Did anyone see the opening episode of Fargo, Season 2 tonight?
The Waffle Hut murders scene was something. And damn? The UFO?
It looks like it will be a very entertaining series.
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Happy Birthday to Aunt Steffie... I mean Uncle Stephen... I mean you wild, hard drinking, young twat chasing Irishman! Have a merry awesome day!
Does all these folks in Lushland know how many young sexy lassies you score with? You lost count decades ago and you haven't slowed down!
Does all these folks in Lushland know how many young sexy lassies you score with? You lost count decades ago and you haven't slowed down!
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The penis is NOT a muscle. The erection is caused by blood pumping in and not pumping out, causing the fibrous material to engorge and enlarge. A penis can be a wide range of sizes depending upon body temperature and outer temperature during its flaccid state, but reaches its consistent maximum size at erection.
The only way to make it bigger is through surgery, cause dude, otherwise genetics has totally determined what you've got.
If you tie heavy weights to it, you might damage blood flow and the ability to engorge, therefore you could permanently destroy your ability to have an erection.
Have you wondered why those Viagra and so forth commercials warn you that if you have an erection lasting as long as 4 hours to get to seek medical attention. That is because the blood is not flowing back out, fresh oxygen is not getting to your tissue and your penis tissue might be dying. For God's sake get to the Emergency Room!
The only way to make it bigger is through surgery, cause dude, otherwise genetics has totally determined what you've got.
If you tie heavy weights to it, you might damage blood flow and the ability to engorge, therefore you could permanently destroy your ability to have an erection.
Have you wondered why those Viagra and so forth commercials warn you that if you have an erection lasting as long as 4 hours to get to seek medical attention. That is because the blood is not flowing back out, fresh oxygen is not getting to your tissue and your penis tissue might be dying. For God's sake get to the Emergency Room!
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People can be put on 'Blowjob Probation' for not sucking and swallowing until the orgasm ends, unless they called 'Facial' at the beginning. That's like calling 'shotgun' when getting into a car or truck. (Usually a truck in my case.)
You don't want to get put on Blowjob Probation. That goes on your Permanent Record.
You don't want to get put on Blowjob Probation. That goes on your Permanent Record.
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My wife grabs anything and everything. I had to start cutting my hair short so she couldn't yank it all out. Damn, I might have to shave my head. She's about pulled my ears damn near off. She is dangerous when she has an orgasm – and she has a lot of those. I might have to start wearing Kevlar and football helmet for sex.
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The great Yogi Berra, Baseball Hall of Famer and one of America's most loved personalities has passed away at age 90. While in the US Navy, Yogi Berra was awarded a Purple Heart for action at the Normandy Invasion. After WWII, he went on to become one of the greatest and most loved professional baseball players, playing his career for the New York Yankees and playing in more World Series than any other player ever. We especially loved him for his down home quotes. He once said, "I never said most of the things I said."
After his playing and managing days in baseball was over he went on to make himself known to younger generation in TV commercials as a very popular product spokesperson and TV commercial personality. And he wrote books about baseball.
Yogi Berra quotes:
"It ain't over till it's over."
"It's deja-vu all over again."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
"It gets late early out there."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"Pair up in threes."
"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
Thanks Yogi!
After his playing and managing days in baseball was over he went on to make himself known to younger generation in TV commercials as a very popular product spokesperson and TV commercial personality. And he wrote books about baseball.
Yogi Berra quotes:
"It ain't over till it's over."
"It's deja-vu all over again."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
"It gets late early out there."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"Pair up in threes."
"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
Thanks Yogi!
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Since your asking... I moan until I can catch my breath and scream again. I'm a yeller too and I grunt. I usually grunt when I pull hair. But my wife is always even louder than me. We're going to have to sound proof the bedroom once we have kids. I don't know what we'll do about all the other rooms, cause we've christened every room in the house a few times. We even christened the front porch – it was night and there was no moon, but it made the neighborhood dogs bark like crazy.
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Windows sucks! I'm almost 30 and I have a PowerMac from middle school that still works. I also have an old Mac G5, and a new iMac. Using anything Windows for work is fucking miserable and counter productive. All it does is fuck up all the time, freezes, crashes, loses the internet. We replaced our PCs at work with Macs and the IT Dept doesn't have anything to do anymore. Windows can go toss someone's salad! Did I state that elegantly enough?
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Beer, Reese's Cups, milk, sandwich meat, eggs, lettuce, salads that I pre-mixed myself, condiments, whipped cream, cookies (it makes them nice and crunchy), cheese, oranges, grapefruits, celery, carrots, cut up watermelon pieces, margarine, V-8 Juice, cherry syrup, jellies and jams, some leftover baked chicken, sangria, diet soft drinks, grape juice, and orange juice.
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Heh... my mother was one of the thousand or so extras, paid to appear in The Day After. I've got a 2 second snippet of her, all made up, trudging along the roadside, with half a dozen other people, looking like an atomic bombed-out refugee.
Good memories.
Absolutely horrible movie.
The Day After Tomorrow, is equally bad - in a different kind of shitty way.
My dad was an extra in the movie, Grizzly, made back in the 70s. It's supposed to be out west where grizzlies are, but was filmed in the same Georgia county Deliverance was filmed. That movie is pretty awful too. It was low budget.
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Fucking control freak douchebag. You make everyone miserable with your stupid shit. You'll eventually implode on the stupidity of your ego, you fucking weird moron. Your kind always does, dumbass! When you do, don't expect any sympathy and especially any help bailing your ass out. You can choke on it motherfucker! I can't wait for your failure! It is coming!