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Buz
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Happy Birthday!
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Quote by Liger6969
yes, loved our trips to the ones in Florida and Georgia. Had great times. I recommend going.
-Linz
Did you go to the Trapeze in Atlanta? That's a fun club when its hopping. You'll see people of all ages, but really mid 30s to early 50s seem to be prevalent.
Unfortunately, Club Venus closed. Along with the usual group rooms, it had been set up with these 'private' rooms that had 2-way mirrors so people could walk by and peep in. That made fucking in front of people easier on some.
My wife and I have gone to a couple of sex clubs. You do not have to join in with anyone. You are free to sit back with drinks and just watch. I'm a natural voyeur, so kicking back with a glass of bourbon or a cold beer and watching is just fine. My wife is an exhibitionist, so she enjoys getting to wear an ultra-revealing slutty outfit. She and I have had sex with each other in front of people there, though we always go with friends, we've never indulged with another couple there – just watched and put on our own show.
My wife and I, being fitness freaks, still in our 20s, did draw quite a crowd of watchers.
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It depends upon how much you drink and how drunk you are. If you're staggering, well even if you get it up, you're not in any condition to use it right. Plus does any lady really want some guy humping on them that might puke on them at any moment.
If you're just buzzed it shouldn't matter too much. Now toking a little weed has always had a positive effect on me, making me go and go and go, for a long, long time, like the Energizer Bunny and this sentence.
If you're just buzzed it shouldn't matter too much. Now toking a little weed has always had a positive effect on me, making me go and go and go, for a long, long time, like the Energizer Bunny and this sentence.
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The cordless mouse for my iMac goes through batteries in a week at the most, usually 3 or 4 days. Is there a battery brand that can get longer life in the Apple cordless mouses?
Also, the tiny keyboard that comes with iMac drives me crazy when writing stoires. Has anyone ever purchased a standard size keyboard for your iMac to replace the miniature ones that Apple supplies? If so, which ones work the best with the iMac?
Also, the tiny keyboard that comes with iMac drives me crazy when writing stoires. Has anyone ever purchased a standard size keyboard for your iMac to replace the miniature ones that Apple supplies? If so, which ones work the best with the iMac?
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I am really lucky to have awesome parents. A lot of times though, I think Mom doesn't realize I'm grown up as she still tells me what I should be doing and she fusses at me for not calling or coming by enough. But I've been told that's just what Mom's do.
As a teenager I thought Dad was too tough and just a little overbearing sometimes, but in hindsight he was just doing what Dad's need to do. My relationship with Dad is better than ever. He often invites me up to play golf, go hunting or use his ski boat. Dad even calls me up to ask my opinion on some of his investment decisions and stuff.
I have a younger brother and sister. My brother now works for Dad in my Dad's business and has the perfect temperament for doing that. My sister is the youngest and probably the most spoiled, especially by Dad, but she's a great sister. She and Mom can have the best time spending hours together shopping or doing anything together really, they are very close.
So I was blessed to have great parents and a great family.
As a teenager I thought Dad was too tough and just a little overbearing sometimes, but in hindsight he was just doing what Dad's need to do. My relationship with Dad is better than ever. He often invites me up to play golf, go hunting or use his ski boat. Dad even calls me up to ask my opinion on some of his investment decisions and stuff.
I have a younger brother and sister. My brother now works for Dad in my Dad's business and has the perfect temperament for doing that. My sister is the youngest and probably the most spoiled, especially by Dad, but she's a great sister. She and Mom can have the best time spending hours together shopping or doing anything together really, they are very close.
So I was blessed to have great parents and a great family.
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Congratulations To Dancing_Doll, Sitting and Jaymal for the top 3 finishes.
There were so many great entries into this, Hardcore, one of my favorite categories. Reading the stories was awesome (yes, had me pitching a tent.). But I have to say, Dancing_Doll, as I told her previously, wrote the winner by far. 'Little Perversions' is now an official all-time Lush classic as declared by Buz. And a special salute to Sprite's 'Skittles.' And if you're afraid to know what's saluting, don't ask.
Congrats to the honorable mentions, whose stories all looked like winners too. I thought this comp was quite deep in quality, dipping well beyond the honorable mention list.
There were so many great entries into this, Hardcore, one of my favorite categories. Reading the stories was awesome (yes, had me pitching a tent.). But I have to say, Dancing_Doll, as I told her previously, wrote the winner by far. 'Little Perversions' is now an official all-time Lush classic as declared by Buz. And a special salute to Sprite's 'Skittles.' And if you're afraid to know what's saluting, don't ask.
Congrats to the honorable mentions, whose stories all looked like winners too. I thought this comp was quite deep in quality, dipping well beyond the honorable mention list.
