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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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The Linebacker
Story views can be greatly affected by the story category they are under as certain categories garner greater views. So in some cases some of your best stories may not gather near as many views as a lesser story you posted in another category.
I tend to judge my stories by the totality of views, scores, number of comments and number of votes. Certainly trolls can lower the scores of excellent stories. I definitely give greatest credence to comments from authors and commentators who have established excellent critical acclaim. No doubt comments mean the most to me.
To create a popular story and get great reviews, stretch your ability in writing, really push yourself. Proof read and proof again, follow up by finding a friend who is a quality proof reader/editor and has a good knowledge of English grammar to thoroughly read and edit your story. Do not submit your story until after you've done all of that.
I tend to judge my stories by the totality of views, scores, number of comments and number of votes. Certainly trolls can lower the scores of excellent stories. I definitely give greatest credence to comments from authors and commentators who have established excellent critical acclaim. No doubt comments mean the most to me.
To create a popular story and get great reviews, stretch your ability in writing, really push yourself. Proof read and proof again, follow up by finding a friend who is a quality proof reader/editor and has a good knowledge of English grammar to thoroughly read and edit your story. Do not submit your story until after you've done all of that.
The Linebacker
3 to 4 inches? Damn. I'd be hating on some family genetics. Anyone in that situation should really check into some surgery.
I actually know a guy who had to have reduction surgery. He had longer than normal length but the real problem was too much girth. He had the girth reduced. He said that slightly lost some sensitivity but not enough to really lessen his enjoyment. Before the reduction he couldn't sustain a sexual relationship as every woman he was with said it caused too much pain.
I actually know a guy who had to have reduction surgery. He had longer than normal length but the real problem was too much girth. He had the girth reduced. He said that slightly lost some sensitivity but not enough to really lessen his enjoyment. Before the reduction he couldn't sustain a sexual relationship as every woman he was with said it caused too much pain.
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
when the guys leave the toilet seat up!
I have an all black set of clothes, stocking cap, gloves and blacken my face like a cat burglar and I sneak into women's homes at night just to raise their toilet seat while they are sleeping.
If I sneak into your house Sprite I promise to leave a chocolate mint and a rose.
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I've been tested and I am a left brained/type 4 learner. (I think that's right.) I see the big picture first, then break things down into smaller parts. So I see the face, eyes, tits, legs, camel toe all at once. That's why I like to keep my hair cut short. Seeing all that at once makes my hair stand straight up! The sudden impact inside my trousers is hell on zippers.
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Why do women cheat?
Unless the man is gay he must have a woman to cheat with, right?
So for every cheating man there must be a cheating woman.
Some people cheat because they are just cheaters. They can't give to the relationship what an emotionally mature, mentally stable person can so they seek out others to frivolously fulfill their own selfish emotional need. Others because of inadequacies in their relationship caused by partner who can't fulfill the relationship. Another reason could be just immaturity. A relationship takes real serious commitment and a strong willingness and dedication to make it work. But everyone is different, has different needs, some are stronger and some are weaker. However, some people are going to cheat no matter what.
Unless the man is gay he must have a woman to cheat with, right?
So for every cheating man there must be a cheating woman.
Some people cheat because they are just cheaters. They can't give to the relationship what an emotionally mature, mentally stable person can so they seek out others to frivolously fulfill their own selfish emotional need. Others because of inadequacies in their relationship caused by partner who can't fulfill the relationship. Another reason could be just immaturity. A relationship takes real serious commitment and a strong willingness and dedication to make it work. But everyone is different, has different needs, some are stronger and some are weaker. However, some people are going to cheat no matter what.
The Linebacker
Quote by WellMadeMale
I was fishing the other evening. Standing next to a brush pile on the bank which appeared to have been built by beavers.
As I was reeling in a cast that I'd made along the shore in the opposite direction from this crag of tree limbs and crap, some asshat fired off a malfunctioning skyrocket, over a hill a quarter mile away...on a quiet Sunday evening.
It sounded like an angry snarling spitting about ready to pounce, I dunno... territorial Monster Beaver in heat.
I almost shit in my Wranglers, til I heard the report & looked skyward. By that time I was already 30 feet away from the brush pile, cursing the scofflaw who'd launched the fireworks.
Damn Dude, those beavers will bite your nipple off!
The Linebacker
Last night we had dinner outside with friends. I had a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich, topped with melted cheese, scallions, diced tomatoes & peppers, french fries, cole slaw, 2 dill pickle spears, and several pitchers of ice cold Sam Adams dark beer.
Tonight I am cooking Japanese style stir fry veggies and serving it on a bed of fried rice, we'll also have a tossed green salad with Japanese dressing, and chilled white wine.
Tonight I am cooking Japanese style stir fry veggies and serving it on a bed of fried rice, we'll also have a tossed green salad with Japanese dressing, and chilled white wine.