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Buz
2 months ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Congratulations, and THANKS, Tamara! That's an awesome job. We surely appreciate you.
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Quote by noll
What's so unusual about his body proportions? Isn't that just what professional swimmers tend to look like?
Don't be a goober. If you have ever really seen him, you'd realize that his body proportions are even a little more extreme than most other swimmers. That combined with his extreme drive and dedication to his craft, made him the greatest swimmer ever.
And you even allude to a certain bodytype that professional tend to have. A body type that is advantagious in their craft.
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Quote by Bread8
If That's the biggest problem we face from global warming, we've got nothing to worry about. But most folks recognize that's half of nothing.
It's just a small result of global warming, but a big indicator of what is happening to the planet, which is going to be unimaginable.
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My dad is also a huge Allman Brothers Band fan. I guess because of his influence, l am also a huge fan of the old Allman Brothers fan.
My parents, when they were dating and still in college. became big fans of a band made up of four UGA students, and used to go hear them play at little bars in Athens, GA. That band later got a recording contract. That band was R.E.M.
My parents, when they were dating and still in college. became big fans of a band made up of four UGA students, and used to go hear them play at little bars in Athens, GA. That band later got a recording contract. That band was R.E.M.
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My apologies to Rumps for not making it into the bar much as of late. Life has been hard and busy this year. I know it's been tough on our barkeep, Rumpy.
I hope all y'all know what a cool dude Rumpy is. He and his bar have been a Lush icon for a longtime. Rumps is also an excellent author, as well as a great guy.
I would like everyone to raise a glass to our fantastic barkeep, Rumpy.
CHEERS!
I hope all y'all know what a cool dude Rumpy is. He and his bar have been a Lush icon for a longtime. Rumps is also an excellent author, as well as a great guy.
I would like everyone to raise a glass to our fantastic barkeep, Rumpy.
CHEERS!
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Quote by Verbal
Yep, I'm retired. CSU offered me early retirement and I took it (notice how I always slip in the phrase "early retirement," so my fragile male ego can point out I'm not of retirement age).
And yes, Suze, I think Ping might be in Lush jail for being harsh with people in the dreaded Think Tank. Ping, you Magnificent Bastard, you need to wear a rubber band on your wrist, and if you feel you are about to type something harsh, snap the rubber band.
Things're good here.
Two hours til beer thirty!
No, he wasn't in Lush jail. PNG'd left on his own accord.... again.
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My dear friend, Sprite, sent me long explicit instructions on how to be the best possible cunnilingist. I don't quite understand it all, especially why l should wear a propeller beanie and close up serenade the pussy by playing Little Deuce Coupe on the kazoo. And l sometimes feel like l'm gonna pass out while standing on my head and eating pussy. But the final results seem to work, except l've got thigh rubbed blisters on my ears. Thanks, Sprite!!!!
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Everything is back to normal and I exist again, much to the relief of Miss Pixel, who was wondering who would get her breakfast ready.
Thank you, everyone
Welcome back, Kistin, ... err, yes, to the official list. 100 stories and poems? Wow! Way to go. You're a really good Lushie.
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I know several.people who died from Covid 19. My grandmother never recovered correctly from anesthesia after heart surgery. Too many locally owned businesses, especially restaurants did not survive the Covid 19 economy.
But l'm optimistic about this year.
But l'm optimistic about this year.
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The true Homerun King, Hank Aaron, passed away in his sleep today. Mr. Aaron, who still holds baseball's runs batted in record, and as everyone knows, hit his 755 homeruns without performance enhancing drugs. Mr. Aaron is one of baseball's most iconic players. He was 86 years old.
After retirement, he stayed with the Atlanta Braves as Vice President of player development for decades, and also owned several Atlanta businesses, and even more importantly worked hard for enhancing civil rights. Aaron will always be a national and Atlanta icon. He'll be greatly missed.
After retirement, he stayed with the Atlanta Braves as Vice President of player development for decades, and also owned several Atlanta businesses, and even more importantly worked hard for enhancing civil rights. Aaron will always be a national and Atlanta icon. He'll be greatly missed.
