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Good old boys are the baddest bad boys of all.
But I have always had my shirt on when confronted by the police and I have never resisted arrest.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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I know that there is another thread on here about whether women prefer circumcised or uncircumcised cock. I am glad that I am circumcised and doubly glad they did it well before I can remember anything. Damn why is that word circumcised so damn hard to spell.type/write. As a dyslexic I protest that confusing spelling. I don't know how many times I had to correct that before it was right.
If I become World Dictator I will change spelling rules for thousands of words that have weird spellings.
If I become World Dictator I will change spelling rules for thousands of words that have weird spellings.
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If my wife is passed out then NO I would not. What fun would that be? Kind of necrophiliac isn't it to do someone who is passed out? Not for me. I like her wildly attentive so if she is passed out I can wait.
Just in general a person needs to be awake and cognitive enough to give their approval & blessing if you want to have sex with them. If not then take that as a NO. Going any further is not acceptable and could lead to you having a prison bunkmate who plunders your rectum at his pleasure.
Just in general a person needs to be awake and cognitive enough to give their approval & blessing if you want to have sex with them. If not then take that as a NO. Going any further is not acceptable and could lead to you having a prison bunkmate who plunders your rectum at his pleasure.
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Reading these replies I am reminded about the time Superman decided to fuck Wonder Woman. Super man was flying around as he often does and he saw Wonder Woman lying spread eagle in a field with no pants on. Superman thought that was an 'open' invitation, so he swooped down, closed his eyes and immediately thrust his super cock into her vagina until he exploded into an orgasm.
"How did you like that Wonder Woman?" Superman asked as he pulled his tights back up.
"I can't answer that Superman," answered Wonder Woman, "Maybe you should ask the Invisible Man, he was fucking me until you swooped down and pounded him in the asshole."
"How did you like that Wonder Woman?" Superman asked as he pulled his tights back up.
"I can't answer that Superman," answered Wonder Woman, "Maybe you should ask the Invisible Man, he was fucking me until you swooped down and pounded him in the asshole."
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I agree with what Doll says. If a woman is interested in the guy she will keep looking at him and it is a very distinctive look, seductive eyes, a very slight smile. If she's sitting look for the leg movement. Crossed legs and swinging one foot, usually sits more at ease, opening herself up to you. Then there is always that walk, the extra swivel to the hips. looking back over her shoulder at you, swinging the hair. Also twirling the hair with one finger. Of course about that time, my wife has noticed and lets it known for sure that I am her property! Having to defend her turf, so to speak, gets my wife all worked up and horny. I love that part!
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Red pussy lips? What the hell? Never seen any of those myself. I have seen various shades of pink.
Why do women love for guys to wear pink shirts? My wife is always trying to get me into a pink shirt & when I do finally wear one she goes nuts over it, all feely and touchy and so are all of our women friends. I would not have any pink in my wardrobe except my wife gets me pink shirts & ties. I wear a pink dress shirt or tie to work and all the women comment on how good it looks. In fact they usually have to touch the shirt or tie. So what's the deal there?
Why do women love for guys to wear pink shirts? My wife is always trying to get me into a pink shirt & when I do finally wear one she goes nuts over it, all feely and touchy and so are all of our women friends. I would not have any pink in my wardrobe except my wife gets me pink shirts & ties. I wear a pink dress shirt or tie to work and all the women comment on how good it looks. In fact they usually have to touch the shirt or tie. So what's the deal there?
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I'm a good guy! Maybe 'good ole boy' is the best term.
I like what Jeff Foxworthy said about 'bad boys.' He said women are thinking James Bond but what they really get is this scenario where the cops are arresting their bad boy boyfriend. As YOU are standing in the front door of your trailer, your shirtless & handcuffed boyfriend yells from the back seat of the patrol car, "Hey woman! Don't you be smoking all my cigarettes!"
