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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Quote by naughtynurse
Just want to add I've also run across some girls who dip. Talk about a way to become very trashy really fast(and the girls I know who do are tall beautiful barbie blonds). just watch them spit dark brown tobacco juice. yuck!
Whoa! I have chewed tobacco and dipped but nearly always at the hunting cabin, no women around and where guys are 'just letting our hair down.' Back in my college frat days occasionally we'd chew some tobacco but with great objections from our girlfriends. After having a little fun getting on their nerves we'd stop. We mostly did it to get a rise out of them anyhow. ha
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I take it you've never played football ... or thrown hay bales in a field or barn?
You're right about those two WMM.
I've thrown bales of hay in the field and barn and that awful hay dust gets in your nasal passages and throat but everyone usually just walked several feet away from the others to cough that up and no ladies were present.
On the football field, all kinds of stuff comes up after you've received a crushing 'slobber knocker' hit. You can't help it. Your knees go weak and wobble, the field seems to be spinning, and bodily fluids may come up. That's why we called them 'slobber knockers.' I have been hit so hard I vomited more than once or worse spit up blood. I have played entire quarters with blood oozing from my nose. I have seen guys get hit so hard that they pissed or shit on themselves. Football is a tough sport and is not for sissies. But it was great fun to play!
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
This is still marginally less gross than the people that cover one nostril with their finger and then blow projectile boogers onto the sidewalk through their other nostril... without even slowing their speed or missing a step.
GROSS! I've never seen anyone do that Thank God!
I have read about many municipalities having "laws against spitting on the sidewalk" on their books dating from the 1800s when cities decide to update their codes and always wondered why such laws existed. I guess that is why. Maybe they should leave those laws on the books and enforce them.
GROSS!!
PS. Seeing some of the above posts I have to say something. I am a southerner born, raised and traveled extensively throughout the south as well as the USA and some other countries and I have NEVER witnessed anyone shooting snot on the sidewalk. The above accusation of southerners doing this seems quite ludicrous to me and unwarranted, because well behaved public manners seem to be much more prevalent in the south than anywhere else. I could mention the places I have visited where manners are non-existent and rudeness rules. But I'd rather not escalate and friction.
The woman in that video sure isn't southern!
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Hey! Stop misquoting me!!!
Haha
Hey, Twitter is definitely not for everyone.
I have had some really good things come out of it on both a personal level and professional opportunity level. I don't necessarily use it that often, but it definitely has a lot of merit as far as the social media and networking thing goes.
If I ever do sign up for a Twitter account I'll stalk, uh, I mean, follow Dancing_Doll on it.
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I haven't been forthcoming about my real identity for obvious reasons. I trust you all will be discreet. If I see ya out somewhere maybe I'll give ya a Cadillac, but don't tell anyone.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go and get another peanut butter & 'nanner sandwich.
Thankya, thankya verimuch.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go and get another peanut butter & 'nanner sandwich.
Thankya, thankya verimuch.
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I want to recommend the stories by NatureBoy. They are all great and flying under the radar way too much. If you haven't checked them out you really should. NatureBoy's stories are tremendously fun.
His Lush page: http://www.lushstories.com/natureboy
They Double-Teamed the Indian Peach
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/they-doubleteamed-the-indian-peach.aspx
Puerto Rico Is Burning
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/interracial/puerto-rico-is-burning.aspx
Another great author flying under the radar is Piquet
His page: http://www.lushstories.com/piquet
His Claudia Incarnata series is excellent and he writes many outstanding poems. His writing is of very high quality.
His Lush page: http://www.lushstories.com/natureboy
They Double-Teamed the Indian Peach
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/they-doubleteamed-the-indian-peach.aspx
Puerto Rico Is Burning
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/interracial/puerto-rico-is-burning.aspx
Another great author flying under the radar is Piquet
His page: http://www.lushstories.com/piquet
His Claudia Incarnata series is excellent and he writes many outstanding poems. His writing is of very high quality.
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She obviously does have discomfort with your size. 7" is longer than average which is actually less than 6" (2"? Is that 2" wide.) That may be a bit thick for her.
Other positions are obviously too painful for her. Every person is built different, skeletal structure, cervix, etc.
The more you have sex with someone you learn what they like or dislike. You want it to be as pleasurable as possible for her so listen to her and accommodate her. Also, make sure that you are good and lubed up before trying to push into her. And might I stress lots of foreplay! Make sure she is very wet, aroused and ready before even attempting to enter her. Lots of fun foreplay that gets her going!
Other positions are obviously too painful for her. Every person is built different, skeletal structure, cervix, etc.
The more you have sex with someone you learn what they like or dislike. You want it to be as pleasurable as possible for her so listen to her and accommodate her. Also, make sure that you are good and lubed up before trying to push into her. And might I stress lots of foreplay! Make sure she is very wet, aroused and ready before even attempting to enter her. Lots of fun foreplay that gets her going!
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I now live in a big city, but I grew up at the outer edge of a small town, spent summers in the country with relatives, and I love country music. If this helps I have literally shoveled shit...chicken shit out of chicken houses, helped get up hay, fed the horses, milked cows by hand, gathered eggs, planted beans, corn, etc, picked beans, corn, etc., dug 'taters, plowed with a tractor and I love to ride horses. Do I at least get a nod?
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Today I had Chinese food for lunch. Wonton soup, chicken & broccoli with fried rice, egg roll, and hot tea.
While I was eating several Georgia State Patrolmen came in to eat and sat a few tables from me. Damned if I didn't recognize 2 of them as patrolmen who have pulled me over on my motorcycle before.
While I was eating several Georgia State Patrolmen came in to eat and sat a few tables from me. Damned if I didn't recognize 2 of them as patrolmen who have pulled me over on my motorcycle before.
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Just say "hi." She'll say 'hi" or "hello." Then relax and be natural don't try to pick her up and if it's right it will just fall into place. Pay attention to her, follow her signs. She may actually do all the work for you if you are attentive. If you are not she'll move on to someone else. Absolutely do not try too hard and don't beg.
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I like Tecate & Dos Equis. I loved the German beers on my last visit there. Probably Sam Adams is my favorite brand of American beer for taste. Like Nikki I also like Coors. Its easy to drink a lot of.
Hats off to the Germans! They were very consistent at offering excellent customer service. Thorough, courteous & prompt. They noticed I am an American and always served my beer cold without me even having to ask. I had many great conversations with them. Nice people!
Hats off to the Germans! They were very consistent at offering excellent customer service. Thorough, courteous & prompt. They noticed I am an American and always served my beer cold without me even having to ask. I had many great conversations with them. Nice people!