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Buz
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Buz
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Quote by Kimasa
Why are some men such fucking girls?

It's probably because...

They're Justified, and they're Ancient,
And they drive an ice cream van.


An ice cream van? Hell, jack that fucker up, add some big ass tires, and put a dungeon in the back and go muddin'.

I like to drip ice cream on my wife's tits.
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Quote by bellasin
Seriously I've met tougher women (and not butches either) than some men.

Especially some of the guys chasing me down to get them off in a chat.

WTF.


"to get them off in a chat."

There ya go 'Bama girl – tough guys don't need to get off in chat.
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Quote by Metilda
Once when I was pregnant my husband shaved me and I freaked. He tried to be nice about it but it was embarrassing. It was humiliating. I just went without receivig oral sex during pregnancy after that.


Sorry to hear that. It can be very erotic and a lot of fun. My wife loves to try different trim shapes. She had it in a diamond shape during our engagement. She'll let it grow for awhile to give it some 'trim space.' Sometimes she has me do it or she gets it done at the salon/spa. There is a guy there that specializes in Brazilians and trim jobs. Supposedly he is gay, though it would be amusing if it turned out he was bi or straight.

When I've done it for her at home it always leads to some fun.
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Quote by Possibly
Men dressed in suits can be a beautiful sight. However, men wearing “baby suits” are a HOT MESS! The slim baby suit looks like an ill-tailored disaster! Please, let your baby brother’s suit go. He wants it back. The term is "hand me down" and NOT "hand me up." Slim suits may be in fashion, but not for a grown man! Let your junk breath, cover your ankles, and put on some socks… c’mon!





(She steps down from her soapbox)


Well said. Tight suits that are too small do not garner a guy any respect in the business world. High water pants? Is he expecting a flood? No socks with a suit just makes one look stupid. You go sockless with khaki chinos, penny loafers or deck shoes.
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I have painted my wife's toe nails, rubbed her feet, and I've trimmed her little landing strip.
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I don't care about the hair color. I just like it well kept, clean, and stylish. And I do kind of like it long, something to grab and tug on...
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I like to be good and clean to begin with. Being clean means being unencumbered. Often an after sex shower is also necessary.
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Did you mean to write 'importance'?

I have an 'important' thought in my pants right now!
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My wife and I only do it when we first get out of the shower. It feels great.
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They all work just as well for me. Doggie, doggie standing up, missionary (but yes, push & hold her legs back, it makes it easier, plus you can plunge deeper into her. Now I do have to admit doing anal, laying down on your sides - scissors style, so you can see yourselves in the mirror, is visually fun; it doesn't feel as good and its a little harder to do.

It is fun with her legs over you shoulders, cock deep in her ass, to use one hand to work a dildo in her vagina or let her do that. Buttplugging her while doing the vagina always works great also.
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Those are probably all Gator fans!!! Okay Dirty_D. You know I'm teasin'


My wife has received similar annoyances when she's out running. She's a bit nervy and has a temper, so she sometimes shoots 'em a bird. She even went jogging with a gun and holster strapped on, but discovered it wasn't too comfortable.

I get whistled at and yelled at by women too, some who yell some surprising crude things like, 'I want some of your cock!' 'Great ass!'

Definitely carry some pepper spray and not one of those wimpy little cans, get something significant. Something that could stop a grizzly bear. You never know, one of those jerks might be seriously dangerous.

Now once when I was single, a girl stopped me on the sidewalk while I was jogging and wrote her name and number on me. She was good looking, so I called her and we hooked up a few times.
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Whippin' Post - The Allman Brothers Band

This song is a lot older than I am, but I love it and I love blues rock.

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I have made Lush friends who went to the same university as me, live in the same state and city, and been at the same events. I did have a Lush friend tell me that they were at a particular football game that I was at. When they described where they were at during a certain pre-game event, I realized there is a very good chance we walked right past each other or were standing within just a few feet of one another.

But I have not knowingly run into someone I know from Lush out in the real world.
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Quote by Nikki703


I bet you can throw better than 50 cent, I know I can!! But I would never call him a Girly Man! HAHA



50 cents doesn't buy much these days.
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I've never had an affair and don't plan to. However, I did date at one time or another in the past, four of my wife's ten bridesmaids.
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Common sense tells me that there is a cheating woman for every cheating man. But then again there are men who cheat with men and women who cheat with women.

