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not my fav, honestly. it's like using a chain saw to slice cheese, imo. lol
I have a Poulan chain saw.
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Are y'all watching the NCAA Final Four? The Virginia-Auburn game was awesome, and the Texas Tech-Michigan State game is great. The Techsters are smoking right now. So, wonder if MSU will heat up in a bit.
Rumpy set a rounf of drinks on me. I'm having Jack and Coke. A bunch of friends are over watching the game with my wife and l.
Y'all have a great evening. Cheers!
Rumpy set a rounf of drinks on me. I'm having Jack and Coke. A bunch of friends are over watching the game with my wife and l.
Y'all have a great evening. Cheers!
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I have lost so many pm's before l could get them sent that it's seriously frustrating. It is especially bad when viewing Lushstories on a phone or tablet.
Is there anyway we could get a save feature for private messaging much like most email programs have. That way if sending a long pm, we could save what we have if we don't get to finish or something interrupts, etc.
I have seen suggestions here but none are usable on a phone or tablet and not so great on a desktop either.
A pm save feature would be a highly usable enhancement.
Is there anyway we could get a save feature for private messaging much like most email programs have. That way if sending a long pm, we could save what we have if we don't get to finish or something interrupts, etc.
I have seen suggestions here but none are usable on a phone or tablet and not so great on a desktop either.
A pm save feature would be a highly usable enhancement.
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Live life for the gusto, be funny, laugh, love, be nice to everyone, and accept people for who and what they are, protect those who cannot protect themselves, treating all people as good as possible, unless they are mean, vicious, violent, bigoted assholes, and in that case, whip their ass and be the one who can do it.
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I am expecting a bunch over my house to watch the Final Four. I do not know who to pull for. There is a hated rival to my own alma mater in that four.
More black hot coffee, please. And how about an ice cold Bloody Mary, make that two, please.
I am tired. I've been working long hard hours and when not, playing as hard as I can.
I've noticed the drama of the new story competition. Quite entertaining, and yet, I haven't read any comp stories. I guess this week, I'll jump on that. Should I offer myself up for bribes? If so, what bribes should I prefer?
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I might add that I have a story that has just passed 90,000 views. Though I do have 6 Legendary Stories, this would be the first of my Editors Pick awarded stories to reach 100,000 views. I know just y'all clicking on it to read it won't get there, but if y'all told friends about it, that'd be a big ole help! I think you will like it. The story is funny and has a lot of explicit raunchy wet sex, and it was voted an Editors Pick.
Please give it a read if you haven't already. It's 'Miss American Pornstar'.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-miss-american-pornstar-.aspx
More black hot coffee, please. And how about an ice cold Bloody Mary, make that two, please.
I am tired. I've been working long hard hours and when not, playing as hard as I can.
I've noticed the drama of the new story competition. Quite entertaining, and yet, I haven't read any comp stories. I guess this week, I'll jump on that. Should I offer myself up for bribes? If so, what bribes should I prefer?
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I might add that I have a story that has just passed 90,000 views. Though I do have 6 Legendary Stories, this would be the first of my Editors Pick awarded stories to reach 100,000 views. I know just y'all clicking on it to read it won't get there, but if y'all told friends about it, that'd be a big ole help! I think you will like it. The story is funny and has a lot of explicit raunchy wet sex, and it was voted an Editors Pick.
Please give it a read if you haven't already. It's 'Miss American Pornstar'.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-miss-american-pornstar-.aspx
The Linebacker
I urge y'all to check out Milik and Principessa's Rebecca Redux series. It's great.
And l look forward to checking out TraceEckie's newest story.
I don't know about McPickles. I do like fried pickles, and l very much enjoy fried green tomatoes. But right now l'd like a tall glass of Maker's Mark on ice. Please set 'em up, Rumpy.
Cheers to all, and have a great evening!
And l look forward to checking out TraceEckie's newest story.
