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Buz
15 hours ago
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Straight Male, 39
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The Linebacker
Dominate, l'm a big meanie! Grrrrrr!
Well, maybe I'm kind of a nice and polite big meanie.
Hmmm... well l wouldn't let anyone tie me up or handcuff me or anything, and I'd really want to run around liberating people. So, maybe l'm not meant for BDSM. So, how about giving out big hugs? I like doing that.
Well, maybe I'm kind of a nice and polite big meanie.
Hmmm... well l wouldn't let anyone tie me up or handcuff me or anything, and I'd really want to run around liberating people. So, maybe l'm not meant for BDSM. So, how about giving out big hugs? I like doing that.
The Linebacker
If you have a yard, get out in the yard, toss balls, play fetch with the dog, play croquet. Shoot hoops if you have a goal. Stay active. Start doing sit ups and push ups. Catch up on home projects. Order some flower seeds and plant a flower garden. Deep clean your house.
...and throw lawn darts at the cranky neighbor. (Not really, unless you want to spend quarantine in the county jail.)
...and throw lawn darts at the cranky neighbor. (Not really, unless you want to spend quarantine in the county jail.)
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
*shakes head* god, you guys must really be bored. ok, weeks over. knock it off already. lol
Not yet. We're busy placing huge Sprite pictures in public places, like those old Mao Zedung pictures in China.
We're gonna have an enormous Sprite portrait hanging from the Washington Monument, Big Ben in London, from the Eiffel Tower. Having your head added to Mount Rushmore, and working on a light that beams up into the sky like Batman, and having your face put onto the Las Vegas Statue of Liberty... maybe make that topless too. Would you like DDs or DDDs? And of course, blinking light nipples!
The Linebacker
Quote by Green_Man
Keep preaching the truth, Sprite girl.
Lorenzo, you do know Sprite... ahem.. Spritecus has been around for many generations, like a few thousand years. I've known her since before the Roman Empire. In fact, she posed for Delacroix paintings. So you were actually on to something.
Plus this captures Sprite's spirit.
I give you Sprite Leading the People.
The Linebacker
Well, being stuck in the house or yard, I suggest having a lot of extra fun with your spouse /mate. I'm gonna dress like Spartacus today and chase my wife around the house. 
She has worn some exciting outfits for me this past week. I very much enjoyed the 'school girl' outfit!!! Yes!
Tomorrow I may dress like Pres. Bill Clinton and have her wear a blue Monica Lewinsky dress. Did I mention cigars? Naaah. Well, hmm...
She did pull a kazoo playing prank on me while I was in my study on a conference call for work. She ended up laughing so hard, she collapsed laughing to the floor in the doorway.
My wife also talked me into wearing en entire baseball catcher's outfit, just to throw ball in the yard. Swore she was gonna 'bring the heat'. ha But I do have the catcher's mitt, chest protector, shin guards and mask, and cup. So I wore it all just to make her happy. I do treat her like a queen if I say so myself.
So far it's been hot black coffee this a.m. I do think it's time for Bloody Marys!!! Rumpy, how about a round of Bloody Marys for all in Rump's Bar & Grill?
I hope you all are well and safe. And a big round of hugs to all! Cheers!
And Sprite... get out in the yard. Sprint from one end to the other a few times. That'll make you feel better.
She has worn some exciting outfits for me this past week. I very much enjoyed the 'school girl' outfit!!! Yes!
Tomorrow I may dress like Pres. Bill Clinton and have her wear a blue Monica Lewinsky dress. Did I mention cigars? Naaah. Well, hmm...
She did pull a kazoo playing prank on me while I was in my study on a conference call for work. She ended up laughing so hard, she collapsed laughing to the floor in the doorway.
My wife also talked me into wearing en entire baseball catcher's outfit, just to throw ball in the yard. Swore she was gonna 'bring the heat'. ha But I do have the catcher's mitt, chest protector, shin guards and mask, and cup. So I wore it all just to make her happy. I do treat her like a queen if I say so myself.
So far it's been hot black coffee this a.m. I do think it's time for Bloody Marys!!! Rumpy, how about a round of Bloody Marys for all in Rump's Bar & Grill?
I hope you all are well and safe. And a big round of hugs to all! Cheers!
And Sprite... get out in the yard. Sprint from one end to the other a few times. That'll make you feel better.
The Linebacker
Rumpy's is a safe house at this time. So, barkeep, please set me up with a couple of ice cold Dos Equis and Jaregermeister chasers.
