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Buz
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When I take over the world as dictator, and I will, then all words will be decreed to be spelled as they sound. No more bullshit silent letters, no more i before e crap. Just an e. Common sense will finally prevail. And I may eliminate many double and triple use words. Breaking the new language laws will result in having your tongue stretched on the rack. The you won't be able to talk for stepping on it.
A taco, enchilada, Mexican rice, chips & salsa, and 2 ice cold Tecates with limes.
Wow! So far the entries into the Supernatural competition are fabulous. I'm hoping more people give those a read.
What, do we have to wait our turn in line now? Can we line up alphabetically?
The reason lie detectors are not admissible in court is because they are inaccurate. Medieval torture is much better at getting to the truth. I prefer stretching people on the rack.


Les Misérables, Godspell, Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, Tommy, and the animated Heavy Metal.
There are lots of guys that aren't like that at all. But really, don't take someone you meet online that seriously. Really, online offers stalker types, users, and phonies, too many plum opportunities.

If you want a serious meaningful love relationship, do it the old fashioned way, meet them in person and even then give it time to find out what they are really like.
Pan seared almond tuna, rice pilaf, broccoli, and carrots, with chilled Pinot Grigio.
I wear a tie to work Monday though Friday, so I usually tie a Four-in-a-Hand, but sometimes tie a Half-Windsor. I prefer smaller knots. I do have to tie the bow tie occasionally. I only wear a bow tie with a tuxedo. Since I don't tie that as often, it usually takes 2 - 4 attempts before I get it right.
I usually ask a stranger. If you are in a store, you can always ask at Customer Service.
Use aloe for sunburn. Cum works better than aloe though, if you want to get pregnant.
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What was the question again?



Where am I?
You could add that older story to your Forum signature for awhile. Also Tweet it and promote it on Facebook. A sequel might work, if it is also works well as a stand alone story. You could then link back to your older story.
The longest recorded erect cock in the entire world is 13.5 inches (9-ish" flaccid) and belongs to a guy in New York City. His name is Jonah Falcon, he's on Wikipedia and has been the subject of numerous TV documenteries and magazine articles.

My cock is reasonably big enough, but it's not the subject of any TV documenteries and I don't have a Wikipedia page, yet.
Scrambled eggs, apple jelly, sausage patties, buttermilk biscuits and white sausage gravy. Hot coffee - strong & black.
I read a medical article about testicles that basically stated that like being right handed or left handed, there is a dominant testicle that does most of the work. The other works almost as a spare. If something were to happen to remove the dominant testicle, the other would kick in completely.

One guy on my high school football team had lost a testicle to an injury as a small child. You know how amateur athletes have to share one large open shower room and all see each other naked. Well his one testicle was extra large. The guy was also extra careful. He wore a baseball catcher's cup (testicle protector) even to play football. I don't blame him. Once in a tackle pile up I caught a helmet to the nuts and for like 45 seconds thought I was going to die. That is the most intense pain believable, yet it goes away quickly.

By the way, the guy with the one testicle has already fathered 4 kids.
I read a medical article about testicles that basically stated that like being right handed or left handed, there is a dominant testicle that does most of the work. The other works almost as a spare. If something were to happen to remove the dominant testicle, the other would kick in completely.

One guy on my high school football team had lost a testicle to an injury as a small child. You know how amateur athletes have to share one large open shower room and all see each other naked. Well his one testicle was extra large. The guy was also extra careful. He wore a baseball catcher's cup (testicle protector) even to play football. I don't blame him. Once in a tackle pile up I caught a helmet to the nuts and for like 45 seconds thought I was going to die. That is the most intense pain believable, yet it goes away quickly.

By the way, the guy with the one testicle has already fathered 4 kids.
Jonah Falcon, the 42-year-old actor with the 9-inch penis (13.5 inches hard). Falcon has already spoken about his penis, unofficially the world’s largest, in a handful of documentaries on the male body.

Now ladies, is this guy sexy?

I don't know how satisfying it would be to never be able to come close at all to getting full or a majority penetration during sex.


Yankees, West Coasters and others sure do butcher the Southern accent. They all attempt to do the Charleston, South Carolina upper crust lowland accent. There are various Southern accents and very few people speak that one. The actors fail miserably. Growing up southern, I failed to understand that several TV shows and movies were supposed to be about the South because I didn't know where their accent was from. Actually English actors do a Southern accent better than any other non-Southerners.

So I can easily understand where the English are coming from, having to hear bad attempts at their accent by outsiders.
Georgia Bulldog baseball caps. (faded, worn, unstructured that fit very snug with the bill rolled up tight.)
A Chicago style deep pan pizza, really thick and chewy. About three kinds of cheese, pepperoni, sausage, beef, onions, peppers, and mushrooms. Yum! I really like to drink ice cold dark beer with thick pizza.
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I don't think you should set your stall out by the RR award, it's just a mod happens to like a particular story, an EP however is a real accolade.


Actually, we as story mods do not hand out RRs lightly at all or just because we 'like' a story. Our goal is award a story that is exceptional. If the story is truly outstanding on a superior level in our opinion, we then nominate the RR'd story for an EP. If I like the story I'll vote and comment. If it's excellent I'll rave, if it's above that it will get an RR. If the story is among the best of the best in my opinion I will nominate it for an EP.

I can honestly say, that when I've awarded an RR, I feel like I am breaking out into a nervous sweat. I only award a story or poem if I truly feel that is is deserving, no matter who the author is. Before clicking that box, I ask myself if I will be criticized for my decision. Then I go back over the story or poem and reread it, making sure that it meets the criteria. It is not an easy decision.

I will continue to make the hard decisions and award an RR when I think the story deserves it. I have nominated several stories for EPs and I have a pretty good batting average on nominating stories that receive the award.

Being a story mod is certainly no easy task, it's actually damn hard work. We make difficult decisions everyday on whether stories can be verified or rejected. Of course many writers make that task easy when they write and submit quality material. We have to be aware of all the site rules and we read each story for grammar acceptability and rules violations.

If you receive an RR you will earn it.
Brainless douchebag shitheads who smugly think they know something when they're really dumber than a dog turd, and even worse their kiss ass sidekicks.

I'd love to give them a buttermilk enema before I shove their heads up their ass,
We are an amateur story site, but with an outstanding reputation for excellence as an erotic story site.

Lush, an English language site, encompasses the English speaking world. Throughout the world, there are variations of punctuation and spelling within the language. As moderators, we are keenly aware of the differences between the UK and the USA, Canada often falling in between. Australia uses the UK version. You also have India and their unique use of English as well as other countries to consider.

Poetry is very subjective. Poetic creativity is common and often interpreted differently, sometimes by region and sometimes by individuals. I am sure we have all heard the expression 'poetic license.'

RRs are awarded by individual story verifiers, as stated by others above. You may or may not agree with each one, and in almost every case I doubt there will ever be 100% agreement. Even EPs, which are nominated from the best of the RR pool and voted on, will probably never be agreed on by everyone.

The story moderators are chosen because they have exhibited excellent writing skills which includes their technical ability. We all do our very best. I think the poetry RRs seem to be very well chosen.

The qualifying guidelines for submissions are well documented.
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As soon as I can get her boob size, I'm going to start carving a monument to her. Oh... I'll just go with Triple-D's.