A chicken salad sandwich topped with tomatoes and lettuce, Ruffles potato chips, a dill pickle and lemonade.
Screeching tires when I am crossing through an intersection on my motorcycle.
Coffee is one of those vices I refuse to give up. I love my coffee, hot, black and strong. I think I do enough other stuff to counter, running, bicycling, working out. But if I have to go I'll go out with a coffee mug in my hand or a beer mug.
In truth though I avoid all caffeine from noon on through the night. Regular coffee in the mornings only, sometimes decaf at night.
sucks! Some days I cannot retrieve my email messages at all. Other days it has a completely different look, only to be back to its regular look the next day. It may be time to change.
Which email services are much better?
Damn I've gone blank. Oh yea...Catch 22 by Joseph Heller.
I no longer see octopusses romantically. No matter how much your fight them off and say no, eventually they get one of those tentacles up your ass. Just say no when they come whispering in your ear.
Yes I have. But we usually go for a wax now.
I love kissing while fucking. However, unless you have a really long neck it's hard to do when your doing it doggy.
With a good pair of drum sticks I can bang and bang on her indefinitely. If she's an airhead I can use her head as a tom-tom. If she's real smart it sounds more like a wood block.
I like to wear my "EVIL PENIS" super villain costume to the beach. It comes with a huge erect penis built in to the tights and has a large "EP" printed on the cape and the chest. I burn lots of calories chasing Sprite around the beach. Little does she know I'm just trying to see what happens if she gets some sand trapped in her thong!
Once the girls are all tired, hot & sweaty from being chased around the beach, I sneak off and change into my Ice cream man clothes and come back to the beach and they all buy loads of overpriced ice cream and snocones from me.
I saw something on TV about a surgeon in Miami who specializes in penis enlargement. It is surgery. Mostly thickening but maybe he could make that thing a little longer. Other than that I have no suggestions.
Don't spend hours on end with it held up to your ear
Modern Family is funny and is a good show. Seinfeld is much funnier, had better scripts, and awesome chemistry between the actors.
A chef salad with low calorie/low fat 1000 Island dressing, a yeast roll, and ice water.
A fried chicken breast, green beans, sweet creamed corn, rice smothered in cream gravy, corn bread and sweet tea.
A Belated Happy Birthday Elit! I hope it was a great one!
Hey all, I've got 5 stories over 25,000 views, so please spread the rumor that there is in them so they can get to 30,000.
There is if you think about. Don't we all have the same ancestor, Genetic Eve?
Okay! Okay! She lived 250,000 years ago and still hadn't shed her entire hairy body covering. But stlll...
It's not a have to thing but I like 'em! Me and my woman got us some tattoos. uh huh! yea baby!
Ben Wa would be a great name for a ball player. Then the fans could yell while he is playing "Ben Wa Balls!"
Go ahead and report to us later. Ouch!
Wouldn't the fact that a pecker constantly changes sizes be a problem?
I was very excited that 2 University of Georgia swimmers represented the USA and won gold medals, Allison Schmidt and Kara Lynn Joyce. Allison Schmidt won 5 medals in London, 3 of them Gold.
Reese Hoffa, from the U. of Georgia won the Bronze Medal for shot put while representing the USA.
But one athlete that I became a really huge fan of is Great Britain's, Mo Farah. He was just fun to watch and very inspiring!
Congratulations Jack, Ashleigh, and Tessa! That was awesome! I loved your stories. Y'all did an absolutely amazing job writing them and they stories were super hot. They all got a 'full salute' from me. I'm proud to have y'all amongst my best Lush friends.
Everyone did a great job on the competition stories!
Well written stories that get to the hot sex quickly and have great descriptive juicy wild sex scenes.
London is an awesome place to have the Olympics! Kudos to the Brits! I am sure they will do a great job.
I attended the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta when I was a kid and it was awesome. I'll enjoy a few events in London!
I hate the US Olympic uniforms. They look silly & sissy! They look like something the French would wear. Oh well, as long as they're not made in China. Oh shit, they were going to do that weren't they?
Would a big wheel classify? How about a go-kart, next a Kawasaki Motocross bike. First actual car was a 1986 Nissan Pathfinder.
Chicken marsala soaked in heavy sauce with extra mushrooms, on a bed of angel hair pasta, Italian garlic rolls, tossed green salad with Italian dressing and merlot.