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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Quote by chefkathleen
How did you keep from throwing up after her puking on your head?
I came real close to vomiting myself when she did it. It was really gross to be vomited on like that. I think it was only a few seconds until I was immersed in the river washing that puke off of me.
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Okay all, in order to get into this competition I am posting a picture of my pecker on my page at www.lushstories.com/buz
...go see MY PECKER!!!!
...go see MY PECKER!!!!
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I had a cousin hook me up on a double date with her roommate when we were brand new freshman at college. The roommate was a really good looking blonde that had won some beauty pageants and was supposedly very religious. My cousin had told me her roommate had been badly wanting to go out with me. My cousin, her boyfriend, and the roommate and I went to a movie, everything was good so far. After the movie they asked me to get some beer for us all, we were all just 18 at the time. I was able to get us beer. The 3 of them, not used to drinking beer seemed to get drunk very quickly. We drove down to the river and my cousin and her bf went and sat on a rock to make out. The blonde roomie started kissing all on me. We were sitting on another rock by the river, soon she straddled me and took her shirt and bra off. She told me she was a virgin but wanted me to do everything but have intercourse with her. She stuck her hand in my pants to feel me up. I was sucking on her boobs with her on my lap when I heard her heave. She vomited all over me, my head and face and all over my shirt. I just threw my shirt away and washed off in the river and we drove back having to stop and let her vomit every so often.
Later she tried telling my cousin that I had taken her shirt off and got too fresh with her. I did not make any move at all on the girl. She was the one that made very move. The girl must have been too embarrassed and she would barely speak to me when I'd go to visit my cousin at her dorm after that. I was also very pissed off that she lied about what happened. My cousin knew that the girl lied cause they were only a few feet away and could see everything.
I have a couple of other bad dates I might post about later.
Later she tried telling my cousin that I had taken her shirt off and got too fresh with her. I did not make any move at all on the girl. She was the one that made very move. The girl must have been too embarrassed and she would barely speak to me when I'd go to visit my cousin at her dorm after that. I was also very pissed off that she lied about what happened. My cousin knew that the girl lied cause they were only a few feet away and could see everything.
I have a couple of other bad dates I might post about later.
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I love eating steaks, hamburgers, chilidogs, baby back ribs, pulled barbecue pork, pork chops. fried chicken, etc.
Veggies are good too. Baked potatoes to accompany my steak or super sweet cole slaw to top my hamburgers! And add a pickle and onion to that burger!
Another great veggie is hops, as in beer hops. I get my veggies out of an ice cold long neck bottle.
Veggies are good too. Baked potatoes to accompany my steak or super sweet cole slaw to top my hamburgers! And add a pickle and onion to that burger!
Another great veggie is hops, as in beer hops. I get my veggies out of an ice cold long neck bottle.
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NatureBoy (Gianni)
I am sure I'll be at a Super Bowl Party. And I am pulling for the NY Giants and especially Danny Ware, he goes by DJ Ware now that he is all grown up and a pro in the NFL. Danny was sure a good one on the Georgia Bulldogs, and he's a super cool guy, too! Give 'em hell! Danny, er... DJ Ware! #28
Buz
I am sure I'll be at a Super Bowl Party. And I am pulling for the NY Giants and especially Danny Ware, he goes by DJ Ware now that he is all grown up and a pro in the NFL. Danny was sure a good one on the Georgia Bulldogs, and he's a super cool guy, too! Give 'em hell! Danny, er... DJ Ware! #28
Buz
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This is a big ole Happy Birthday to Carmen_has36!!!
Carmi is the person that first told me about Lushstories.com. We were friends on another site. In fact Carmi is responsible for about 5 or 6 of us that moved over here and joined Lush. She's been a super great friend. So Carmi, this is a big Happy Birthday WISH to you! I hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Carmi is the person that first told me about Lushstories.com. We were friends on another site. In fact Carmi is responsible for about 5 or 6 of us that moved over here and joined Lush. She's been a super great friend. So Carmi, this is a big Happy Birthday WISH to you! I hope you have a fantastic birthday!
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I wonder why women always hit on me in clubs and bars when I am with my wife. It is annoying to me and it really pisses my wife off. Just a couple of weeks ago some woman stuffed her phone number in my pants pocket while I am walking through the crowd with my wife. My wife saw her do it and confronted her on it. The girl tried to say she did not realize we were together. I don't see how in the hell she did not see that we were holding hands as we were walking by. I have discovered that women in bars/clubs are much more aggressive toward me now that I am married than back when I was single. What's up with that?
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Quote by sprite
Yeah, but dammit, Helen Mirren is HOT! seriously!
Helen Mirren is definitely still a very attractive lady. She has a certain sexiness that is hard to describe but she still has it. Someone ought to write a script for a movie about her having a hot torrid affair with a very young man. She could make that jump off the screen.
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My wife and I have twice gone to a professional massage clinic. It was wonderful. I did not get sexually aroused but could see that it would be easy to if the therapist was particularly sexy.
We both got massaged on our honeymoon at the hotel we were staying but it was by an older guy. So no danger of any arousal happening.
We both got massaged on our honeymoon at the hotel we were staying but it was by an older guy. So no danger of any arousal happening.
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A bunch of us drove way out into the country for some great Georgia barbecue. The kind of place with wood shavings for a floor and thick smoke from the BBQ cooker fills the air.)
I had pulled barbecue pork smothered heavily, just totally soaked, in very hot vinegar barbecue sauce (hot enough to make my head break out into a sweat), brunswick stew, sweet cole slaw, potato chips, dill pickles, white loaf bread and a few ice cold beers in a glass long neck bottles. And peach cobbler for dessert.
I had pulled barbecue pork smothered heavily, just totally soaked, in very hot vinegar barbecue sauce (hot enough to make my head break out into a sweat), brunswick stew, sweet cole slaw, potato chips, dill pickles, white loaf bread and a few ice cold beers in a glass long neck bottles. And peach cobbler for dessert.
