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Buz
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Straight Male, 39
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Quote by stephanie


SARCASM DOES NOT BECOME YOU YOU DIXIE CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Buz: "WE DID HUMANITARIAN THINGS IN DIXIE! We stopped slavery..."

Me: "YEAH BECAUSE YOU LOST A FUCKING WAR!!!"

Buz: "WE NEARLY WON!!!"

Me: "GOTCHA!"

xx SF

The above is IRONY, Satire etc...


Buz: Watch out! I'll make you drink a toast to Oliver Cromwell. (just kidding of course!) I do descend from abolitionists... and some paid with their lives.

Steph: Well, I descend from... we danced naked around the maypole (and I still do sometimes when I'm drunk.)

Buz: So what? I've ridden my motorcycle naked.
Its like a few other things I do, I just feel compelled to. It feels natural. It's great fun and very fulfilling.
Congratulations Ireland! Ireland has taken quite a step forward for humanity. In fact, Ireland has now played a serious leadership role for the rest of the world to follow.
A big ole pork chop, gravy and taters, green beans, grilled corn-on-the-cob, and some deeeelicious homemade cornbread. Sweet tea!
Steak fajitas, chips & salsa, and a couple of ice cold Dos Equis.
A camouflage tuxedo, with a red polkadot bow tie, gator skin cowboy boots, Samurai sword, Catholic Pope hat with blinking lights, and dark sunglasses. And I'd be going commando.

I don't like it at all... NOT SEXY! The curve shape is too drastic, not natural looking at all. A major turn off!
A beautiful sunny morning in Atlanta with a gentle breeeze. Its warm but not hot... yet.
Please don't. Don't text and drive either.

It's one thing to get head while driving as you still can have both hands on the steering wheel, but jerking off while driving? Unless you can do that and keep both hands on the wheel, just don't.
Of course. My wife and I spend a lot of time making each other laugh. We pull pranks on each other and we often talk to each other in made up cartoon voices just to make each other laugh.
The 'Classy' ones are probably the biggest sluts. You might need to go to the health clinic later. Looks are deceiving. If they're hanging out in a bar they know how to deceive.
Maybe try some new fonts that are more up to date. I would suggest not using italic for the title. I like red. Also look at some more distinctive art.

Good Luck!
The Patriots have cheated before. I think as an organization their ethics are among the lowest in the NFL, if not the lowest. It does hang a cloud over their accomplishments, but when the day is done, the American public will soon forget. Tom Brady, partly because of his pretty boy looks, is a very marketable product, so he'll never get the punishment he deserves.

Under inflated footballs probably made a huge difference in that AFL Championship game. As cold as the weather was, the Colts QB struggling with a cold tight football would most likely consistently be throwing a few inches off target. That IS a big deal in a football game, especially considering Brady has his footballs under inflated so he could get a bitter grip, making his passes more accurate. No wonder the score ended up lopsided.

With their previous history for cheating whenever possible, add to it this Deflategate scandal, just how many other cheating activities have the Patriots gotten away with over the years?

And how about Coach Belichick? And why doesn't owner Robert Kraft and his team get a serious enough financial fine to actually punish them? What about being banned from TV for the season, along with a loss of TV revenue?

Even with Brady's suspension and all, this is all just glossed over.

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Is it time to put Pete Rose in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Hell, didn't he always bet on his team to win? If he'd been as pretty as Tom Brady, would baseball have lifted its sanctions on him?

Would y'all love to see Tom Brady get his face rearranged?

How much longer will Peyton Manning play?

Will Tim Tebow ever play again?

Who has the ugliest mascot in the NFL?
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I have noticed that with cmt. Down south is just stupid


Amen! It's just another ignorant TV show creating degrading unreal stereotypes to entertain illiterate brain dead TV zombies.
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Damn you, you got me. I do have a stache


I bet it's not as good as this one, legendary baseball player, Rollie Fingers had. Plus, he had such a good name. He played for Oakland, so I know Sprite loves him.

I have a 'stache too, but only let it grow with the rest of my beard for a month or so in the winter. My wife loves how it all looks, but she's not too fond of how it scratches her face and her, errr, well... her 'yehaa-good-time-fun-bunch.' Which she doesn't usually totally shave. She usually leaves a little landing strip and sometimes dyes it different coors. When we were engaged she shaved her little patch into a diamond shape. She's been creative, hearts, squigglies, etc. She's even vajazzled before (and I get those little sparkly beads all over my face.)

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I heard a myth, the the M in mtv, stands for music. I do not see it


It did when I was a little kid. I can even remember some of it, but when I was real small, my parents used to get me to dance and/or lip sync to videos on MTV. I'm the oldest of my siblings by a lot and my parents were crazier with me. My mom even had me wearing real long hair (maybe why I wear it so short now that I have control, though my wife talked me into growing it real long for our wedding. I like it 'buzzed' off, hence my nickname.)

But I can remember seeing MTV when it was mostly music. I wish there was a channel like that now, just music video after music video. That would be great to kick back, smoke something fun, sip a bourbon and watch to relax. Even CMT is going down hill fast now.
Are we talking about ladies with mustaches again?
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so is the nfl, and that movie you spent $20 to watch.


What's most scripted is reality TV, especially anything on the worst channel in history, MTV. I wish someone would come up with better scripts for porn.

I'm with Sprite, I like MMA, but even that is usually pre-determined.

Damn! What can a person gamble on anymore?

Oh well, I make a sweet profit gambling on the NFL every year, despite under-inflated Brady balls (bet on 'em.)

Snatch is my favorite! My wife and I sometimes have to stop fucking and just laugh at the names we call each other's genitalia. In fact once I yelled out, "I'm gonna wear out your genitalia!" and my wife had to roll over laughing so hard she snorted.
I hate to burst any bubbles, but those 'wrasslers' ain't nuthin' but stunt men doin' scripts.



When I was a kid my favorite wrestler was WCW Champion, Bill Goldberg (former Georgia Bulldog football star). I've been over to his house.

Oh! I'm dyslexic and thought this said 'fishing vaginally'. I almost fell hook, line and sinker. Never mind.
Any other time we have sex it involves lots of tongue sucking action, but not in the morning when we awake. We mutually avoid sharing the grunge of morning breath until after brushing our teeth and a good gargle with mouth wash. So right away morning bed sex is without kissing. Well, she might kiss my woody log.
Beautiful, talented and super nice. Did I say talented? Talented!
Quote by sprite


titties aren't a career.

oh, and Marine Biologists. *drools*


I beg your pardon, but titties are a career...



Stripper 101: Titties and How To Use Them
Stripper 201: Advanced Titties and How To Use Them
Stripper 301: Titties and Your 401K
Stripper 401: Titties & Money - Thesis
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but does she use it?


Yes, quite a bit.
Love the hat and sunglasses – the style.