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Buz
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Buz
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Any stupid cliches like 'think outside the box.'
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2 chili cheesedogs, french fries, a fried apple pie, and sweet tea at The Varsity. Presidents eat at The Varsity in Atlanta... for real...
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Quote by Dancing_Doll


Have you pejazzled or scrotazzled yet, Buz?

Gives new meaning to 'Shiny Disco Balls'. Get the tunes started, striptease and bling out your scrotazzled goodness for the wife!








Hmmmmm... that's a thought. And maybe get my butt pierced too. smile If I did get a pejazzle or scotazzle and dance for my wife she'd laugh and laugh and laugh. So maybe I will. I love to make her laugh.
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Quote by Magical_felix


Other way around Buz, replacing are with is. Replacing words isn't an accent... I have heard it before in person. I have heard it in interviews. I have heard it in documentaries. I have heard it so many times.


Sure you have... in your dreams. Have a nice evening Jack.
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Is with are? That makes no sense. That sounds like some bad TV script writing where they have those terrible actors doing those really awful rendition of accents.
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Quote by sprite


what about when girls check her out?


No problem at all, and they do.
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I'm very cool with it. I actually respond a lot better to her being checked out by guys than she does to me being checked out by women.
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In the USA, Mexico, Canada, Spain, Italy, Greece, Germany, France, Belgium, The Netherlands, and The United Kingdom. I once tried to in Pittsburgh but just gave up.
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Narcissistic pseudo-intellectual smart asses always turn out to be wimps. So go ahead and start your whining and crying, I don't give a damn pencil neck.
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I doubt the USA will win it since our coach doesn't even believe we can win.
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Quote by Magical_felix

Well, maybe you would if you are from the deep south... But it's incorrect.


No, we pretty much leave that you yahoos in California. But you all would add 'gag me with a spoon' to the end of the sentence.
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A chicken salad sandwich on super fresh soft bread, potato salad on the side, a fried pickle, and sweet tea.
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A thick juicy ribeye, medium rare, with a baked potato and a tossed salad. Two ice cold draft beers.
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Are you sure you ladies wouldn't want to see a man with a landing strip?
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Country fried steak covered in cream gravy, cream sweet corn, green beans, collard greens, mashed potatoes, a slice of Vidalia onion, cornbread, and sweet tea.
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A really good cosmetic surgeon can put in implants that easily pass for real. Its really shocking how many women have implants. I'm stunned that so many girls get their fathers to pay for implants as their college or high school graduation present.

You know though, I kind of like those perfectly round, slightly too big for their frame 'stripper look' fake boobs. They are so totally slutty and slutty is sexy (in a slutty way!) haha

Real boobs, even small ones will eventually droop and sag. That is not sexy at all. So I'm all for women getting a 'boob lift.'

I've seen girls in their early 20s that already had started getting saggy boobs. Not good.
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Quote by DanielleX
Yes!!!

My girlfriend and I love watching DVDs together. It gives us ideas.

Also, if you're talking about girls and guys, then YES to that too! Watching erotic movies shouldn't be a solo thing. It should be a shared experience.


I am currently distributing lots of porn videos in Danny's area that contain subliminals. that make the viewer think, "Buz" "Buz" "Buz"

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I think watching videos with your lover is great. I have discovered that re-enacting some of those professional porn positions can be difficult, but practice makes perfect.
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Too many would be a turn off, but a few are hot as hell. Yes tattoos look slutty. There ain't nothin' wrong with that!
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Vajazzling is not for you missionary position only Puritans.

It is fun! It looks damn slutty as hell and what is better than that when your naked with your lover? My wife has vajazzled for several special occasions like our anniversary. Just seeing her vajazzled while wearing thigh highs, heels a corset and open nipple bra. Whoa damn! Sure the crystals are eventually come to fall off, but its fun in the meantime.

Experimenting with your love making is a lot of fun. Don't be a prude. This ain't the Mayflower anymore.
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The sex room. What? You don't have a secret sex room with full wall and ceiling mirrors, sex swing, big flat screen for porn, a closet form all your theme night costumes, etc? Well get one! Or borrow the neighbor's.
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I went to an adult store in Athens, Georgia and bought a sex toy for my girlfriend, who after several break ups, other girlfriends, and a few years, is now my wife.
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I like trimmed the best. Its so much more visually enticing. And just a little to tickle the nose is always good. Totally shaved makes it look a little too young, I like it to look all grown up - like it belongs on someone old enough to buy alcohol. And bushy, well... I don't have a pith helmet and machete for the safari.
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