I like what Jeff Foxworthy said about 'bad boys.' He said women are thinking James Bond but what they really get is this scenario where the cops are arresting their bad boy boyfriend. As YOU are standing in the front door of your trailer, your shirtless & handcuffed boyfriend yells from the back seat of the patrol car, "Hey woman! Don't you be smoking all my cigarettes!"
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I don't think there is any real difference between men and women drivers (other than young guys 16-21 that love to drive really fast.)
People blabbing on cell phones are the huge road hazard. Texting while has already been proven to be much more dangerous than drunken driving. Smoking pot while driving may cause road rage by non-stoned drivers because they don't like being stuck behind someone driving only 20 mph.
Once a lady blabbing on her cell phone drove right into the side of my car while I sat a red light because she couldn't turn the steering wheel with one hand and the other hand holding her phone to her head.
I am all for a law prohibiting hand held cell phone use by drivers.
I found this....
Men vs Women Drivers:
The statistics tell a paradoxical story. According to a controversial study by researchers at the John Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public Health, women are more likely to be involved in car crashes than men - despite the fact that men are three times more likely to be killed when they do crash.
As reported in the June issue of Epidemiology, American women were involved in 5.7 crashes per million miles driven. Men, on the other hand, clocked up just 5.1 crashes per million miles. Given the fact that men drive an estimated 74 per cent more miles per year than women, the figure is surprising indeed.
"Although risk-taking behaviours may contribute to the excessive injury mortality among men and younger drivers, up to now age and sex discrepancies in death rates from motor vehicle crashes have not been well understood," says lead author Guohua Li, associate professor of emergency medicine.
Using crash statistics gathered by the Fatal Accident Reporting System, the General Estimates System and the Nationwide Personal Transportation Survey, the researchers developed an innovative method called "decomposition" to break down the data into new categories and weigh the relative contribution of three variables: crash fatality, incidence density (number of crashes per million miles) and exposure prevalence (annual average miles driven per driver). Until now, the death rate ratio has always been based on just two factors: fatality and accident rates.
The investigators discovered that teenage boys start recklessly, with about 20 per cent more crashes per mile driven than teenage girls. Males and females between the ages of 20 and 35 run almost identical risks. Females over the age of 35, however, are significantly more likely to crash than their male counterparts.
Each year, motor vehicle crashes in America claim a staggering 40,000 lives, cause three million injuries and cost the nation $140 billion.
People blabbing on cell phones are the huge road hazard. Texting while has already been proven to be much more dangerous than drunken driving. Smoking pot while driving may cause road rage by non-stoned drivers because they don't like being stuck behind someone driving only 20 mph.
Once a lady blabbing on her cell phone drove right into the side of my car while I sat a red light because she couldn't turn the steering wheel with one hand and the other hand holding her phone to her head.
I am all for a law prohibiting hand held cell phone use by drivers.
I found this....
Men vs Women Drivers:
The statistics tell a paradoxical story. According to a controversial study by researchers at the John Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public Health, women are more likely to be involved in car crashes than men - despite the fact that men are three times more likely to be killed when they do crash.
As reported in the June issue of Epidemiology, American women were involved in 5.7 crashes per million miles driven. Men, on the other hand, clocked up just 5.1 crashes per million miles. Given the fact that men drive an estimated 74 per cent more miles per year than women, the figure is surprising indeed.
"Although risk-taking behaviours may contribute to the excessive injury mortality among men and younger drivers, up to now age and sex discrepancies in death rates from motor vehicle crashes have not been well understood," says lead author Guohua Li, associate professor of emergency medicine.
Using crash statistics gathered by the Fatal Accident Reporting System, the General Estimates System and the Nationwide Personal Transportation Survey, the researchers developed an innovative method called "decomposition" to break down the data into new categories and weigh the relative contribution of three variables: crash fatality, incidence density (number of crashes per million miles) and exposure prevalence (annual average miles driven per driver). Until now, the death rate ratio has always been based on just two factors: fatality and accident rates.
