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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Hey! I wrote a story about this, "My Girlfriend Shoved A Vibrator Up My Ass!" My girlfriend, now my wife talked me into letting her put a little vibrator up my ass. And it felt great! WOW! She turned the vibe on while she had my cock in her mouth! WOW! Anyhow we still do this sometimes. I haven't ever let her put any other thing up there. Just that same little vibrator that is in the story. I don't have any interest in her wearing a strap-on and doing me though. I can see that other straight guy's might like it but I'm good like this for now.
Here is a shameless promo for my story, the link:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/my-girlfriend-shoved-a-vibrator-up-my.aspx
Here is a shameless promo for my story, the link:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/my-girlfriend-shoved-a-vibrator-up-my.aspx
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I like the pussy lips to be full, fat and a little dark. That screams "lick me, eat me and fuck me!"
I like for the pussy lips to tease me through sheer fabric of the panties. They should be fun and have playability! And get real wet, too!
Too small and tight looking with little lips says more of a "don't hurt me!"
That's just me.
I like for the pussy lips to tease me through sheer fabric of the panties. They should be fun and have playability! And get real wet, too!
Too small and tight looking with little lips says more of a "don't hurt me!"
That's just me.
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A bad blow job? Yes, if it turned out to be a tranny! Yikes! That would would be bad...very bad.
I always loved getting blow jobs, guess all my girlfriends were good at it. My wife!!! She makes me moan and moan and can make them last until I have to beg her ass to let me cum. She gets everything, balls, scrotum, every bit of the cock. Now I am thinking about it!!!!!!
I am signing off now...She is asleep on the sofa and I am going to wake her up for a blow job. Talk to y'all tomorrow!
I always loved getting blow jobs, guess all my girlfriends were good at it. My wife!!! She makes me moan and moan and can make them last until I have to beg her ass to let me cum. She gets everything, balls, scrotum, every bit of the cock. Now I am thinking about it!!!!!!
I am signing off now...She is asleep on the sofa and I am going to wake her up for a blow job. Talk to y'all tomorrow!
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ASS! Ass with a great 'keyhole' view...you know where the inner thighs don't touch leaving a nice old fashioned keyhole shape in the middle!!!
She can be flatter than a fried egg hanging on the wall if she's got a great ass. (I got that term from my granddad of all people and I've always wondered why in the hell someone would hang a fried egg on the wall.)
She can be flatter than a fried egg hanging on the wall if she's got a great ass. (I got that term from my granddad of all people and I've always wondered why in the hell someone would hang a fried egg on the wall.)
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I like to see a little creative trim job, landing strip or something. Completely shaved does look a little too prepubescent. I myself have been waxed since the wedding day. Before that I did use a body trimmer keeping chest hair, etc. very short and thinned out while still being soft & not shaved stiff & prickly. May go back to that soon.
I am definitely not into that thick hairy bush stuff. That looks like you need to put on a pith helmet, khaki safari clothes and take a machete to it!
I am definitely not into that thick hairy bush stuff. That looks like you need to put on a pith helmet, khaki safari clothes and take a machete to it!
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Of course I'd give it back to the owner if I knew who it was. If not, if I were low on cash I might use it to do whatever I needed to do. Otherwise drop it in a donation box for the needy or pay a kid to throw rocks at cars that have Florida Gator, Auburn Tiger or Georgia Tech tags. (Okay I really wouldn't do that but part of me wishes I would.)
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So really? I should quit hassling her about watching reality TV?
I can do that. Even though I HATE reality TV, I can quit hassling her about that. I can always go in my study and play on the Lush Forum while she watches that stuff.
I think we are cool on all the other items on the list.
She had already decorated the apartment very girlie before I moved in and we got married, But Hey! She not only let me, but she asked me to put some animal heads on the wall in the den. We call it the Safari Room. But I really think she should quit teasing me about the stuffed Bobcat that is sitting on the mantle. I hated to, but had to shoot it to save a very expensive dog. Then I hated to waste the Bobcat so I had it stuffed and it fits perfectly on the rather large mantle. My wife derives great pleasure in telling all of our friends that I shot the neighbor's cat. She thinks it is so funny. Our friends do too! Damn. A Bobcat does not look like the neighbor's cat unless that thing has been on massive amounts of steroids!
Skidmarks? Damn..that's gross!
I can do that. Even though I HATE reality TV, I can quit hassling her about that. I can always go in my study and play on the Lush Forum while she watches that stuff.
I think we are cool on all the other items on the list.
She had already decorated the apartment very girlie before I moved in and we got married, But Hey! She not only let me, but she asked me to put some animal heads on the wall in the den. We call it the Safari Room. But I really think she should quit teasing me about the stuffed Bobcat that is sitting on the mantle. I hated to, but had to shoot it to save a very expensive dog. Then I hated to waste the Bobcat so I had it stuffed and it fits perfectly on the rather large mantle. My wife derives great pleasure in telling all of our friends that I shot the neighbor's cat. She thinks it is so funny. Our friends do too! Damn. A Bobcat does not look like the neighbor's cat unless that thing has been on massive amounts of steroids!
Skidmarks? Damn..that's gross!
