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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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When I was single I dated girls from 5'1" to 6'1" tall.
I am 5'11" tall and weigh 200lbs. with a 33" waist. Will that work? I like to wear cowboy boots or motorcycle boots with jeans and those boots always make me at least 1 inch taller if not slightly more. That comes in handy. My wife is 5'7-1/2" tall and she has amazing legs which she loves to show off in heels or tall wedges. She has got some heels that I swear are so tall she needs to wear an oxygen mask with them. I tell her that anyhow. So in heels she is almost even with me. But I usually wear cowboy boots even to dress up functions and that keeps me a little taller than her.
This is kind of funny. Some of y'all know that I've known my wife since we were toddlers. Well, she grew to her full adult by the time she had turned 13. I was always short as a kid, much shorter than her. I saw her regularly when our families visited and then from 13 to 18 for some reason I was not around, sports practice or whatever and never saw her in person again until we were 18. At 14 it seemed like I blinked my eye and I suddenly was at 5'11" puberty kicked in and I grew. Anyhow at age 18 when I went to the Christmas party with my family at her parent's house I think I expected her to be a giant Amazon. Thank God she wasn't and I think she was glad that I had finally grown taller than her. Anyhow one look at her and whoa damn my heart almost jumped out of my chest and BOING I almost popped the zipper on my trousers! Wow I could hardly speak. She still takes my breath away.
I am 5'11" tall and weigh 200lbs. with a 33" waist. Will that work? I like to wear cowboy boots or motorcycle boots with jeans and those boots always make me at least 1 inch taller if not slightly more. That comes in handy. My wife is 5'7-1/2" tall and she has amazing legs which she loves to show off in heels or tall wedges. She has got some heels that I swear are so tall she needs to wear an oxygen mask with them. I tell her that anyhow. So in heels she is almost even with me. But I usually wear cowboy boots even to dress up functions and that keeps me a little taller than her.
This is kind of funny. Some of y'all know that I've known my wife since we were toddlers. Well, she grew to her full adult by the time she had turned 13. I was always short as a kid, much shorter than her. I saw her regularly when our families visited and then from 13 to 18 for some reason I was not around, sports practice or whatever and never saw her in person again until we were 18. At 14 it seemed like I blinked my eye and I suddenly was at 5'11" puberty kicked in and I grew. Anyhow at age 18 when I went to the Christmas party with my family at her parent's house I think I expected her to be a giant Amazon. Thank God she wasn't and I think she was glad that I had finally grown taller than her. Anyhow one look at her and whoa damn my heart almost jumped out of my chest and BOING I almost popped the zipper on my trousers! Wow I could hardly speak. She still takes my breath away.
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I once saw a very negative comment on a very good story I was reading by another member. I was quite surprised to see a comment like that on the story. Out of curiosity I went to that negative commenter's page and traced their comments and found story after story of nothing but negative comments by them. I figured that the negative commenter had some real bad personal emotional issues and just wanted to take out their torment on innocent people.
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A catchy title is very big factor in getting a lot of views.
The subject section is another. Some sections are more popular than others. rules them all. I have not nor do I plan to write an story, unless it is a comedic sexual tale.
Also fill out that tag line with as many sexual subject words that fit your story as possible.
The subject section is another. Some sections are more popular than others. rules them all. I have not nor do I plan to write an story, unless it is a comedic sexual tale.
Also fill out that tag line with as many sexual subject words that fit your story as possible.
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Sometimes my wife is in the mood for that. I have become very good at reading her, if not she'll tell me to get rougher.
Sometime she likes to turn it around and be the dominate rough one. And then there are times we like to be mutually rough. Changing it up works for me, it's all good! She has never held back or been shy about what she wanted to do and I've always loved that about her. I have discovered that if we are out somewhere, especially at a dress up social function, that I find the right opportunity to sneak in a very discrete feel and tell her (very aggressively) that I am going to fuck the hell out of her when we get home, that by the time we get home she is so horny and worked up that she is like an obsessed tigress. Awesome!
Sometime she likes to turn it around and be the dominate rough one. And then there are times we like to be mutually rough. Changing it up works for me, it's all good! She has never held back or been shy about what she wanted to do and I've always loved that about her. I have discovered that if we are out somewhere, especially at a dress up social function, that I find the right opportunity to sneak in a very discrete feel and tell her (very aggressively) that I am going to fuck the hell out of her when we get home, that by the time we get home she is so horny and worked up that she is like an obsessed tigress. Awesome!