The investigators discovered that teenage boys start recklessly, with about 20 per cent more crashes per mile driven than teenage girls. Males and females between the ages of 20 and 35 run almost identical risks. Females over the age of 35, however, are significantly more likely to crash than their male counterparts.
Each year, motor vehicle crashes in America claim a staggering 40,000 lives, cause three million injuries and cost the nation $140 billion.
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1986:
• The Chicago Bears destroyed the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl 46-10. The Bears kicker, Kevin Butler, former All-American from the University of Georgia Bulldogs, broke the individual scoring record in that Super Bowl for his field goals and extra points.
• The New York Mets beat The Boston Red Sox in the World Series. The MVP of the series, Ray Knight is from Albany, Georgia.
• Penn State defeated Miami 14-10 in the Fiesta Bowl to win the national championship of college football.
• "Out of Africa" won Best picture at the Academy Awards
• Voyager 2 encountered Uranus (that is the planet Uranus, not your 'brown pucker hole' as Mr. Lime so eloquently calls it.)
• President "Baby Doc" Duvalier, dictator of Liberia flees the country.
• The space shuttle Challenger, disintegrated after take-off, killing all 7 astronauts.
• The first ever PC virus "Brain" started spreading.
• The Prime Minister of Sweden, Olaf Palme, was assassinated.
• The Chernobyl nuclear disaster occurred in the former Soviet Union.
• Argentina won the World Cup
• "Dancing On The Ceiling" by Lionel Richie was a big hit song and I have no idea how many times I heard that song while growing up because it was one of my mom's favorites.
• The Chicago Bears destroyed the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl 46-10. The Bears kicker, Kevin Butler, former All-American from the University of Georgia Bulldogs, broke the individual scoring record in that Super Bowl for his field goals and extra points.
• The New York Mets beat The Boston Red Sox in the World Series. The MVP of the series, Ray Knight is from Albany, Georgia.
• Penn State defeated Miami 14-10 in the Fiesta Bowl to win the national championship of college football.
• "Out of Africa" won Best picture at the Academy Awards
• Voyager 2 encountered Uranus (that is the planet Uranus, not your 'brown pucker hole' as Mr. Lime so eloquently calls it.)
• President "Baby Doc" Duvalier, dictator of Liberia flees the country.
• The space shuttle Challenger, disintegrated after take-off, killing all 7 astronauts.
• The first ever PC virus "Brain" started spreading.
• The Prime Minister of Sweden, Olaf Palme, was assassinated.
• The Chernobyl nuclear disaster occurred in the former Soviet Union.
• Argentina won the World Cup
• "Dancing On The Ceiling" by Lionel Richie was a big hit song and I have no idea how many times I heard that song while growing up because it was one of my mom's favorites.
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Ha Dudealicious. I tried to get rid of you but damned if you're not still there. ha
I guess we'll just have to drink a few cold beers and when we sober up maybe test drive a Lamborghini.
PS. Do you know someone that will let us borrow a Lamborghini?
double PS....How about Bubba Watson? That Dawg won The Masters!
I guess we'll just have to drink a few cold beers and when we sober up maybe test drive a Lamborghini.
PS. Do you know someone that will let us borrow a Lamborghini?
double PS....How about Bubba Watson? That Dawg won The Masters!
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Go Dawg!!!! I had a the best time ever at Augusta and with my fellow UGA alumni, Bubba Watson, winning The Masters, it was the best one ever! Go Bubba Watson you Georgia Bulldog, Masters Champion!!!!! I bet Billy Payne, chairman of Augusta National, UGA alumni & former UGA Bulldog football player, was just as pleased as I was to have a Dawg win it all!
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Something real weird is going on! First of all if you were on my friends list and got deleted, I did not do that! I have no idea how it happened. I wasn't even on. I absolutely have not deleted anyone from my friends list. I don't know how many people are effected. In fact I am absolutely 100% positive that I could not have even deleted anyone by accident as I haven't even been messing around on my friend's list. I feel horrible that it happened and hope whatever caused it gets straightened out fast.
— Buz
— Buz
