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Buz
5 days ago
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Male-female friendship can and does exist in many instances without sex. That goes to depth of character and depth of intelligence. There is no good reason that a man and woman cannot be friends.
If you are a person that thinks or acts in a way that sex has to be interjected into that friendship relationship that is a rather shallow mental condition that is your own making.
I have many female friends and sex is not part of that, nor do I want it to be.
One can be friends and interject sex, as in friends-with-benefits. In those cases I think the relationship can easily change unless you are very guarded to keep that from happening.
But a lover relationship can also be a friend relationship. For instance, I am in love with my wife, in lust with my wife and she is my best friend.
If you are a person that thinks or acts in a way that sex has to be interjected into that friendship relationship that is a rather shallow mental condition that is your own making.
I have many female friends and sex is not part of that, nor do I want it to be.
One can be friends and interject sex, as in friends-with-benefits. In those cases I think the relationship can easily change unless you are very guarded to keep that from happening.
But a lover relationship can also be a friend relationship. For instance, I am in love with my wife, in lust with my wife and she is my best friend.
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That's awesome Alan. You did a seriously outstanding job writing that poem and have made a great impact. It's great to see school kids reading your poem. It's great to see that your work will probably never be forgotten and I feel confident that your poem will continue to make a positive impact and touch many people.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Oh dear G-d, flashbacks to intolerably muggy summers being dragged through the Deep South by my Canadian-born grandmother, hellbent (no pun intended) on exposing me to what she called "the history of the Americans". We went to one of these "revivals" the summer before my 10th birthday.
It was someplace outside of Mobile, AL, and all I remember is the women wearing too much makeup, the overwhelming smell of cheap perfume and talcum powder and sweat, and my grandmother, in veiled hat and white gloves, her Bible open in her lap, muttering to me under her breath in French, something about not understanding "these American preachers". More precisely, I recall her telling me--warning me, in retrospect--that the Devil could present himself in many forms. As an adult, I realise now that she meant that she thought that the "preacher" leading the revival was a minion of the Devil, if not the Devil himself.
And oh yes, that preacher used the word "fornicate" repeatedly. It wasn't a word with which I was familiar at the time, so it meant nothing to me. Clearly meant something to my grandmother, clutching her pocketbook and my hand, refusing to even touch the collection plate, let alone put money into it.
Many of those 'tent revival' types are nothing but charlatans, especially preying on the poorly educated. Some are sincere and true. But the ones that travel around constantly are often just 'carnivals' of a different show. Mobile, AL huh? I bet it was hot & muggy. As a kid I always liked going to the USS Alabama battleship museum at Mobile, where that ship is in permanent anchor, and has the WWII submarine there and other stuff. As a kid that was a real treat for a boy, especially getting to sit on those anti-aircraft gun swivels or touch those great big battleship gun barrels.
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Fornicate? You've never been to an old fashioned southern tent revival. The more those preachers say the word 'fornicate' the more green bucks they'll gather in the collection plate. And the more times that word 'fornicate' is used, the hornier those two big haired, bleached blondes in the third row are going to get. Yeah, that preacher is is going to score a threesome after. He'll fornicate with both of them, drilling one in the snatch and buggering the other in her rectal happy zone. Yeehaaa! Somebody pass the Mad Dog.
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As a kid, probably spaghetti & meatballs with a cold glass of milk and chocolate cake for dessert.
I also loved going to my grandmother's house and getting fresh hot home baked peanut butter cookies or chocolate chip cookies. And guess what? I still do. If she knows I am coming over she always has a bunch of cookies baked for me to take with me. She also makes a great Pound Cake or Cinnamon Coffee Cake.
I also loved going to my grandmother's house and getting fresh hot home baked peanut butter cookies or chocolate chip cookies. And guess what? I still do. If she knows I am coming over she always has a bunch of cookies baked for me to take with me. She also makes a great Pound Cake or Cinnamon Coffee Cake.
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Intelligence is attractive if the person with the intelligence has depth of character. Some people with very high IQs are still very shallow. They can be very narcissistic and worse they can have no redeeming moral characteristics.
Often success has very little to do with intelligence but rather who is willing to work the hardest to achieve their goals.
Intelligence with the right combination of other characteristics can be attractive and intoxicating.
Often success has very little to do with intelligence but rather who is willing to work the hardest to achieve their goals.
Intelligence with the right combination of other characteristics can be attractive and intoxicating.
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To the guys, just don't unwrap when you've just got out of the pool unless it's a heated pool. Let 'em see you goober when it's about to be proud and happy, not when it's a chilled weenie.
Those things can change sizes quite drastically. An 8" hard on can shrink to a 3" dillydoob when its freezing and the nuts can hang very low or tighten smack up against the body. They are only producing sperm when they are at perfect body temperature and a male's body will adapt to keep them from being too cold or too hot. They will also hang extra low and be extra sensitive when a guy is running a fever, to protect them against the higher body heat.
Those things can change sizes quite drastically. An 8" hard on can shrink to a 3" dillydoob when its freezing and the nuts can hang very low or tighten smack up against the body. They are only producing sperm when they are at perfect body temperature and a male's body will adapt to keep them from being too cold or too hot. They will also hang extra low and be extra sensitive when a guy is running a fever, to protect them against the higher body heat.
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Quote by Mysteria27
Did she go to a salon or did she do it herself?
Hugs,
Mysteria
xo
Hi Mysteria!!!
She has always had it done at her salon. It's the salon where she gets her hair done and also has a section that does waxing, Brazilians, etc. My wife likes to change up and get different little trimmie designs and sometimes gets her trimmie colored. They do the vajazzles too.
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My wife has vajazzled for me about four times. Once for our anniversary, my birthday one time, and the other two were just formal dress up occasions and she went vajazzled underneath and teased me with updress peeks the entire time.
When you have sex, those crystals will start popping off. Try to not swallow any or get one in your eye.
When you have sex, those crystals will start popping off. Try to not swallow any or get one in your eye.
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I love getting head, but I love vaginal sex even more. I love giving oral to my wife. Really, I love all there is about it, the foreplay and extending it out as long as possible. There are times for quickies, but serious extended sex, where you touch as many buttons as possible, that's great. And usually extended foreplay somehow makes the act of fucking last even longer, gives you more staying power, more mental control. I like it when my wife keeps talking about how good it was all day the next day. And if it's really good she will go on and on. And that gets me in the mood to go again.