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Quote by naughtiestmommy
I'm a Southern Belle at heart, so I would like him to:
hold the door for me
open my car door, wait for me to get in, and close it
pull my chair out for me
stand when I rise to leave the table
stand when I return to the table
offer me his coat when I'm chilly
offer to allow me to taste the wine first
Wait until I begin to eat before he does (unless I encourage him to first)
Call me ma'am or miss if we are unfamiliar (I will always encourage him to call me by my first name, then)
These are not mandatory, obviously, but they ARE typical standards of etiquette, and it's too bad more men don't abide by them. I've raised my 15-year old son to do these things, and I love that he will. I wish more parents would take the time to teach their children manners.
That list pretty much mirrors what my mom taught me and my brother. She was very strict about it too. To tell you the truth she tested us on all that.
You can add to that:
walking on the outside when walking down a sidewalk.
But she told me never to order food for the lady in the restaurant, like "the lady will have..." She said that was condescending. Most women I know would whack me over the head with the menu if I tried that anyhow. Actually in college I did that as a prank to one of my girl friends. She whacked me over the head with the menu. haha
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Quote by chefkathleen
Can sure tell you're a city boy now. "Iced sweet tea" instead of just plain 'ol sweet tea.
Hi CK! The "iced' part is for the benefit of the Europeans or Brits, they might think its served up hot or room temperature. They may be figuring out the we ice or cool everything here in the USA by now though. gee we even have iced coffee, though I personally don't like iced coffee. But I sure do like coffee flavored ice cream.
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Last night at home (with several friends over) grilled ribeyes, marinated in soy sauce and red wine and garlic, grilled with pineapples on top, barbecue-brown sugar baked beans, and grilled 'cracklin' corn-on-the-cob. We had choice of wines or ice cold long neck bottled beers.
For dessert oven heated blondies with melted caramel and vanilla ice cream on top.
For dessert oven heated blondies with melted caramel and vanilla ice cream on top.
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Damn I'm glad I am married. I was never a bar pick up kind of guy anyhow. When I was single and ended up with a girl from the bar it nearly always was after someone introduced us, or we chatted amongst a group, ended up tossing darts or playing foosball or something, and had a few laughs, then somehow it just happened.
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Quote by batWell I hope U took my advise... I WON !!!!!
Thank you Sugar,Chef & Sharon 4 joining me... and with said "I'LL HAVE ANOTHER"... Drinks on me...
I could of sworn I saw Rump, Scooter and Buz there ... What do you Think...
I'm the one in Hot Pink ...as if U didn't know... LOL ;)
That's us alright! We lost our ass at the betting window. Got it all wrong, winner, trifecta. We had to sell Rump's big wheel pick-up truck and we hitchhiked home, mostly on the back of a sod truck. I'm still pulling grass out of my ass.
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I think the story voting system works about as well as you can expect. Nicola and Gav are tracking scoring to catch abusers who like to troll and low vote stories for no good reason, so I am all good with that.
As for as the Most Popular Story system I have never understood how that worked. So is that totally by vote scores?
As for as the Most Popular Story system I have never understood how that worked. So is that totally by vote scores?
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Thanks Nicola for the great info. My mom has put my dad on green tea. They are both using it and so is my little sister. Somehow my mom has even got my brother drinking green tea. That boggles the imagination! Mom has been on me to start drinking it. I think I will give it a try.
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I agree with you magical_Felix. Now it's like Bush handed off the doofus baton to Obama. I think they are really on the same team, cause neither one of them has shit for brains and definitely any common sense. This is now 12 years of the worst presidential leadership in our history!
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Quote by gav
I am in favour of improving the avarage calculation. Using a truncated mean or similiar, as suggested will mean stories are far less influenced by these rogue 3 scores.
My suggesetion would be the Winsorized mean or as ByronLord suggested the Truncated mean. We couls also consider the Weighted mean.
Who's in?
Yea Gav! I like anything that's 'mean!' Let's get lean & mean!
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But UnderDog is a super hero and has saved the world many times over!
"Never fear UnderDog is here!"
Actually I like being The Top Dog. I know how to be a good sport when I lose but I still hate it. I'd much rather work harder, push myself further, and be the winner. But even then there is a right way to do it. Winning at all cost may actually prove to be losing in the long run.
"Never fear UnderDog is here!"
Actually I like being The Top Dog. I know how to be a good sport when I lose but I still hate it. I'd much rather work harder, push myself further, and be the winner. But even then there is a right way to do it. Winning at all cost may actually prove to be losing in the long run.
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Quote by 1curiouscat
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
I can't rate my own attractiveness very well but my wife is drop dead gorgeous. I don't mind wearing a nice suit to work or a tux to the opera or a ball. I do easily get bored and have to do lots of things to stay entertained. I can't really say about the other things, but have been told I can be somewhat stubborn.