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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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All of my actual dares have usually involved motorcycle stunts or just crazy shit like pranks in high school. But I have had sex in the changing room at a mall department store and been at parties where everyone one of us got naked. I have played volleyball, corn hole, horse shoes and croquet all naked and naked twister. Also several of us have been naked on the beach. Once a few couples of us played MTV spring break type games on a boat on the lake that involved changing into each others bathing suits and wearing only whipped cream and dancing and such. Another time my girlfriend in college (now my wife) talked me into wearing her panties under my pants to class if she wore my boxers. I did and it was not a good trade off. I don't think her wearing my boxers was much of a sacrifice but her damned panties rode up my ass and felt weird the entire time. Once was enough.
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Its mainly that she has bought those expensive designer jeans for me and she is always asking me to wear them. I do appease her sometimes. But I have not abandoned my cargo pants and I still put a lot of things in the pockets even though she complains. And she really complains about my camouflage pants but I still wear them.
She has also bought several new polo style shirts for me, all are brand names. The ones I buy on my own are cheaper & almost never have a logo on them. The shirts she got me are fine, its just she cares a lot more about the logo on the shirt and I could care less.
I don't mind deferring to her on my business attire. She grew up in that world and knows a lot about moving up, etc. The suits she got me to get are very nice and I can tell they look a lot better and portray a much better image for business. She really hated those old corduroy blazers I had from Target and other discount stores.
She originally asked me to grow my hair out for our wedding. After I was going to cut it (I had been cutting my own hair with electric clippers.) But she kept bugging me to let it keep growing. The longer hair has has taken some getting used to, but she does love it and I am finding that all the ladies seem to. Women are always mentioning my hair and how they like it.
When it comes to fashion/appearance the only thing I have asked of her is to not cut her hair. She wanted to get a new style for herself that was a lot shorter and I asked her not to. I love it long like it is. It is more than half way down her back. It is very sexy to me. And she has kept it that way because I asked her.
My wife hasn't really tried to completely revamp my style but she'd be happy if I wore all those more expensive brand name clothes. I don't care about that.
LadyX, I bet he doesn't mind too much, sometimes its actually flattering when our lady picks out something for us that looks good on us.
And what is it with pink. She has bought me a few pink shirts in the past and does all these unfair tricks like blow in my ear and lick on me until I wear the damn thing. And when I do all the girls we know have to compliment the shirt and actually touch it.
Why do women love pink shirts on men?
And I really don't go in for that Tim Tebow look. I do however still have shirt that says, "TEABAG TEBOW!" It has a Georgia "G" logo with a Georgia Bulldog teabagging a florida gay-tor on the front and on the back in huge bold letters says TEABAG TEBOW. I bought that when I was a senior in 2007 when the Dawgs whipped the gay-tors and sacked Tebow several times, knocked him dizzy and limping off the field. (Not knocking him personally, he is a great football player.)
She has also bought several new polo style shirts for me, all are brand names. The ones I buy on my own are cheaper & almost never have a logo on them. The shirts she got me are fine, its just she cares a lot more about the logo on the shirt and I could care less.
I don't mind deferring to her on my business attire. She grew up in that world and knows a lot about moving up, etc. The suits she got me to get are very nice and I can tell they look a lot better and portray a much better image for business. She really hated those old corduroy blazers I had from Target and other discount stores.
She originally asked me to grow my hair out for our wedding. After I was going to cut it (I had been cutting my own hair with electric clippers.) But she kept bugging me to let it keep growing. The longer hair has has taken some getting used to, but she does love it and I am finding that all the ladies seem to. Women are always mentioning my hair and how they like it.
When it comes to fashion/appearance the only thing I have asked of her is to not cut her hair. She wanted to get a new style for herself that was a lot shorter and I asked her not to. I love it long like it is. It is more than half way down her back. It is very sexy to me. And she has kept it that way because I asked her.
My wife hasn't really tried to completely revamp my style but she'd be happy if I wore all those more expensive brand name clothes. I don't care about that.
LadyX, I bet he doesn't mind too much, sometimes its actually flattering when our lady picks out something for us that looks good on us.
And what is it with pink. She has bought me a few pink shirts in the past and does all these unfair tricks like blow in my ear and lick on me until I wear the damn thing. And when I do all the girls we know have to compliment the shirt and actually touch it.
Why do women love pink shirts on men?