I hope all Rumpilators are doing well, healthy, and staying safe.
My wife and l did get out in the yard to throw baseball. Later, l taught her how to punt a football and kick it off a T. And played a few games of HORSE with the basketball.
Y'all take care.
I hope all Rumpilators are doing well, healthy, and staying safe.
My wife and l did get out in the yard to throw baseball. Later, l taught her how to punt a football and kick it off a T. And played a few games of HORSE with the basketball.
Y'all take care.
The Linebacker
Quote by Beffer
My company and its employees are classified essential personnel, so I'm still working, but the recent flooding in Licking County left me homeless as of last Friday. I'm camping out in one of my vacant rentals without furniture, internet, or cable while my house is being gutted and rebuilt after flood damage. When I'm not at work, there's nothing much to do but have sex and write stories, which is why you'll probably be seeing more stories from me in the near future. ...oh joy! lol
Damn! Beff, l am just sick to hear about flooding destroying your home. So sorry to hear that. Big Hugs!
But your stories will be great for us Lush readers!
The Linebacker
My wife are hunkering down away from people, though we did a nice motorcycle excursion yesterday. Still, no contact with people. We're staying away from friends and family until it's deemed safe. We finished off a large pot of coffee and ate starting on Bloody Marys.
Y'all be safe!
Y'all be safe!
The Linebacker
Getting creative here... I'm sporting an American flag man trim, and bottom of balls goatee. Which means I have total domination, baby! I fuck with superpower!
In the future I have planned...
The Japanese Rising Sun battle flag. (That'll make me fuck like a Samarai.)
A Roman Centurion. (I'll fuck with aggression and power.)
A Canadian Maple Leaf. (I'll 'Mountie' all the women I come across.)
The British Union Jack. (The sun will never set on my cock and balls.)
A Pirate Flag - Skull & Crossbones. (Aaaaargh.. I'll plunder ye snatch 'n bugger ye lassie arse.)
An Energizer Bunny. (I'll go and go and go...)
A Superman logo. (I'm harder than steel.)
PS. I'll entertain suggestions. Thank you!
In the future I have planned...
The Japanese Rising Sun battle flag. (That'll make me fuck like a Samarai.)
A Roman Centurion. (I'll fuck with aggression and power.)
A Canadian Maple Leaf. (I'll 'Mountie' all the women I come across.)
The British Union Jack. (The sun will never set on my cock and balls.)
A Pirate Flag - Skull & Crossbones. (Aaaaargh.. I'll plunder ye snatch 'n bugger ye lassie arse.)
An Energizer Bunny. (I'll go and go and go...)
A Superman logo. (I'm harder than steel.)
PS. I'll entertain suggestions. Thank you!
The Linebacker
Outstanding Competition! Congratulations to Tams_back_yay for First Place in one of the toughest and best comps ever. That's quite an accomplishment! There were so many stories capable of winning a story competition this time around that it blew me away.
There are many RR worthy stories that didn't make the Top 10, and this is one really Outstanding Top 10 list.
So super congratulations to tams_back-yay at First Place, Vanessa26 at Second (and Vanessa's writing is rocketing upward.), and Voltemand (a really talented newcomer here.)
And the rest of y'all rounding out the Top 10:
Saucymh
ChrisM
Milik_the_Red
AylaJ
CuriousAnnie
Kimmibegood
by Ping
Absolutely outstanding stories!
There are many RR worthy stories that didn't make the Top 10, and this is one really Outstanding Top 10 list.
So super congratulations to tams_back-yay at First Place, Vanessa26 at Second (and Vanessa's writing is rocketing upward.), and Voltemand (a really talented newcomer here.)
And the rest of y'all rounding out the Top 10:
Saucymh
ChrisM
Milik_the_Red
AylaJ
CuriousAnnie
Kimmibegood
by Ping
Absolutely outstanding stories!
The Linebacker
Happy Birthday to Rumpy the Barkeep, aka Bill. I hope you have an awesome day!
******
And It's Super Sprite Appreciation Week!
Check out this link...
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3587310_Super-Sprite-Appreciation-Week.aspx
Sprite is no doubt, one of the most loved and respected Lush members ever, and a longtime, hardworking senior mod. Plus one of Lushstories best authors.
Give Sprite some love and read her stories and poems.
Sprite is Awesome!
******
And It's Super Sprite Appreciation Week!
