A ham and tomato sandwich on wheat bread, potato salad, an apple, and ice water.
I thought all Democrat penises curved left and Republican penises curved right, and Aussies curved down under.
At erection mine very slightly curves upward. Boing!
A bacon cheeseburger with french fries and a root beer.
Ladies, I think most guys like tan lines. Not overtly contrasting, but more subtle, especially if it gives you the appearance of sometimes tanning nude. Just as thigh stockings, sheer undies, miniskirts, low plunging front dresses, and backless dresses are sexy, tan lines fall into that category.
I especially love the very thin tan lines you get from tanning in a thong bikini. Of course, just a subtle contrast is sexiest
I love the sleazy atmosphere as those places ooze raunchy fun. My wife and I love to go to strip clubs together. Its also fun to go with a bunch of friends.
My wife and I go to strip clubs together. We both get lap dances. Love it!
Well, considering that a computer is only good for about 5 or 6 years max, until you need to upgrade, I don't think there will be any problems. I mean they've got one of the best profit making gimmicks ever, changing the OS frequently. Then of course every so often creating a new OS that requires an entirely new computer. Apple and Microsoft are big market capitalism at its strongest. As a die hard capitalist, I salute them!
If you're in a relationship that's just supposed to be the two of you then that would be cheating. If you're in an open relationship then that's just playing. And why would it matter if it were a women or a man? A third person is a third person.
Congratulations to Sitting for winning the competition with a truly marvelous story. Great job everyone in the comp and thanks for entering.
Not all pussies taste the same, but usually a bit musky and sharp. Their cum is usually just a tad tangy or something that's hard to describe, maybe slightly tart. I prefer pussy not to have a strong taste, especially to be strongly uriny. Mild musky is best.
I had Chicken Romano practically swimming in a brothy brown red wine sauce, a side dish of spaghetti noodles and tomato sauce, an Italian salad, garlic rolls and a nice slightly chilled Merlot.
Most newspapers are written on something like a 4th or 5th grade reading level. Ernest Hemingway wrote books on an 8th grade reading level. William Faulkner wrote his books on a college reading level. Hemingway's books sold many more copies, while William Faulkner garnered Pulitzer prizes and critical acclaim by university professors. Hemingway is ultimately much more famous and has had his books read by many more people.
In college I could read Hemingway almost three times faster than Faulkner. Though reading Faulkner was enjoyable, in no way was it more fun than reading Hemingway.
Most New York Times best sellers are written on a level where the masses can read and enjoy them.
I try to write stories so that most people can enjoy reading them. The fact that a lot of people can have a really good time reading my stories is thrilling to me. As just a very regular guy, I am not interested in trying to make readers think I am a great intellectual. I'd rather they focus on the story and thoroughly enjoy it.
I always hope the fun I had writing comes through for the reader.
In general I think its classier for it not to show too much. I tend to wear loose fitting pants, chinos, cargo pants or shorts, jeans (not too tight), suit or dress trousers that are a normal loose fit, and I wear baggier swim trunks not banana hammocks at the beach.
Besides, my package is only unwrapped by one woman.
A burrito, a hard taco, rice and refried beans, chips & salsa, and a few ice cold Dos Equis beers.
A delicious thick juicy medium rare ribeye steak, rice pilaf, tossed salad, hot wheat bread, ice cold beer and an ice cream pie for dessert.
Your arrogance and fake superiority is nothing but banality. You feign to achieve greatness but mediocrity is and will be your life's achievement.
Two slaw dogs with onions, home cut french fries and sweet tea.
Once my coup d'état is complete and I become President-For-Life Generalissimo Buz, ruler (dictator) of the world, I will outlaw those ugly damn banana hammocks. Law breakers will be dealt with very harshly by the Head of my secret police, Director Sprite and she is ruthless.