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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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I used to get requests all the time from women to wear my baseball uniform. They especially got really worked up when I got into a batting stance and adjusted my pecker then spit some sunflower seeds on the ground. They always jumped me at that moment. I think its the cleats on the shoes that turn them on so much. But also many women loved for me to wear my fielders mitt during sex.
Now I keep a closet full of uniforms that turn my wife on. I have a limo driver uniform, a prisoner uniform, actually two prisoner uniforms, one orange jump suit and one white one with the blue stripes on the trousers. I also have a doorman uniform, an air conditioner repairmen uniform, a plumbers uniform (designed specifically to show a lot of crack), a NASCAR driver uniform, a basketball uniform, and a beer delivery man uniform.
Now I keep a closet full of uniforms that turn my wife on. I have a limo driver uniform, a prisoner uniform, actually two prisoner uniforms, one orange jump suit and one white one with the blue stripes on the trousers. I also have a doorman uniform, an air conditioner repairmen uniform, a plumbers uniform (designed specifically to show a lot of crack), a NASCAR driver uniform, a basketball uniform, and a beer delivery man uniform.
The Linebacker
SlipperyWhen Wet your profile is just fine. I enjoyed looking at it. It may be shorter than mine or very similar in length. Obviously Dancing_Doll's profile is a huge success, just look at her story follower list and friend's list.
The complaining about your profile is just some jealous snot heads being whiny and bitchy. They gotta cry about something. Offer them a tissue.
The complaining about your profile is just some jealous snot heads being whiny and bitchy. They gotta cry about something. Offer them a tissue.
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Tits do not have to be big for me. Big is okay as long as they are very firm. I like firm tits. I don't particularly want the ass to be big. I like it firm. I like a dancer's ass. I like to see it twist. I like a woman very shapely but firm. I like sexy muscular thighs and calves on their legs and for their crotch area to make a 'keyhole'.
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My wife's best friend. Yes I've done that. The first time it was a menage/swap years ago. Broke up with (my wife) then ex-girlfriend, fucked her best friend a few times. Then later my fiancée (now wife) and I had a menage-a-trois with her best friend and a full swap a few times. We have eliminated the swapping and menaging since we got married. Confused yet?
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Nice. Maybe it is colloquial but where I come from it is often said, drawn out and the 's' pronounced as a 'z' and definitely means much better than average. It can be interchanged with awesome. I would definitely say that it can mean different levels of good from mediocre good to excellent, depending upon the user and how they state it.
'That sure is a niiiizzze ass on that chick!'
'That sure is a niiiizzze ass on that chick!'
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Title of your story: Pizza and Pussy
Genre/Category: Group Sex Stories
Provide the link: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/pizza-and-pussy.aspx
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
All of my stories up to that point were taken from my real life college experiences. I wanted to do something different so I decided to delve into fiction.
2. How did you come up with these characters?
I actually semi-built the main character around a fraternity brother in college and expanded on that. He was kind of a hard luck guy, had a car that broke down all the time, and didn't have the financial support from home that my other fraternity brothers enjoyed. He was always finding himself in some crazy situation with women and seemed to attract MILFs. The two female character descriptions and attitudes were inspired by two horny stoner girls that were neighbors of mine during my first year out of college and living in Atlanta.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
Like I mentioned earlier, the other stories were real life. In this story I was able to use my imagination and create as I wrote.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
Writing in third person. So far that is the only story I have done that with. All of my other stories including, The Dark Shadow of Desire, which is my only other fiction so far, are written in first person.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
Pizza and Pussy was roughly inspired by an actual event I was told about. A guy I knew from class at UGA, once just told me briefly before class one day that he got lucky with two girls the evening before on his last pizza delivery of the night. There were no details, other than he said they were, "skinny artsy looking chicks."
Genre/Category: Group Sex Stories
Provide the link: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/pizza-and-pussy.aspx
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
All of my stories up to that point were taken from my real life college experiences. I wanted to do something different so I decided to delve into fiction.
2. How did you come up with these characters?
I actually semi-built the main character around a fraternity brother in college and expanded on that. He was kind of a hard luck guy, had a car that broke down all the time, and didn't have the financial support from home that my other fraternity brothers enjoyed. He was always finding himself in some crazy situation with women and seemed to attract MILFs. The two female character descriptions and attitudes were inspired by two horny stoner girls that were neighbors of mine during my first year out of college and living in Atlanta.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
Like I mentioned earlier, the other stories were real life. In this story I was able to use my imagination and create as I wrote.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
Writing in third person. So far that is the only story I have done that with. All of my other stories including, The Dark Shadow of Desire, which is my only other fiction so far, are written in first person.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
Pizza and Pussy was roughly inspired by an actual event I was told about. A guy I knew from class at UGA, once just told me briefly before class one day that he got lucky with two girls the evening before on his last pizza delivery of the night. There were no details, other than he said they were, "skinny artsy looking chicks."
The Linebacker
Bubba the Love Sponge is doing Fifty Shades of White Trash on his radio show. This will make you laugh. Imagine trailer trash erotica...
http://www.theboneonline.com/Player/101436221/
http://www.theboneonline.com/list/entertainment/morning-show/bubba-love-sponge-podcast/eJ3/
http://www.theboneonline.com/Player/101436221/
http://www.theboneonline.com/list/entertainment/morning-show/bubba-love-sponge-podcast/eJ3/