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Quote by hornybloke82
anyone recommend a good office sex story?
As VanGogh mentioned, try the Office Sex category of the left side of the main page. In fact, you'll find several great office sex stories by VanGogh there, under Most Popular, Most Viewed and Suggested. I'm a huge fan of VanGogh's office sex stories, she does an awesome sexy job with those and you'll be damn glad you read them and probably be pitching a tent.
And it's just a fun category. I even have a story there co-written with DanielleX called In A Tight Spot. A lot of excellent Lush authors have contributed to that category. I just looked down the list and it's a great group of erotic writers.
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I strongly disagree with some of these:
1. Men will always be obsessed with your bum hole. BULLSHIT! I have only initiated anal sex about 20x ever, most of the time the female asked for it.
2. 96% of the times you have sex will be initiated by a man pushing his hard-on into your back while you try to sleep. BULLSHIT! My wife initiates sex about 60% to my 40%. Most of my old girlfriends initiated sex as much as I did or more, and I like to have sex a lot.
3. People don’t actually eat food off each others’ naked bodies in real life. Not unless they want Nutella mingling with their fallopian tubes. BULLSHIT! Yes they do. My wife and I have eaten and used food lots of times. I did with past girlfriends several times
5. Giving oral sex will make you gag and think you’re about to throw up approximately 67,542 times throughout your entire life. I CALL THE HUGE GIANT BULLSHIT ON THIS! Whoever wrote this article must be licking someone very nasty!
9. Sex anywhere aside from a bed is pretty uncomfortable and difficult. You’ll get bruises, it’ll hurt but you’ll pretend to love every second of it. BULLSHIT! Sofas are comfortable. thick soft rugs on the floor. Blankets outside. The backseat of the car is not too bad at all, of course we have some big cars in the States.
23. Most of the times you have sex you’ll be wearing a nude T-shirt bra and greying pants from Primark, rather than sexy lingerie from Victoria’s Secret, and you won’t even be ashamed. WHAT? This newspaper article was written by one boring ass person.
But I have to agree about watching a sex scene on TV with your parents. I'll leave the room if at all possible. And pussy farts, just a fact of life.(Fanny is the rear end in my part of the world and yeah those fart quite often. ha)
Some additions, etc.
Guys, you may at some time in your life you'll have a girlfriend that fakes being pregnant to try and hold on to you. Or as in the case of a couple of friends of mine, have girls try and extort money for an abortion when they are really behind on their rent or car payment, not pregnant at all. Both of those scenarios are fairly common.
And for the record, I am a man and, yes, I have faked an orgasm before. I promise you that I'm not the only one. "Yeah I came in you, sometimes only a light amount comes out." Because you really just want to go home.
10. The majority of you (70%) won’t EVER be able to orgasm through penetrative sex on its own. True story. Sometimes you catch a dead fish and she just lays there, like a 'dead fish'. You just quit and have to leave and never go back.
Some chick is going to scratch your back so bad that you don't want to have sex for a few days.
Some chick will suck your cock so hard that it turns purple and black, and you might marry her.
Some chick will squirt in your face.
You'll have that time your doing your best to have quiet sex so you don't get caught, but she loses it during orgasm and screams out making a spectacle of you both.
You will get caught having public sex, and no matter how old you are, you pray no one tells your mom.
One day she will accidentally smack your nuts real hard while she's having an orgasm. Give it 5 minutes and make her kiss you where it had hurt. And you're ready to go again.
21. You’ll always be slightly scared that if you ever got famous, the boyfriend you had at 15 will circulate topless photos of you. Actually past pictures and videos are going to torment you. They may actually cost you a lot of money.
If you check Twitter after sex, you must not be very good at sex. Sorry, but that had to be said.
1. Men will always be obsessed with your bum hole. BULLSHIT! I have only initiated anal sex about 20x ever, most of the time the female asked for it.
2. 96% of the times you have sex will be initiated by a man pushing his hard-on into your back while you try to sleep. BULLSHIT! My wife initiates sex about 60% to my 40%. Most of my old girlfriends initiated sex as much as I did or more, and I like to have sex a lot.
3. People don’t actually eat food off each others’ naked bodies in real life. Not unless they want Nutella mingling with their fallopian tubes. BULLSHIT! Yes they do. My wife and I have eaten and used food lots of times. I did with past girlfriends several times
5. Giving oral sex will make you gag and think you’re about to throw up approximately 67,542 times throughout your entire life. I CALL THE HUGE GIANT BULLSHIT ON THIS! Whoever wrote this article must be licking someone very nasty!
9. Sex anywhere aside from a bed is pretty uncomfortable and difficult. You’ll get bruises, it’ll hurt but you’ll pretend to love every second of it. BULLSHIT! Sofas are comfortable. thick soft rugs on the floor. Blankets outside. The backseat of the car is not too bad at all, of course we have some big cars in the States.
