Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yeah, but can she do this one, Buz?
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WOW! I'd have to make sire I was wearing my contacts and not my glasses. haha
It kind of looks like the guy could get a headache.
I will show this video to her!!!!!
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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People are getting fired from their jobs for what they do with their Facebook page, so you can imagine what using your real face or real name on a sex story and socialization site could do for your job and career. OUCH!
People should at least be creative though, not just steal photos from a professional porn site and claim it is them. That happens frequently here but they will not fool anyone long because many members also browse those same porn sites. Try some creativity!
People should at least be creative though, not just steal photos from a professional porn site and claim it is them. That happens frequently here but they will not fool anyone long because many members also browse those same porn sites. Try some creativity!
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Ladies specialize in SBD's. Silent But Deadly.
You don't know it is out there. No sound forewarning. Then it hits you like a locomotive and knocks you off your feet. Your eyes cross and water. Your nose twitches in rebellion. Your ears wiggle, face contorts, and your hair stands straight up. Your throat closes shut. "Get me outta here, I need some fresh air!"
You don't know it is out there. No sound forewarning. Then it hits you like a locomotive and knocks you off your feet. Your eyes cross and water. Your nose twitches in rebellion. Your ears wiggle, face contorts, and your hair stands straight up. Your throat closes shut. "Get me outta here, I need some fresh air!"
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Here is what I've done:
• licked chocolate syrup off of her breasts
• eaten/licked whipped cream off her belly, breasts, pussy & ass
• drank Jagermeister out of her belly button (other liquors also)
• eaten grapes, strawberries and melon cubes from her belly button and pussy.
• squirted whipped cream all over both of us and then licked off each other & fucked
• eaten M&M's from the belly button
• licked her strawberry juice soaked pussy
• ditto for peach juice, chocolate syrup, honey, a cane syrup.
• she has done the ice in her mouth for blow jobs for me.
• fucked while both covered in Wesson Oil
• edible undies
• flavored lubricants
• licked chocolate syrup off of her breasts
• eaten/licked whipped cream off her belly, breasts, pussy & ass
• drank Jagermeister out of her belly button (other liquors also)
• eaten grapes, strawberries and melon cubes from her belly button and pussy.
• squirted whipped cream all over both of us and then licked off each other & fucked
• eaten M&M's from the belly button
• licked her strawberry juice soaked pussy
• ditto for peach juice, chocolate syrup, honey, a cane syrup.
• she has done the ice in her mouth for blow jobs for me.
• fucked while both covered in Wesson Oil
• edible undies
• flavored lubricants
The Linebacker
Since surveys have shown that French men take a bath every 7 days and change their underwear every 4 days no wonder French women show some reluctance to marry them.
I think on average American women are probably changing greatly in their attitude toward sex and love, but not so much with marriage. Most of the girls I have ever been involved with were very 'liberal' sexually. But still plenty always wanted to 'latch on' and wanted commitment.
I did go to the University of Georgia which has the reputation of being possibly the wildest 'den of sexual iniquity' in the south.' I have to say I was always under the impression that chicks loved anal sex more than guys because they were always begging for it.
I once dated a girl, that wanted to get married to me, that was fairly prudish though. She would start feeling guilty about pre-marital sex and rethinking whether or not she should be engaging in oral sex. For a few days she'd act like a french prostitute or something and then clam up into this prudish Puritanical shell. Anal sex was out of the question for her. I finally had enough and told her that I was never going to marry her and tired of her hot and cold attitude.
I think anyone would be crazy to get married without some cohabitation.
I am sure we in America would approach most things we do differently than the French. I have been to France several times. We are much cleaner than the French. Americans on average have a much harder work ethic and are willing to work many more hours per week. And a much lower percentage of Americans smoke cigarettes. I am really grossed out that the French are so taken with and that so much porn is available in the adult shops there.
On the other hand, the French enjoy their leisure time with a healthy relaxed attitude. There are very few obese people in France. And when you get outside of Paris the French are actually pretty nice people and can be very friendly. I agree that French women expect less from relationships. They enjoy sex just for sex.
I once spent a few days having fun with an absolutely wonderful French girl in Paris.
In general I think most American women want some non-existent fantasy male to marry. They need to be realistic. Maybe the French women have a better understanding of this. I mean their men rarely change their underwear, so the women have to have more realistic expectations. Maybe the French women don't think it is their duty to change their man and mold him into something he isn't.
