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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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The Linebacker
I've been working too much, staying too late at the office and bringing work home with me.
Hope all of my friends here in Rumpy's are doing great. Sorry l hadn't been in much lately. Hope you are well out in the desert Rumpy. Do you ever miss the land of bayou's and fresh crawfish?
May l have a Jack and Coke on ice, please. And another, as well as an ice cold Dos Equis.
Cheers y'all!
Hope all of my friends here in Rumpy's are doing great. Sorry l hadn't been in much lately. Hope you are well out in the desert Rumpy. Do you ever miss the land of bayou's and fresh crawfish?
May l have a Jack and Coke on ice, please. And another, as well as an ice cold Dos Equis.
Cheers y'all!
The Linebacker
Other than homeless people l meet at the shelter/feeding ministry l volunteer at, l really don't meet people with poor hygeine. That would be a turn off to know or meet aomeone who has the opportunity to have good hygeine and not do it.
Mainly, it's an immediate turn off to meet someone with a strong narcissistic ego.
Anyone who thinks they are better than other people.
Closed minded, uncompromising people. Anyone thinking they are morally superior.
Mainly, it's an immediate turn off to meet someone with a strong narcissistic ego.
Anyone who thinks they are better than other people.
Closed minded, uncompromising people. Anyone thinking they are morally superior.
The Linebacker
Whoa, do l love BBQ!!!
I always buy sauce from some of my favorite local BBQ restaurants, or will drive way out in the country to great BBQ places. I avoid the chains.
My favorite styles, but these are all ultra close, as l love all four.
1. North Carolina style vinegar BBQ sauce - HOT
2. Memphis style, tomato based red
3. Kansas City style dark thick
4. Texas dark style red
I don't like the Alabama white sauce either. In Georgia, mostly North Carolina style and Memphis style are available. Accompanying Brunswick stew is more often outstanding here.
I always buy sauce from some of my favorite local BBQ restaurants, or will drive way out in the country to great BBQ places. I avoid the chains.
My favorite styles, but these are all ultra close, as l love all four.
1. North Carolina style vinegar BBQ sauce - HOT
2. Memphis style, tomato based red
3. Kansas City style dark thick
4. Texas dark style red
I don't like the Alabama white sauce either. In Georgia, mostly North Carolina style and Memphis style are available. Accompanying Brunswick stew is more often outstanding here.
The Linebacker
Most readers who comment on stories are active members and generally open minded. We do get the occasional up tight, closed-minded douchebag who will leave negative and rude comments on stories involving genres, fetishes, sexual orientation, etc. that the reader is opposed to. So, fuck those trolls!
Probably most story views come from non-members just reading some sex stories. We really get a lot of views here on Lush. The first erotic story site l was a member of didn't garner near as many views as Lushstories.
There are a helluva lot of great, high quality stories to read here.
Probably most story views come from non-members just reading some sex stories. We really get a lot of views here on Lush. The first erotic story site l was a member of didn't garner near as many views as Lushstories.
There are a helluva lot of great, high quality stories to read here.
The Linebacker
Quote by DamonX
I still have magazine prescriptions(national Geographic) , but this is a dying industry.
I also still subscribe to National Geographic. I have always loved National Geographic. It is educational and entertaining as hell. A former Editor & CEO of National Geographic is an alumni of my high school and once the QB of the football team, my team, just a few decades before me.
I used to subscribe to Esquire, but grew tired of it. There was a lot of tips on how to care for your suits and dress shirts and good ways to pack them for business trips.
I sometimes subscribe to Sports Illustrated. I think I signed up to get it through football season.
I occasionally pick up Men's Health at the newsstand or The Smithsonian Magazine, sometimes various History type magazines, and I occasionally grab a Newsweek. There is just so much online now, but reading something, print on paper is more relaxing and easier on the eyes.
As a kid, I would tack the funniest Mad Magazine centerfolds on my wall. Interestingly, my dad told me he subscribed to Mad as a kid.
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
*tazzes you cause... like i need a reason?*
You just wanna be tazed on the heinie by really tall men wearing only banana hammocks and cowboy hats.
*****
Jack and Coke on the rocks, please. Y'all need to blow it out wild this weekend. If nobody calls the cops, it ain't a good party!
ccasi
The Linebacker
Very concerned for New Orleans and the surrounding area. With the Mississippi River currently at flood stage, a tropical storm from the Gulf of Mexico is rolling in. This is potentially an epic disaster. I sure hope not.
So, l'll take an ice cold Dos Equis.
Cheers, y'all!
So, l'll take an ice cold Dos Equis.
Cheers, y'all!
The Linebacker
My wife and I broke the bed once. It collapsed underneath us.
I've been in a couple of 'Popeye's' where the woman (once my wife, a gf the other time) caught a glob of cum in the eye, finishing off a blow job. I said I was cumming but in both situations they moved their head their head right into the squirt. Evidently, cum burns once it is in the eye. Both times they ran to the bathroom to wash their eyes out with water.
Another time, when my wife was my gf, we were parked in an alley in Atlanta fucking in a BMW Z4, her in my lap, when a homeless guy walked up and peeked in and said something. She screamed! I yelled at him. He ran off. Then we laughed.
We were fucking in a convertible during the aftrenoon on an Appalachian mountain dirt road when we discovered some college age girls watching us from above where the road curved around. That wasn't long ago.
I once, during sex, I wrote on my wife with what I thought was a water soluble marker. I grabbed the wrong one. Oops!
I've been in a couple of 'Popeye's' where the woman (once my wife, a gf the other time) caught a glob of cum in the eye, finishing off a blow job. I said I was cumming but in both situations they moved their head their head right into the squirt. Evidently, cum burns once it is in the eye. Both times they ran to the bathroom to wash their eyes out with water.
Another time, when my wife was my gf, we were parked in an alley in Atlanta fucking in a BMW Z4, her in my lap, when a homeless guy walked up and peeked in and said something. She screamed! I yelled at him. He ran off. Then we laughed.
We were fucking in a convertible during the aftrenoon on an Appalachian mountain dirt road when we discovered some college age girls watching us from above where the road curved around. That wasn't long ago.
I once, during sex, I wrote on my wife with what I thought was a water soluble marker. I grabbed the wrong one. Oops!
The Linebacker
I have three friends who got circumcized as adults. All seem to be very glad they did. In fact, one had been circumcised as a kid and his foreskin actually had grown back. So in his early-30s, he got re-circumsized. He did say it was really painful for a few days but he is really glad he did it.
