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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Three things I could do without:
1. Human leeches (that don't work & live off other people's tax money!)
2. Racism/Bigotry
3. Instant Replay
3 movies I want you to see:
1. Fight Club
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and to Love the Bomb
3 things to fulfill a day.
1. Make & meet a goal.
2. Have sex with my wife.
3. Kick back with an ice cold long neck Bud Light!
3 people who changed my life:
1. My granddad
2. My father-in-law
3. My dad
1. Human leeches (that don't work & live off other people's tax money!)
2. Racism/Bigotry
3. Instant Replay
3 movies I want you to see:
1. Fight Club
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and to Love the Bomb
3 things to fulfill a day.
1. Make & meet a goal.
2. Have sex with my wife.
3. Kick back with an ice cold long neck Bud Light!
3 people who changed my life:
1. My granddad
2. My father-in-law
3. My dad
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my day job business-to-business sales.
wearing a suit is really a disguise. underneath i wear tights with the underwear in the outside and a cape and fly around rescuing little old ladies in distress and cats out of trees and use my x-ray vision to check out hotties in short skirts!
wearing a suit is really a disguise. underneath i wear tights with the underwear in the outside and a cape and fly around rescuing little old ladies in distress and cats out of trees and use my x-ray vision to check out hotties in short skirts!
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Buz
What 5 tastes do you savor the most?
Pussy before I've fucked it.
Pussy while I'm fucking it.
Pussy after I've fucked it.
Pussy in the morning after six or seven fuckings the night before.
Alright, the jig is up. Pussy anytime.
I'm sort of transparent sometimes.
Alright Dude!!!
How many different recipes are going to be in your Cookbook? You've already got the perfect name for it, "Pussy Anytime."
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Quote by EspressoQuote by BuzOh just keep bragging Buzzy! LOL.
I live in a fantastic apartment with a huge multilevel balcony that overlooks the swimming pool. I even have a HDTV set in a cabinet out on the balcony with a bar. (My father-in-law owns the building.) It is in a great neighborhood in one of the best spots in the city. We can ride bikes and jog the neighborhood, there is a gym downstairs and the two basement levels are inside parking. It has been too hot lately, but on nice evenings I grill out on the balcony, kick back with a cold beer, light up a big stogie and watch the Braves on TV.
I live in my childhood home actually. It's 3 bedroom - 2 bath home. When I left this town I never said expected to be returning to it. But anyways, When my father passed away, I moved back in with my family to take care of his affairs and to get my bearings - be near family, etc.
The neighborhood has gone down hill since I was a kid...but I adore having a back and frontyard, trees, flowers, the makings of a garden if I can figure out what I'm doing, and NO crazy neighbors to complaining about noise when my daughter runs across the floor! And it's nice to not being paying for a parking space!!! I count my blessings every day.
Sorry Espresso! I apologize for getting carried away. I guess you should have seen my previous apt. in an old building. I was 1 of the only 2 straight guys in that apt. building. (the gay guys were funny & harmless and actually good neighbors) I had to chain my cheap charcoal grill to the railing in back to keep it from being stolen, I parked my motorcycle inside the apt. next to my couch and had to hang my cayak from the ceiling. And my car was broken in to three times. So I'm quite excited about the new place now!
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Wow! This is a really tough decision...I mean it is really close between so many.
I am going to say doggie (dogstyle) cause I like to pull her hair and swat her ass and I get really turned on watching her get real sweaty with that lower back tattoo, and with a mirror at the head of the bed I can still watch all of her erotic facial expressions!
(I really like to get ridden too, put me on the bottom and let her cowgirl me while I squeeze those expensive breasts and finger her clit and I like watching that dangling belly button ring swing and dance and the sweat run down her breasts...maybe that's a close second!)
I am going to say doggie (dogstyle) cause I like to pull her hair and swat her ass and I get really turned on watching her get real sweaty with that lower back tattoo, and with a mirror at the head of the bed I can still watch all of her erotic facial expressions!
(I really like to get ridden too, put me on the bottom and let her cowgirl me while I squeeze those expensive breasts and finger her clit and I like watching that dangling belly button ring swing and dance and the sweat run down her breasts...maybe that's a close second!)
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I live in a fantastic apartment with a huge multilevel balcony that overlooks the swimming pool. I even have a HDTV set in a cabinet out on the balcony with a bar. (My father-in-law owns the building.) It is in a great neighborhood in one of the best spots in the city. We can ride bikes and jog the neighborhood, there is a gym downstairs and the two basement levels are inside parking. It has been too hot lately, but on nice evenings I grill out on the balcony, kick back with a cold beer, light up a big stogie and watch the Braves on TV.
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A lot of lipstick lesbians are probably really bi and they don't mind sneaking over to the other side every now and then for some variety change of pace. Maybe the guy is flirting cause she just checked him out and he saw her. Some lesbian couples will not get a flirt no matter what, some will. Why do so many lesbians flirt with guys? It happens, actually a lot!
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Many people theorize that Warren Harding's wife poisoned him while he was in the White House. Supposedly he was fucking 3 women on the housekeeping staff or something. LBJ bragged that he had more conquests than JFK. From the looks of him I don't know how. HA
I feel sorry for what happened to Bill Clinton. He was and still is a good guy! Maybe if he had scored some gorgeous babe his approval ratings would have gone up!!!
I feel sorry for what happened to Bill Clinton. He was and still is a good guy! Maybe if he had scored some gorgeous babe his approval ratings would have gone up!!!
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You are just going to have to throw yourself out there. Get the courage up and start asking some women out. Even if it is just a friend at work for coffee or an after work drink. Until you start taking chances nothing will happen. And be realistic. If your looks aren't great don't ask out a goddess! But until you get off you ass and start some moves nothing will happen. So what if you get shot down. Ask someone else. You can't tearn without making mistakes, without some pain. It's called 'growing pain.'
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You are just going to have to throw yourself out there. Get the courage up and start asking some women out. Even if it is just a friend at work for coffee or an after work drink. Until you start taking chances nothing will happen. And be realistic. If your looks aren't great don't ask out a goddess! But until you get off you ass and start some moves nothing will happen. So what if you get shot down. Ask someone else. You can't tearn without making mistakes, without some pain. It's called 'growing pain.'