I think on average American women are probably changing greatly in their attitude toward sex and love, but not so much with marriage. Most of the girls I have ever been involved with were very 'liberal' sexually. But still plenty always wanted to 'latch on' and wanted commitment.
I did go to the University of Georgia which has the reputation of being possibly the wildest 'den of sexual iniquity' in the south.' I have to say I was always under the impression that chicks loved anal sex more than guys because they were always begging for it.
I once dated a girl, that wanted to get married to me, that was fairly prudish though. She would start feeling guilty about pre-marital sex and rethinking whether or not she should be engaging in oral sex. For a few days she'd act like a french prostitute or something and then clam up into this prudish Puritanical shell. Anal sex was out of the question for her. I finally had enough and told her that I was never going to marry her and tired of her hot and cold attitude.
I think anyone would be crazy to get married without some cohabitation.
I am sure we in America would approach most things we do differently than the French. I have been to France several times. We are much cleaner than the French. Americans on average have a much harder work ethic and are willing to work many more hours per week. And a much lower percentage of Americans smoke cigarettes. I am really grossed out that the French are so taken with and that so much porn is available in the adult shops there.
On the other hand, the French enjoy their leisure time with a healthy relaxed attitude. There are very few obese people in France. And when you get outside of Paris the French are actually pretty nice people and can be very friendly. I agree that French women expect less from relationships. They enjoy sex just for sex.
I once spent a few days having fun with an absolutely wonderful French girl in Paris.
In general I think most American women want some non-existent fantasy male to marry. They need to be realistic. Maybe the French women have a better understanding of this. I mean their men rarely change their underwear, so the women have to have more realistic expectations. Maybe the French women don't think it is their duty to change their man and mold him into something he isn't.
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Just be genuine.
Over confidence, arrogance and cockiness can be just as big a problem as lack of confidence. You can work on building your confidence, but mostly just be genuine, be real, be nice. Never use any cheesy pick up lines. In fact just a bit of shyness handled the right way can even be good.
Over confidence, arrogance and cockiness can be just as big a problem as lack of confidence. You can work on building your confidence, but mostly just be genuine, be real, be nice. Never use any cheesy pick up lines. In fact just a bit of shyness handled the right way can even be good.
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That cop is not a rare exception. I have experienced a few that were damned 100% lying scum. Most small town police are there to bring revenue to the town through excessive fines and seizures. They are not about justice, and they are especially not there to protect and serve the citizenry!
I'd like to see someone go vigilante on that crooked cop.
I'd like to see someone go vigilante on that crooked cop.
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I prefer long hair the best! But there are several sexy shorter hair styles. My wife has long straight dark hair, sometimes she has some kind of long looping curls or waves put in it. I do like to grab it!!!! It's nice to have something to hold onto!
All guys love blondes. They love brunettes, black hair, red hair, bleached hair, streaked hair, etc.
Actually, most guys aren't that particular about hair. If the woman is attractive and has a nice body, she could have a mohawk and still drive 99% of the guys wild.
Before I was married I had blonde girlfriends, red haired girlfriends, brown haired, black haired....but no mohawks — I just wasn't lucky that way!
All guys love blondes. They love brunettes, black hair, red hair, bleached hair, streaked hair, etc.
Actually, most guys aren't that particular about hair. If the woman is attractive and has a nice body, she could have a mohawk and still drive 99% of the guys wild.
Before I was married I had blonde girlfriends, red haired girlfriends, brown haired, black haired....but no mohawks — I just wasn't lucky that way!
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One of the best signs that your stories are gaining popularity and that your writing skills are developing in a very positive manner is when you receive the anonymous '1' vote. You've obviously made someone jealous. No doubt if they had a valuable and intelligent opinion they would have offered constructive criticism to go along with a low vote, but just the fact that they do it anonymously is proof enough of their jealousy.
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part of the fun of Lush is being able to check out members profiles anonymously .... listen to some songs or videos .... or pics!
no thanks .... I don't want Buz knowing I've checked out his profile 20 times in one day! lol
I thought that was the FBI.VQXBTwnujLk00I3p
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Rumpy it's hard to imagine that you LSU guys were not already drunk when you arrived at the theater. You know, keeping up that LSU image. Being a UGA guy myself, they usually patted us down for booze at the ticket window!
How often did you and your buddies hit New Orleans for the weekend? I've enjoyed some great parties there!
Time for some coffee...
How often did you and your buddies hit New Orleans for the weekend? I've enjoyed some great parties there!
Time for some coffee...