And I really don't go in for that Tim Tebow look. I do however still have shirt that says, "TEABAG TEBOW!" It has a Georgia "G" logo with a Georgia Bulldog teabagging a florida gay-tor on the front and on the back in huge bold letters says TEABAG TEBOW. I bought that when I was a senior in 2007 when the Dawgs whipped the gay-tors and sacked Tebow several times, knocked him dizzy and limping off the field. (Not knocking him personally, he is a great football player.)
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That broke the rules for sure. For a guy to watch porn with another guy there is a minimum 4 guy requirement so that it is kind of like a bachelor party. You should sit spread out across the room, drink beer, make funny comments about what is happening in the porno and cheer. 2 guys together watching a porno together is definitely not acceptable in the straight guy world. You did the right thing in leaving quickly.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
No offense sir, but it sounds to me as if you might be slightly female-led.
Not that that's such a bad thing, in certain circumstances.
Does she now or has she ever in the past, attempted to dress you and herself in matching: sweaters, fleece pullover jackets, flannel logging shirts, or jogging wear...or do you own especially pretty/cute - embroidered pajamas? Do you regularly sport any warm, pink or white bunny motif house slippers?
These are also signs that yes...She is gently pushing you under her control.
If she has already morphed all the bathrooms in the household to overly feminine decor and has you sleeping on 600 count thread Egyptian cotton and will not allow you an enjoyable and masculine work bench area inside your two or three car garage - beware - She has cunning plans and she is slowly implementing them.
But again, as I mentioned previously...that may not be such a bad thing. Every situation is different. It may not be too late for you.
The below illustration signifies that all is lost.
The apartment is very frilly, she stole all of my flannel shirts to wear as her pajamas and I now how a pink bunny suit! (I already had bunny slippers before I moved in.) But I don't do the matching outfits.
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Would there be a market for a life size inflatable Chatty Buz Doll? Anatomically correct of course (and vibrator enhanced) with a pull string to activate the voice. Any suggestions for pick up lines I err... I mean it could say?
Also, you could tell Chatty Buz all your problems and he wouldn't offer to fix them for you.
Also, you could tell Chatty Buz all your problems and he wouldn't offer to fix them for you.
Its a Bull not a cow..honest!!!!
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Quote by sprite
it's totally degrading. in fact, all sex is. sex should be for making babies, not for pleasure. that's how god intended it. all you people are going to burn in... *bursts into giggles*
actually, my first impulse was to say 'if it WAS degrading, i'd be doing it more!' - being degraded is kind of a turn on too, if you're in the proper mood. ok, you tell me, is 9 am too early to be drinking?
yeah, i know, i need to take these questions more seriously. Hey, Nikki! seriously, if i was making porn, it would make most guys blush! want to make some porn with me? we'll have Doll direct! omg, it's gonna be scary! *giggles*
Sprite! What time should I come over for 'making-babies' practice?
PS. I like to blush!!!! I can see Dancing_Doll giving directions!!!
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Hey! How about when I catch you ladies checking out my pectorals? I kind of like that. A little reward for all those years of bench presses. But I know you ladies enjoy checking out tushies the most and without a rearview mirror on my cap it is hard to catch you at that.
PS. I try to be sneaky about looking at your breasts but you women have all that intuition and radar thing going on and you always let me know when I do with that "I just caught you" look.
PS. I try to be sneaky about looking at your breasts but you women have all that intuition and radar thing going on and you always let me know when I do with that "I just caught you" look.
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I read some of his work but did not agree with much of it. No problem though, it is good to read anything that provokes thought and reinforces your beliefs, especially from the other perspective. I have also read Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto and Adolph Hitler's Main Kempf and did not agree with their work/theories at all but it was an interesting read.
I also thought Hitchens was dead wrong on the 2003 invasion. That was a mistake and has proven to be a mistake over and over. There were no weapons of mass destruction, it was about controlling the oil fields and the massive cost of that war is one of many factors that contributed the economic recession.
I also thought Hitchens was dead wrong on the 2003 invasion. That was a mistake and has proven to be a mistake over and over. There were no weapons of mass destruction, it was about controlling the oil fields and the massive cost of that war is one of many factors that contributed the economic recession.
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My wife tries hard to pick out, buy, replace clothes for me. She has pushed me to let my hair grow long (actually on my shoulders now.). She does not like my cargo pants and Wrangler jeans, pushing me to wear these very expensive designer jeans she bought for me. I have to admit she did a great job an talking me into getting several tailor made suits for work. I would have never spent that kind of money without her urging or badgering. ha I really do like the suits. But for after work I prefer my cargo pants (with all the pockets she so hates.) My hair I would buz off real short if it were totally up to me but she has unfair persuasive tactics that only women can do.
