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Buz
2 days ago
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Straight Male, 39
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A ham and tomato sandwich on wheat bread, potato salad, an apple, and ice water.
In all seriousness, I don't think your suggestions are practical, GirlyWorld. This is a social erotic site where members are given the opportunity to write erotic stories, to live out fantasies, discuss things they cannot talk about in their real word lives, and meet people doing the same from all over the world. They type of things you are suggesting are invasion of privacy 'Big Brother' type things which would actually run counter to what makes this site popular. Asking members to divulge such information etc. would probably shrink membership to the point that Lush could not afford to function. It would certainly destroy Lush's popularity and appeal.

What you suggest might be good for a small club that does not want to be very inclusive.

That is my opinion.

I thought all Democrat penises curved left and Republican penises curved right, and Aussies curved down under.

At erection mine very slightly curves upward. Boing!
A bacon cheeseburger with french fries and a root beer.
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We'll get a lot of people joining just for the anal probes now.


I've created one with a vibrating fuzzy tickler on the end.

Any volunteers?

Ladies, I think most guys like tan lines. Not overtly contrasting, but more subtle, especially if it gives you the appearance of sometimes tanning nude. Just as thigh stockings, sheer undies, miniskirts, low plunging front dresses, and backless dresses are sexy, tan lines fall into that category.

I especially love the very thin tan lines you get from tanning in a thong bikini. Of course, just a subtle contrast is sexiest
How about requiring fingerprints, DNA, an anal probe, an NSA background check, and a letter of authenticity from Interpol? And toss in your credit score.

I love the sleazy atmosphere as those places ooze raunchy fun. My wife and I love to go to strip clubs together. Its also fun to go with a bunch of friends.
My wife and I go to strip clubs together. We both get lap dances. Love it!
I've discovered many profiles read backwards reveal secret coded messages.

Well, considering that a computer is only good for about 5 or 6 years max, until you need to upgrade, I don't think there will be any problems. I mean they've got one of the best profit making gimmicks ever, changing the OS frequently. Then of course every so often creating a new OS that requires an entirely new computer. Apple and Microsoft are big market capitalism at its strongest. As a die hard capitalist, I salute them!
If you're in a relationship that's just supposed to be the two of you then that would be cheating. If you're in an open relationship then that's just playing. And why would it matter if it were a women or a man? A third person is a third person.
Congratulations to Sitting for winning the competition with a truly marvelous story. Great job everyone in the comp and thanks for entering.
Not all pussies taste the same, but usually a bit musky and sharp. Their cum is usually just a tad tangy or something that's hard to describe, maybe slightly tart. I prefer pussy not to have a strong taste, especially to be strongly uriny. Mild musky is best.
I had Chicken Romano practically swimming in a brothy brown red wine sauce, a side dish of spaghetti noodles and tomato sauce, an Italian salad, garlic rolls and a nice slightly chilled Merlot.
I have read all of Milik's collaborations and can testify that they are all great. I've read Sweet_As_Candy and Naughtygrl73's collaboration which is great, but need to check out her and SydneySider's collaboration.

I have written two collaborations myself. Both with DanielleX and they can be found on her page. I had an awesome time working with her.

In A Tight Spot
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/in-a-tight-spot.aspx

and

Focused On Sex
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/focused-on-sex-1.aspx
Most newspapers are written on something like a 4th or 5th grade reading level. Ernest Hemingway wrote books on an 8th grade reading level. William Faulkner wrote his books on a college reading level. Hemingway's books sold many more copies, while William Faulkner garnered Pulitzer prizes and critical acclaim by university professors. Hemingway is ultimately much more famous and has had his books read by many more people.

In college I could read Hemingway almost three times faster than Faulkner. Though reading Faulkner was enjoyable, in no way was it more fun than reading Hemingway.

Most New York Times best sellers are written on a level where the masses can read and enjoy them.

I try to write stories so that most people can enjoy reading them. The fact that a lot of people can have a really good time reading my stories is thrilling to me. As just a very regular guy, I am not interested in trying to make readers think I am a great intellectual. I'd rather they focus on the story and thoroughly enjoy it.

I always hope the fun I had writing comes through for the reader.
In general I think its classier for it not to show too much. I tend to wear loose fitting pants, chinos, cargo pants or shorts, jeans (not too tight), suit or dress trousers that are a normal loose fit, and I wear baggier swim trunks not banana hammocks at the beach.

Besides, my package is only unwrapped by one woman.
A burrito, a hard taco, rice and refried beans, chips & salsa, and a few ice cold Dos Equis beers.
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At MINE I shall expect YOU ALL dressed in the cutest short skirted formal black... (Except SPRITE who will look like like a VENETITIAN BRIDE from 1760 who's collided with a large inkwell...)

And I shall expect you all to be sobbing...

xx Steph


Every time I go to a Catholic Church I wear a t-shirt with a picture of Martin Luther on the front and a picture of Pee Wee Herman on the back. Pee Wee Herman really gets them upset.
A delicious thick juicy medium rare ribeye steak, rice pilaf, tossed salad, hot wheat bread, ice cold beer and an ice cream pie for dessert.
Your arrogance and fake superiority is nothing but banality. You feign to achieve greatness but mediocrity is and will be your life's achievement.
Two slaw dogs with onions, home cut french fries and sweet tea.
Once my coup d'état is complete and I become President-For-Life Generalissimo Buz, ruler (dictator) of the world, I will outlaw those ugly damn banana hammocks. Law breakers will be dealt with very harshly by the Head of my secret police, Director Sprite and she is ruthless.
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There you go Buz.


I can't see the attraction myself.


You need a big ole 'smooch' for that one. Pucker up!