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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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My dad took me to the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta when I was a kid and I totally loved the experience. Actually the rowing events were very close to home and I got to see those too. I really loved seeing the track and field events, sprints, relay races, javelin & discuss throws, pole vaulting, long jumps, hurdles, etc. For me it is a treasured memory.
Eating M&Ms out of my wife's belly button!
100% of ALL men are sluts! So what if a woman enjoys and is good at sex? I'd much rather have a hottie that knows what she is doing and doesn't mind getting to it than have to work hard at getting some girl who only turns out to be a 'dead fish" in bed. (I am happy to be out that cycle anyhow!)
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I have several tattoos as well...they are all pretty small except for my tramp stamp. My husband loves it cause he said he gets to look at it while he fucks me doggy!


My wife has the 'tramp stamp' aka "Panama City bumper sticker," also. I do love seeing it when we doggy or reverse cowgirl. She can make that thing dance!
Of course it depends upon how much of her body is covered in tattoos and what they are. If a woman is tattooed and out does not have a hot, tight tone body it is a HUGE turnoff. Tattoos on a great body are usually a hot turn on. So if she gets tattooed, all the more reason to keep that gym membership and go regularly.
I am married now and she initiates at least as much as I do, if not slightly more.

When I was single I always thought that women were slightly more sexually aggressive than guys. Some people think it is the other way around, but that is how it seemed to me.

Whether I initiated or they did was not important, I was happy either way.

Now that I am married I have discovered than a wedding ring is an aphrodisiac for a lot of women. I don't like that at all. I hate being hit on in bars/clubs now.
Rats. I hate rats. I remember being sent to my uncle's farm to help shovel out the chicken houses and there were lots of rats that dug tunnels in the nearly foot deep of shavings on the chicken house floor. There were a lotsof snakes too, big ones from feasting on the rats. The rats scared me more than the snakes, though they were scary. So you can now add chicken houses to that scary list with rats. When I was a kid we boys liked to sneak into abandoned warehouses and once a big rat fell off a beam and bit my friend on the ear. We made him tell his parents because we were afraid the rat may have had rabies. He had to get a bunch of shots. Also, once when my uncle was bushhogging* on his tractor it stirred up a nest of field rats and one of them ran up my cousin's pants leg. He didn't get bit, but he had those pants off in a split second and ran screaming back to the house with no pants on.

*Bushhog: An extra large lawnmower pulled by a tractor for cutting small bushes, thorns, and tall field grass.
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Mmm... if you promise to wear those tube-socks with thong sandals, we have a deal!

Plus men should be aware of the general rule - 'dirty socks always leads to dirty sex'...





Don't worry, I can trudge through the mud on my way over and maybe wear out a hole in the end for my big toe to wiggle through!!!
Sure it is a turn on but I would only do that with her permission or in my case my wife often asks me to do it. Actually sometimes she demands that I do it. "of course dear, right away dear!"
I do not pee in the shower. I shake it off after I pee and have NEVER had piss stains in my underwear. GROSS!

Actually people that know me accuse me of being a cleanliness/sanitation freak.
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Mmm... a camo wife-beater, pejazled dick (preferably in silver sequins) and white tube socks always does it for me.


Ashleigh!!!! You promised not to tell about that night!

PS. I bought some new tube socks and these have sexy blue stripes, give me call.
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Yes, any baby-talk or use of the word 'daddy' and I walk.

Pretty much anything else - as filthy as you can get - it'll probably turn me on and I'm always game to volley it back. I'm big on dirty-talk in general throughout.

What kind of stuff were you thinking to blurt out?


You are absolutely right Ashleigh, any use of the word 'daddy' or 'mama' or anything like 'sister' or 'brother' and I would go droopy and head for the door.

But other hot nasty dirty talk, yelling, hair pulling, butt slapping and its on! Tear the house down and rattle the windows! I'd rather not end up with a bloody back though, that looks like I had wrestling match with a mountain lion.
Learn to work that tongue. There are other things you can do when penetration isn't quite getting it. A lot clitoral stimulation. I am sure your girlfriend will be happy to suggest things, just ask. She'll probably be very happy that you care to ask.
Sometimes the vibration of my motorcycle will cause an erection. Erections spring up all the time at almost a blink of an eye. I've been told that eventually slows way down. While it can be a nuisance sometimes right now I dread the day it slows down. I guess that means viagra!
I can fully understand. I bet that guy is dyslexic.29z7h4I7zKc49yAQ

Great post!
If I had a dog I would say, "Bite the neighbor that wears the Georgia Tech hat!"
I believe in Libertarian principles and prostitution should be legalized.

I really didn't get the impression she is trying to advertise, just start a discussion.
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better yet, Buzz. Turn one of of stories into an audio story. Let us see if you sound like Ryan Seacrest.


