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Buz
3 days ago
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Straight Male, 39
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Prime rib, a baked potato, a green salad, and an ice cold beer.
My wife and I have a great time watching porn together.
A bowl of vegetable-beef soup, cornbread and sweet tea.
I love the beaches at Key West.
Most romantic time at a beach would be St. Thomas, US Virgins Islands.
Unfortunately, I've never had the chance to surf the West Coast, so the best surfing I've had was at the Outer Banks, North Carolina.
Also, once at Tybee Island, Georgia when a hurricane was in south Florida. The waves were unusually awesome until the Beach Patrol made us leave.
The most undisturbed and natural beach I've been to is Cumberland Island, Georgia (only 300 visitors per day are allowed on the island, which is accessible only by ferry or canoe/cayak.) Its great to see the wild horses run and play in the surf. You can also see lots of wild albino deer there too.
I love the clean white sand and near swimming pool clear water at the beaches on the Gulf of Mexico side of Florida.
One of the most interesting beaches I've seen was at Venice Beach, California (I was on a business trip and didn't have the opportunity to try surfing there.)
I've also enjoyed the beaches of The Bahamas.
The best eye candy at a beach I've been at was in Miami, Florida.
I've been naked on Miami's Haulover Beach before.



The beach at Cumberland Island, Georgia USA
There are a lot of 5k and 10k charity races and walks to raise money for breast cancer research. That is a good way to help out, so sign up for a race/walk if there is one in your area.
Depp is the best actor, Pitt the next best and Cruise is third in the bunch. They all are adept enough at acting, if Depp would be pickier about his character roles, he could be Oscar worthy.
Why the hell out of nowhere does someone have to come along and be a fucking jerk asshole? You reap what you sew you rude ass!
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Microwave popcorn.



I'd call Liz, I have her on speed dial. I like buttered popcorn.
I'd like to post a reminder to all Lush authors to please check your story submissions when uploading. When you upload your story, you see it in edit mode. This is a good place to do a final check over. Read your story through thoroughly, one more time. You may catch typos, misspellings or other mistakes that you missed before and need to be fixed. Doing a thorough final proofing at this stage could be the difference in having your story verified or sent back to you to be fixed.

You should be aware that when going between different software and OS systems that glitches can and often occur. That is the nature of the beast and no one's fault. A couple of the main glitches you should look for are spaces closing up or extra spaces appearing between letter characters. Another is line spaces between paragraphs disappearing.

Thanks and have a great day Lushing!
Buz
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Dyslexic Republican Dixie Prick.

xx Steph


Hey, I'm not a Republican.


I'm sorry, but cross dressers seem a little too religious to be sexy to me...

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And he was a columnist


Those damn communists are everywhere!

I moan, groan, grunt, shout and go cross-eyed and sometimes my ears wiggle! I try to talk dirty but its hard to get in a word edgewise for all of my wife's dirty talking and shouting. Why hold back? Just have fun and go with it – get crazy!
I would suggest that you don't ask her to bring her best friend over for a threesome. Wait until the third date. That's an easy rule to remember. It's in the 3s, No Threesome Until the Third Date. No 3sum Until 3rd date.

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Vagina - Fairly medical word
Pussy or Kitty - Sensual sexually pleasing word
Cunt - Derogatory or nasty way to refer to a pussy

What do guys have for the same area?....

Penis - Medical word
Cock or Dick - Probably two most common sensual sexually pleasing word, although there are others out there
Prick - Fairly derogatory way to refer to what brings pleasure to many of us


Just one woman's opinion. . .


For guys besides dick, cock or prick, we have: tallywhacker, pecker, schlong, dong, ding dong, tool, member (throbbing member), whackydoodle, hose, snake, python, clamdigger, johnson, peter, honker, willy, the president, woomb broom, taco warmer, skin flute, hammer, wee wee, Mr. Happy, love muscle, King Kong, Goliath, dipstick, joystick, fudge sickle (depending on how you use it), one eyed snake, sausage, hot rod, shaft, wanger, wand, wiener, twinkie, trouser snake, third leg, whoopie stick, banana, tubesteak, rod, surfboard, lizard, pummel, knob, junior, love missile, love muscle, junk, jackhammer, hog, torpedo, wang, yingyang, and of course, goober.

Happy Birthday Ben! I would've given you a large bottle of Jack Daniels for your birthday, but I drank it all myself.

Have a great one!


I think anything more than a 20% background is going to be very hard to read. If you go darker, just go all the way and use the reverse type. Reverse is definitely harder to read for me personally.
Companies are always advertising some offer for 'Free' but its never really free. There's always a catch. Do you really want to 'catch' anything from a prostitute?

Now a free lap dance? hmmmmm... You better check to see if your wallet is still in your pants after that.

I do like lap dances though.
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What the mods really mean to say is... That they really don't verify stories, but rather eat donuts


Actually, we make our own doughnuts. You should see how we make the doughnuts with holes in them (the guys do that!).
Two chili cheese dogs, french fries, and an ice cold beer,
Yes, Christina, all that sex is certainly in the Bible. I've read it through more than once.
A fried chicken breast, fried green tomatoes, white rice covered in brown gravy, collard greens, corn bread, and sweet tea.
A bowl of Wheat Chex cereal, and coffee (hot & black).