Check out this link...
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3587310_Super-Sprite-Appreciation-Week.aspx
Sprite is no doubt, one of the most loved and respected Lush members ever, and a longtime, hardworking senior mod. Plus one of Lushstories best authors.
Give Sprite some love and read her stories and poems.
Sprite is Awesome!
The Linebacker
SPRITECUS!
One of the mostest awesomest writers and amazing people on Lustories.com
Sprite, besides being super cool, is super hot! Her stories and poems are superior because she is such an outstanding writer. She's a super friend, and one of the best mod team members ever, maybe THE best. She rides motorcycles, surfs, plays basketball, and speaks cat... and she is a wonderful person.
I am so happy it's Super Sprite Appreciation Week!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/would-you-like-ketchup-with-that.aspx
...and check out all of her stories. You'll be damned glad you did.
One of the mostest awesomest writers and amazing people on Lustories.com
Sprite, besides being super cool, is super hot! Her stories and poems are superior because she is such an outstanding writer. She's a super friend, and one of the best mod team members ever, maybe THE best. She rides motorcycles, surfs, plays basketball, and speaks cat... and she is a wonderful person.
I am so happy it's Super Sprite Appreciation Week!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/would-you-like-ketchup-with-that.aspx
...and check out all of her stories. You'll be damned glad you did.
The Linebacker
I was so looking forward to watching the two highest ranked teams in college baseball play a series this weekend. My Georgia Bulldogs at #2 vs huge rival Florida Gators at #1. But now the games are canceled. But, hopefully college baseball will resume in just a few weeks.
And major league baseball too, because I have access to Atlanta Braves season tickets.
Traffic isn't as bad. We only have a minimal staff at the office, with about two-thirds able to temporarily work from home. It was hard to find some toilet paper during our grocery store shopping and had to buy some overpriced cheap brand. Why the hell do idiots think they have to buy a year supply of toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
With the stock market drop, my on paper net worth has declined. My sideline business, though, is actually doing exceptional. During this crisis vending machines are proving to be very popular.
And major league baseball too, because I have access to Atlanta Braves season tickets.
Traffic isn't as bad. We only have a minimal staff at the office, with about two-thirds able to temporarily work from home. It was hard to find some toilet paper during our grocery store shopping and had to buy some overpriced cheap brand. Why the hell do idiots think they have to buy a year supply of toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
With the stock market drop, my on paper net worth has declined. My sideline business, though, is actually doing exceptional. During this crisis vending machines are proving to be very popular.
The Linebacker
I've not read nor heard that the Coronavirus is a disease that makes you shit and shit and shit, so why in the hell, are all these overreacting idiots buying years supplies of toilet paper when they go to the store? My wife and I went for our bi-weekly grocery store shopping. We had toilet paper on the list, the usual amount, but there was no toilet paper in the store at all.
I was so pissed off, I stood there and started to sing that old college dorm song, "Stranded Without a Roll". That is until my wife begged me to stop.
All the schools, colleges, and universities have been closed around here for the next few weeks, and having their classes online instead. So far, daycares are still open. If those close, then businesses of all kinds will have to close because so many employees will have to stay home with small kids.
The economic impact is monumental. There will be an economic recession from this, so just be prepared. Fortunately, the stock market will bounce back most of the way, and probably all the way, after the recession runs its course. So your 401k's will most likely recover. But meantime job growth will stop and there may be job loss. Small and large businesses will hurt and some will go under.
All due to the coronavirus and the enormous reaction to it. The economic impact will actually outweigh the medical impact.
So, y'all have a great weekend. I'd sure love an ice cold Dos Equis right now. I think I will.
I was so pissed off, I stood there and started to sing that old college dorm song, "Stranded Without a Roll". That is until my wife begged me to stop.
All the schools, colleges, and universities have been closed around here for the next few weeks, and having their classes online instead. So far, daycares are still open. If those close, then businesses of all kinds will have to close because so many employees will have to stay home with small kids.
The economic impact is monumental. There will be an economic recession from this, so just be prepared. Fortunately, the stock market will bounce back most of the way, and probably all the way, after the recession runs its course. So your 401k's will most likely recover. But meantime job growth will stop and there may be job loss. Small and large businesses will hurt and some will go under.
All due to the coronavirus and the enormous reaction to it. The economic impact will actually outweigh the medical impact.
So, y'all have a great weekend. I'd sure love an ice cold Dos Equis right now. I think I will.