I don't know about McPickles. I do like fried pickles, and l very much enjoy fried green tomatoes. But right now l'd like a tall glass of Maker's Mark on ice. Please set 'em up, Rumpy.
Cheers to all, and have a great evening!
The Linebacker
It looks like I'll be grilling hamburgers and hot dogs, as a bunch of friends are coming over to christen the swimming pool for spring. It's a sunny warm enough day, and the pool heater is on. I'll put on a large pot of Bush's barbecue baked beans loaded with brown sugar, and we'll have a variety of chips, and of course sweet southern slaw for the burgers and hotdogs, with pickles.
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I have fucked or received blow jobs in risky places but never masturbated in a risky place.
But if I did, I think The Jefferson Memorial or Washington Monument would be a hot place. Maybe the Guggenheim or at the Great Pyramids in Giza. I'm sure in front of Buckingham Palace would be fun.
But if I did, I think The Jefferson Memorial or Washington Monument would be a hot place. Maybe the Guggenheim or at the Great Pyramids in Giza. I'm sure in front of Buckingham Palace would be fun.
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Some of the above have mentioned 'teasing', or we could say 'teasers'. There are many personality types and teasers is one of them. It's having control, probably knowing the male sex drive, the teasers love pushing the buttons to the limit and then pulling back for their own need to be a control freak. I have no idea what percentage of women are teasers, but most guys have dated, pursued, or been pursued by a teaser at least once in their life by the mid-twenties.
Teasers love saying the word 'no' or 'not now' but continue pushing buttons, sending off vibes to get the guy, who has stopped, to start up again. They don't mean no when they say no, but one of their no's may be the real thing. Therein lies the danger.
Guys, if you get involved with a teaser, just stop and move the fuck on to someone else. Teasers confuse the issue. Most women are just up front and no means no, stop now, don't continue. But with a teaser, it's a game. Don't play it, it can be dangerous, get the hell away, and definitely don't pursue.
Just always, 100% of the time go with the no means no and stop. The consequences of confusing a teaser with most women can be permanent. And remember, most women aren't that kind of teaser. So. NO means no.
And seriously, this is the 21st century, and in 21st century western society, women often are the sexual aggressors and they will definitely let you know without a shadow of a doubt when they want to have sex. In fact, in my life, I've mostly experienced women as the sexual pursuers. And I have always liked being pursued by women. In fact, playing a little hard to get, or naive can really bring out the fun in them.
Teasers love saying the word 'no' or 'not now' but continue pushing buttons, sending off vibes to get the guy, who has stopped, to start up again. They don't mean no when they say no, but one of their no's may be the real thing. Therein lies the danger.
Guys, if you get involved with a teaser, just stop and move the fuck on to someone else. Teasers confuse the issue. Most women are just up front and no means no, stop now, don't continue. But with a teaser, it's a game. Don't play it, it can be dangerous, get the hell away, and definitely don't pursue.
Just always, 100% of the time go with the no means no and stop. The consequences of confusing a teaser with most women can be permanent. And remember, most women aren't that kind of teaser. So. NO means no.
And seriously, this is the 21st century, and in 21st century western society, women often are the sexual aggressors and they will definitely let you know without a shadow of a doubt when they want to have sex. In fact, in my life, I've mostly experienced women as the sexual pursuers. And I have always liked being pursued by women. In fact, playing a little hard to get, or naive can really bring out the fun in them.
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Quote by curvygalore
Going commando when out on the prowl clubbing is fine. Showing one's bits while dancing swing under brights lights in front of 50 of your best friends is not so preferable...
Yrs, it's far better to do that in front of strangers or your secret kinky group of friends you hide from family. Like Lushites!
Hey, l myself, never dance commando, just like l don't jog or play basketball commando. Y'all can figure out why, l'm sure.
So, how about a toast to Curvy, Rumpy, and all y'all Rumpsters here? I'm raising my glass if Jack Daniels to you all.
Cheers!