So is this a chic thing to try and change your man's style or what?
So is this a chic thing to try and change your man's style or what?
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My high school girlfriend and I dated for 3 years and we experimenting sexually. We de-virginized each other totally. Anyhow, we were extremely clumsy at it all to begin with and gradually got better. When she gave me my first bj, her first to give, we were almost clinical in our discussion of what we were doing and ended up laughing hysterically. When it came time for me to cum she quickly covered my cock in a McDonald's paper bag to catch the cum. My idea.
My first time to lick her was a similar experience. It led to a lot of laughing, though the paper bag was not necessary. ha
We got better slowly, she learned to spit out the cum and even later to swallow (we read about that.) I learned to eat pussy as she was not shy about telling me what exactly to try and do.
*18 is the minimum age in forums. /Admin
My first time to lick her was a similar experience. It led to a lot of laughing, though the paper bag was not necessary. ha
We got better slowly, she learned to spit out the cum and even later to swallow (we read about that.) I learned to eat pussy as she was not shy about telling me what exactly to try and do.
*18 is the minimum age in forums. /Admin
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Some warnings!!!! (2 dingle dangle testicles accompany that thing)
If you girls had a penis for a day:
• unplanned, unexpected and unwelcome erections when you least want to have one.
• must wear something tight, a jock strap or tightie whitie jockey shorts to jog/run or those danglies will bounce and hurt bad — real bad.
• bump those testicles or get them thumped and you'll collapse and feel excruciating pain that takes your breath away for just a few minutes then it will quickly go away.
• many times it is difficult to quit peeing and afterward it may take several shakes to get the last few drops out. If you don't you will get some embarrassing wet spots after you zip up
• Zipping up!!!! Be very careful...get that pecker caught in your zipper and it would be the worst day of your life.
• If you sit down too quickly you can hurt yourself.
• The penis will change sizes. Yes it changes sizes and does so several times a day. The temperature or your activity can make it shrink a lot or stretch out and hang real low. Shrinkage is especially caused by being in the pool and jogging. After swimming, biking in jogging in a triathlon you might wonder where that thing went to. "Help it's gone!" It will come back!
• the first time you are getting naked with a new chick you will try and do a quick inspection to make sure you are not suffering any embarrassing shrinkage and if you are you will need to give it a few tugs until it grows back to an acceptable size.
• when the alarm clock wakes you in the morning you WILL have an erection and wonder why.
• have too much sex and the tube inside gets very sore and the penis gets dark along the underside and if you let a chick suck it way too long or hard it will get a big hickie, just turn purple and blue.
• have a really incredible hard orgasm and it feels as if something inside came loose and you'll want to do a thorough examination and visual check to make sure everything is still there.
That's about all I can think of right now. I am just 25 and too young to need blue pills and sit around outside with my honey in an old fashioned bath tub. (But when that day comes I'll do whatever is necessary.)
If you girls had a penis for a day:
• unplanned, unexpected and unwelcome erections when you least want to have one.
• must wear something tight, a jock strap or tightie whitie jockey shorts to jog/run or those danglies will bounce and hurt bad — real bad.
• bump those testicles or get them thumped and you'll collapse and feel excruciating pain that takes your breath away for just a few minutes then it will quickly go away.
• many times it is difficult to quit peeing and afterward it may take several shakes to get the last few drops out. If you don't you will get some embarrassing wet spots after you zip up
• Zipping up!!!! Be very careful...get that pecker caught in your zipper and it would be the worst day of your life.
• If you sit down too quickly you can hurt yourself.
• The penis will change sizes. Yes it changes sizes and does so several times a day. The temperature or your activity can make it shrink a lot or stretch out and hang real low. Shrinkage is especially caused by being in the pool and jogging. After swimming, biking in jogging in a triathlon you might wonder where that thing went to. "Help it's gone!" It will come back!
• the first time you are getting naked with a new chick you will try and do a quick inspection to make sure you are not suffering any embarrassing shrinkage and if you are you will need to give it a few tugs until it grows back to an acceptable size.
• when the alarm clock wakes you in the morning you WILL have an erection and wonder why.
• have too much sex and the tube inside gets very sore and the penis gets dark along the underside and if you let a chick suck it way too long or hard it will get a big hickie, just turn purple and blue.
• have a really incredible hard orgasm and it feels as if something inside came loose and you'll want to do a thorough examination and visual check to make sure everything is still there.
That's about all I can think of right now. I am just 25 and too young to need blue pills and sit around outside with my honey in an old fashioned bath tub. (But when that day comes I'll do whatever is necessary.)