Ouch! That is very weird. I enjoyed reading all of the interesting comments but I think I'd prefer my sex to not involve any insects whatsoever.
Is it okay for a guy post about a bad date here?
I meant to type 'are' not 'or'...it was a late night and I am gulping down coffee. Somebody slap me and wake me up!
Personally I like my wife to swallow and I love to decorate her face, she loves it even more than me. I am a born again Christian. So what, I have a lot of sins to be repentant for. But a chick swallowing, no problem. Most Christian protestant women or using birth control of some sort...swallowing, it's cheaper then the pill isn't it?
Those bad boys dangling down there are way to precious to put a razor near!!!! Wax or electric shaver!!!! Or maybe I should just go back to being a hairy Viking!
It Only Hurts When I Cry - Dwight Yoakum
What really happened is,,,,they went to Hap's to play strip poker.
Dude was down to just a sock, but then,,,,,,
he realized if he lost that sock everyone would see that big corn on his toe...
Sean Connery for sure!
Daniel Craig is next best.
I don't know if it is a full fledged fetish but damn do I love those thigh stockings that come up nearly to the crotch. Crotchless panties are hot too!
The word 'yes' changed my life.
Global warming is a natural occurring thing and it has been warming up since the last ice age and will warm up until the next one.
Be warned every morning from about 7:45 am - 8:30 am Eastern Standard Time, Lush develops some serious problems. It may be overloaded. I don't know but it freezes up and kicks me off. I have to wait until after 8:30 am and log in again. I hate it because that is my best time to get on and catch up.
My now wife and I have watched porn vids and re-enacted the scenes/positions several times and even made our (just for us) homemade porn vids. Every now and then we get paranoid and either record over them or destroy them. ha
I had a FWB phase while in college. That sure was a great phase!
Studies at Harvard have linked penis size to intelligence. Their studies found that on average larger penises accompanied low IQs while small penised men were more intelligent.
Maybe Harvard is just mad that they don't have a good football team.
Studies at Harvard have linked penis size to intelligence. Their studies found that on average larger penises accompanied low IQs while small penised men were more intelligent.
Maybe Harvard is just mad that they don't have a good football team.
It would be hell to be the child of a pornstar. Children are cruel enough to each other, all the teasing and picking on one another. The child who stands out, is too shy or lacks confidence, etc. So you can imagine what would happen to children of pornstars.
I guess once they hit their rebellious stage they might threaten to run off to become a nun, priest, minister, missionary, monk or something. ha
I had a catheter inserted in my penis hole at the hospital a few years back when my appendix ruptured. I did not enjoy the catheter at all. I also didn't enjoy the fact that the hospital left me for hours sitting in the waiting room at the ER until my damned appendix ruptured. What should have been a 2 day hospital stay turned into nearly 2 weeks.
JillinJulie said, "I quick hard slap works too. Then I ran away."
Julie, was that after you had a good look? haha
My wife has a large collection of dildos, vibrators, anal beads. I have let her put very small vibe up my ass. In fact I wrote a story about that. Sometimes we do DP on her with toys, my cock in either her pussy or ass and a dildo/vine in the other. She seems to enjoy that a lot!
I am from the northern part of The Peach State. (Georgia, USA) I now reside in Atlanta, GA, USA.
In the car while driving. Once we passed a policeman parked on the roadside. My girlfriend's head was in my lap giving me a bj while my buddy was in the back seat getting a bj from his girlfriend. I guess the cop just saw 2 guys, one driving and one in the backseat. He did give us a serious stare down as we drove by.
I've done both. Orgy is better.
You'll have to break him in slow. Once he discovers exactly what you can take without being hurt and just what level you really love then he'll be fine and comfortable with it. I agree he doesn't want to hurt you. You ladies usually do feel fragile to us.
You'll have to break him in slow. Once he discovers exactly what you can take without being hurt and just what level you really love then he'll be fine and comfortable with it. I agree he doesn't want to hurt you. You ladies usually do feel fragile to us.
You'll have to break him in slow. Once he discovers exactly what you can take without being hurt and just what level you really love then he'll be fine and comfortable with it. I agree he doesn't want to hurt you. You ladies usually do feel fragile to us.