I don't cheat.
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Fried shrimp, hush puppies, french fries, cole slaw, and sweet tea.
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It has nothing to do with this right?




okay, okay, I'm still buzzed from last night...
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As a story moderator here on Lush I sometimes come across submissions that show symptoms of dyslexia in the writing. Many people go undiagnosed throughout their lives. If you know that you are dyslexic, you can learn to deal with it and it will make writing and reading much easier and therefore much more fun.

I am dyslexic. You may catch a few mistaken words on my Forum posts. Especially if I am in a hurry and don't closely proof read what I type. I do thoroughly proofread my stories.

Do you ever mistakenly type the wrong version of words?

peek - peak
your - you're
to - two - too
plain - plane
dear - deer
write - right

...and other homonyms. You know the difference in these words, but still write or type them wrong.

Do you confuse letters? p - p - d and such. a - o - e are very confusing.

Do you transpose words or sentences are confusing because the words make no sense to you, though they do to everyone else?

Do you transpose letters?

Does text sometimes just look like confusing jargon?

If so, you may be dyslexic.

There are a couple of other Lush story mods besides me that are dyslexic. Some people have it more severely than others.

It can be dealt with and you can thrive as an author and a reader, if you know you have it. So if you suspect you do, please look into it. You'll really be glad you got that figured out and learn to deal with it. Doing so might even help you advance in your career or job.

Did you know that certain typefonts and type in certain colors can make it more difficult for dyslexics to read? I personally seriously struggle with blue or green type.

Did you know that dyslexia is often found in creative people?

I posted this because several folks might find this information useful and if they discover they have dyslexia, learn how to make their life better.

http://www.dyslexia.com/library/information.htm
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Quote by SydneySider


It was not the fact that being on the site was inappropriate, the sound was inappropriate. You know, church, the library, funerals, at work etc...


I had to change my phone's ring tone from "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?" when I forgot to turn my phone off before church. Shit! The timing couldn't have been worse... during a pastor's call for a 'moment of reverent silence.'
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I've left my Grooveshark where you have to click it to play it. The first several songs on mine are country music so be warned, if you're a wimp you may not like it. And yes I do have a 4WD pick-up truck with a gun rack. That's just me.
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Quote by HeraTeleia


I know this sounds a bit dense, and that there's likely an obvious answer somewhere, but how does one go about linking a stand-alone sequel back to an older story?



There is a box for linking at the bottom under your story when you got to EDIT. In the red bar at the top, go to the 'Wheel' between the house and question mark and scroll down to My Stories, then to your story you want linked and click EDIT. Scroll down and you'll find the link story box. Once you click in that you can scroll through a list of your stories until you get to the one you desire and choose that one.

Let me know if you have any problem finding it and I'll help you further.
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Quote by Haineko
Regardless I'm gonna keep doing what I do because I love it & write down all my ideas. It may be a lot but at least I'll never be at a loss for a story.


Don't turn it off, just go with it. Keep writing your ideas down. Its great fun.

I have a lot of ideas written down and a few paragraphs into several stories that I cannot get finished. There is not enough time and stress can often kill the mood to write.

It would be awesome to spend a few weeks at a secluded mountain cabin just writing, especially sitting out on the porch.
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I don't know of any of us rewriting anyone's stories. We certainly don't have time for that. Verifying is a volunteer job. We have our own stories to write and we enjoy reading stories by friends and quality authors, as well as have another life outside Lush. We have NO interest whatsoever in rewriting anyone's stories. If your story needs rewriting feel assured we will send it back to you to do that.

If we are feeling generous we might make just a very few minor edits to punctuation or correct a misspelled word, maybe even split up a run on sentence. We are not interested in changing or altering a story. Who would have the time to waste doing that?
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Quote by vines
I had a story declined because the person that read it didn't like the title. I'm not bsing you. I had one Editors not give me any reason for why the story was declined. But said they liked the story and would like to read other stories of mine. And his name-o was B-u-z-z. I in so many words told Buzz he would not be able to write like me no matter how of my stories he read. I've had some some odd experiences with trying to post things. I told my dad about that and he urged me to stop giving away stories for free. I took his advice.


Well Vines this is up front and to your face, I have never rejected a story because I did not like it and have never said that in a rejection. I did not say that to you. I would appreciate you being truthful with your Forum posts. All stories are rejected for either rules violations, poor grammar, sentence structure, misspellings, or other grammatical errors. Which was true in your case.

From reading your opinions and feelings I strongly suggest you, your girlfriend, and your dad, invest in creating a site more in keeping with your particular standards. I'll alert Wall Street as I know investors will be breaking doors down to purchase stock in that.

Have a nice day!
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