23. Most of the times you have sex you’ll be wearing a nude T-shirt bra and greying pants from Primark, rather than sexy lingerie from Victoria’s Secret, and you won’t even be ashamed. WHAT? This newspaper article was written by one boring ass person.
But I have to agree about watching a sex scene on TV with your parents. I'll leave the room if at all possible. And pussy farts, just a fact of life.(Fanny is the rear end in my part of the world and yeah those fart quite often. ha)
Some additions, etc.
Guys, you may at some time in your life you'll have a girlfriend that fakes being pregnant to try and hold on to you. Or as in the case of a couple of friends of mine, have girls try and extort money for an abortion when they are really behind on their rent or car payment, not pregnant at all. Both of those scenarios are fairly common.
And for the record, I am a man and, yes, I have faked an orgasm before. I promise you that I'm not the only one. "Yeah I came in you, sometimes only a light amount comes out." Because you really just want to go home.
10. The majority of you (70%) won’t EVER be able to orgasm through penetrative sex on its own. True story. Sometimes you catch a dead fish and she just lays there, like a 'dead fish'. You just quit and have to leave and never go back.
Some chick is going to scratch your back so bad that you don't want to have sex for a few days.
Some chick will suck your cock so hard that it turns purple and black, and you might marry her.
Some chick will squirt in your face.
You'll have that time your doing your best to have quiet sex so you don't get caught, but she loses it during orgasm and screams out making a spectacle of you both.
You will get caught having public sex, and no matter how old you are, you pray no one tells your mom.
One day she will accidentally smack your nuts real hard while she's having an orgasm. Give it 5 minutes and make her kiss you where it had hurt. And you're ready to go again.
21. You’ll always be slightly scared that if you ever got famous, the boyfriend you had at 15 will circulate topless photos of you. Actually past pictures and videos are going to torment you. They may actually cost you a lot of money.
If you check Twitter after sex, you must not be very good at sex. Sorry, but that had to be said.
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I like sheer lace panties. Thongs, especially sheer in front, string in back. Those boy short panties make sexy nice when they are sheer lace. Love that teasing hint, when you can see through them.
Now back in college when my fraternity played football, we used to wear our girlfriend's panties on our heads. Bikini sheer lace with strong elastic, or whatever that is, stayed on the head really good. It really demoralized the other team when we stomped their asses while wearing panties on our heads. I preferred pink panties on my head and seeing he other guy's face when I pounded his ass into the ground. Other than that i'm usually very nice – just get real aggressive with panties on my head.
Now back in college when my fraternity played football, we used to wear our girlfriend's panties on our heads. Bikini sheer lace with strong elastic, or whatever that is, stayed on the head really good. It really demoralized the other team when we stomped their asses while wearing panties on our heads. I preferred pink panties on my head and seeing he other guy's face when I pounded his ass into the ground. Other than that i'm usually very nice – just get real aggressive with panties on my head.
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To the stupid moronic rude imbecile of a goober that spilled mass quantities of chicken shit all over the highway for a stretch of two miles:
If I could get my hands on you, I'd rub your face in that shit! You dumb goober. If you can't properly stow that for transport, you don't need to be hauling that. Its an environmental hazard and stinks horribly. I pray that someone got your tag and reported you, so you have to pay a hefty fine and steep price tag for the environmental clean up.
I had to hose and wash the underneath of my car and still that nasty smell persists. I can only imagine how angry the people in that community with houses that front on that road are. And, those kids that were getting off the school bus – they had to step in that.
You rude selfish piece of shit goober. I'd love to stuff a handful of that chicken shit down your throat!
If I could get my hands on you, I'd rub your face in that shit! You dumb goober. If you can't properly stow that for transport, you don't need to be hauling that. Its an environmental hazard and stinks horribly. I pray that someone got your tag and reported you, so you have to pay a hefty fine and steep price tag for the environmental clean up.
I had to hose and wash the underneath of my car and still that nasty smell persists. I can only imagine how angry the people in that community with houses that front on that road are. And, those kids that were getting off the school bus – they had to step in that.
You rude selfish piece of shit goober. I'd love to stuff a handful of that chicken shit down your throat!
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Get in line! The line begins right behind the person in front of you, not 8 feet – not 10 feet behind them. If you're standing that far behind and someone steps in front of you, then dumbass doofus, you have no reason to be upset. No, standing that far back, YOU WERE NOT IN LINE.
If you're standing so far back that people have to ask if you're in line, then you are too far back. Got that, doofus!
If you're standing so far back that people have to ask if you're in line, then you are too far back. Got that, doofus!
