For a year I was the only straight guy in my small apartment building. Duh? I wondered where the chicks were when I signed the lease. ha But anyhow, there are lots of guys I would never guess were gay.
I enjoyed living in the building. All the tenants looked out for each other. I even was once the only straight guy at Super Bowl party. Most of the guys there had an awesome sense of humor. I moved out to move in with my girlfriend/soon-to-be-fiance/now wife. Several of those guys attended my wedding. I made several good friends from that bunch.
A guy I played high school football with, announced that he was gay recently. He had a girlfriend in HS. I never had a clue that he was gay and we were pretty good friends in HS and still are.
Some of my friends say I'm a pirate in a business suit. I love my job but hate the hours I sometimes have to put in.
Life experience, things I hear, things I see. All kinds of stuff can inspire ideas.
A chef salad and a wheat roll.
Sometimes my wife and I smoke cigars after and drink bourbon, scotch, or wine.
Politely answer that i am straight. I'm sure that would suffice. I've been in gay bars before, never had it develop into a problem.
I say NO to predestination.
I know some guys that I can even tell are ugly and they're badly out of shape too, that have gorgeous girlfriends or wives because they have a lot of money, power and job prestige. I know one guy that is short, bald, pudgy with puny shoulders, and has a large beak nose, big ears, and wears thick eyeglasses, but he is very rich. He has a beautiful sexy trophy wife and a beautiful sexy mistress on the side. But to be fair, I know chunky rich middle aged woman of average looks at best that has a pretty-boy-toy, body-building, much younger boyfriend. She recently bought him a Porsche.
I wonder about the happiness of those relationships. I guess everyone has their own priorities.
It's a crazy world.
I have to agree with several other posters, old Johnny Carson reruns kick ass big time over any late night talk show host currently on TV. Johnny Carson was awesome! Love those old reruns.
If you'd had 'They all suck' as an option I'd have voted for that.
Multiple marriages are illegal in the United States, Mormon or not. It's an offense called bigamy punishable by a prison sentence. The Mormon men that do it are still legally only married to one wife, the other wives are not recognized as being married by the state.
Start a brawl in a titty bar.
Men who grab and pinch have no respect for women or other people in general. Treat them to a kick in the nuts.
I've never experienced a nose-bumping-awkward first kiss, but have experienced some other awkward things. Like she needed a breath mint. Then there was a tonsil tickling tongue that nearly deep throated me. The girl who almost chewed my tongue off with her teeth. There was a slobberer. Yuck! Oh yea, and the corpse kisser, I guess she was such a 'non-kisser' kisser it made me feel like I was kissing a corpse. That was too freaky and I got out fast...see ya later. Bad first kisses do not lead to subsequent kisses. Run baby run! Oh, I just forgot, I have another appointment...
I have grown beards during winter months. Usualy trim it to a neat very short goatee. I can't stand stubble on my neck, very irritating. It grows fast, i can have thick full beard in less than 2 weeks. Its easier to go clean shaven, beards require constant trimming or i'd end up with a Duck Dynasty. I've had the long hair & full beard combo. Too much trouble & not comfortable. Short hair & clean shaven feels better & easier to maintain.
I have a Samsung Galaxy tablet. In general it really SUCKS at everything. It's not Lush friendly & is basically a weak frustrating device. It's Wi-Fi ability is weak too.
What are your recomendations for better tablets? Also, browser compatibility recommendations? Chrome has proved to be a piece of shit.
I've found that often times my story vote does not register. This is especially problematic using the vote box at the top-right of the story. Everything will seem as if the vote is registering but then it does not. Sometimes I have to close out that story and come back and try again using the lower-left vote box.
Baked turkey and cornbread dressing covered in brown gravy, mash potatoes, steamed broccoli and sliced carrots, wheat roll, and sweat tea.
It's a tie between Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson.