Ryan has a bit more of that TV thing going on. But he can break out into some big time "y'all's" and drawls if he wants to.Jzr4KmYa4He8Nn4l He should start the show off with a big ole "Howdy!"

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American Southern (not hick)
Irish
Scottish
Aussie
Brazilian
Argentine
Trinidad
British
Canadian

I love to hear the Spanish, Italian and Portuguese Language


Toss out those fake American Southern accents you so often hear in movies and on TV. They are horrible. Growing up in the south I had no idea they were depicting southerners most of the time. And that hick thing you've heard, that is a class thing, the southern equivalent of the Brit cockney, that obnoxious Bronx thing, or worse that Jersey Shore hick accent. That Jersey Shore accent is the biggest turn-off ever,

If you want to know how my accent sounds listen to Holly Hunter, Kim Basinger, Julia Roberts, Josh Holloway, Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Seacrest. They all grew up within an hour drive of where I did in north Georgia, and their accents are fairly prominent. Especially Holly Hunter, Julia Roberts, and Josh Holloway who have very thick north Georgia accents.

I love certain British accents, Aussie, French & several of the Caribbean accents. But sexy chicks with thick authentic southern accents always melt my heart. My favorite might be the Charleston coastal aristocratic southern accent.
No doubt Gav that Lush blows all competitor sites out of the water! That's why Lush is so damned addictive! Keep up the great work!
I noticed a hole for the Okefenokee Swamp and the Everglades. I guess alligators don't like cardboard tasting burgers and overfried fries.
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I love it.

When a guy picks out something, buys me something or tells me what he likes to see me in, it means he thinks I will look sexy in it and/or it will turn him on to see me wearing it. Even if it was something that wasn't really my taste, I would still wear it. Dress-up and sex and fantasy is fun.

Even if it's an outfit or jewelry to wear in public that's not my style, I've always obliged if it's bought for me and he likes the way it looks on me.

I don't see it as a power thing at all... or if it is, it's a good power-thing. lol


I always get a fashion show at home after my wife goes on a shopping spree, which is a lot. I tell her which items look the best on her or which shows off her butt, legs, breasts the best, and she takes my opinion very seriously. If I say something doesn't look so good on her, she returns it. I just tell her the truth about what I think about the clothes.
I think it is genetic that women will pick out their men's clothes. You just have to deal with it. Actually my wife has pretty good tastes. She will buy me shirt & tie colors that I would not have picked for myself but no big deal I guess. Just don't let her dress you, at least pick out your clothes to wear to work and all yourself, even if she did buy them for you.

This can work both ways though. I have actually bought clothes for her and surprised her, and not just sexy lingerie. She loved it!
I respected Jackson's musical talent which was awesome though his musical style does not appeal to my tastes. I did think that him wearing one glove seemed work marketing wise, so I took to wearing one sock. Somehow that just didn't work out for me.
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I thought I was the only one! Above the fact that pink has now begun to be seen as a weird ass display of masculinity I just don't find it a nice colour on guys....or even really on me, for that matter, I tend not to go beyond wearing clothes that have a little bit of pink on them. To me it's a bit like yellow....few people can truly pull it off and look good doing it.

Alas, I can't pull off yellow either


I absolutely will not wear yellow, except for a pale yellow. Any other yellow may resemble Georgia Tech colors and I will not do that. I also will not wear orange. No orange at all. Orange is Florida, Auburn, Tennessee & Clemson colors. All those universities are arch rivals to my UGA and no way in hell will I wear those colors.
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If I need to leave in a hurry but usually I get home with all but my panties...he keeps them..


Those panties are hanging from the rear view mirror of my truck!!!!!



PS. Have you seen my boxer shorts?
I think every single pair of my wife's panties is sheer. Lacey and sheer! She has at least 100 pairs I am guessing.
Don't you all know that Congress passed a bill last year requiring women to shave their pussies for men. it is called the Sans-Harry Act. It stipulates that 'all female pubic hair must be removed by means of razor, waxing or hair removal products so that the vulva is is devoid of all body follicles. This must be done in accordance for the enjoyable pursuit of happiness for all men." Failure to do so will result in a $500 fine and 250 hours of public service and a picture of your hairy pussy will be put on a Federal internet site and posted on the wall at all Post offices called the Hairy Hall of Shame.
What kind of panties? Thong, lacey, french cut, bikini, or granny panties? Or maybe boy shorts.

I think the specific panty makes a big difference. I believe that lacey thongs would be very un-Marine. Maybe okay for the Air Force though, or the Coast Guard.

Can you imagine being a prisoner-of-war and having to be interrogated by soldiers in panties? That would be extra intimidating don't you think. Even worse waterboarded by Marines in thongs.