on Lush is to read stories. A lot of writers and readers get acquainted through like interests in stories.
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I have been a judge at a wet t-shirt contest and two bikini contests. Hmm... that should go on my resume.

Have an ice cold beer...
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Rumpy! I wondered what had happened to the Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar. Welcome Back!

A Lushstories tradition has reappeared.

Let's all have a celebration drink!
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Quote by Verbal
So, if I enter a story in a competition, and it is not found to be matching Lush guidelines, will it be sent back by a mod, just like regular stories? Is there one mod that ushers it onto the site prior to voting?


The entire verifying team processes competition stories. All comp stories must meet the prerequisite Lush guidelines, plus the competition guidelines. Comp guidelines are word limit and the story subject must be about whatever the theme of that particular comp is. Yes, if they don't meet the guidelines they will be sent back with the reasons why. Comp stories are verified in the same process the other stories are.

After the competition deadline, the comp stories are read by a panel of judges who determine the winners. The judges are unknown to the verifiers.
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Some sadist put the women's thigh machine facing the military press machine. Gee, I can't military press with some hottie spreading her thighs in and out right and front of me. In fact, I've asked my wife to leave that machine alone when I'm doing my military presses. She's not very cooperative. In fact, when I'm starting to bench press she loves to come straddle my chest and ask if I need her to spot me. Seriously?
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Saying masturbation leads to impotence in men is like saying masturbation leads to frigidity in women. That concept is ridiculous.

In fact, keeping the 'tubes cleared' is good for your prostate and helps prevent prostate cancer.

Wank away! Pull the pud. Beat the meat. Limber the timber. Stroke the bud. Tug the jug. Spank the monkey!
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Quote by stephanie


Thank you.

(Did as you said and all is well...)

xx SF


Gee, does this mean I'm not hacked into your account anymore. I used to love sending dick pics to Sprite through your account.
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