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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Before Sprite takes the stage to give us her best 'Elaine' or whatever (dollars are welcome in her garter), l'd like to buy a round of drinks for all you Rumpilators. Set 'em up Rump. And doubles for Sprite.
I'll have ice cold Sweetwater Pale Ale with Kamikaze shooters. Banzai!
I'll have ice cold Sweetwater Pale Ale with Kamikaze shooters. Banzai!
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Set up ongoing college scholarship funds for financially needy students
Give to Habitat for Humanity
Expand and improve a homeless shelter/feeding ministry l help out at
Set up a continuous charitable fund for Egleston Children's Hospital
Purchase a large tract of rural wooded property in the mountains and build a luxury cabin
Have an incredible sportscar and antique car collection
Spend more time fishing
Buy whatever my wife wants
Give to Habitat for Humanity
Expand and improve a homeless shelter/feeding ministry l help out at
Set up a continuous charitable fund for Egleston Children's Hospital
Purchase a large tract of rural wooded property in the mountains and build a luxury cabin
Have an incredible sportscar and antique car collection
Spend more time fishing
Buy whatever my wife wants
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Quote by Dirty_D
Naked outside, but I get mine mostly from swimming and running.
Buz, I'll risk the skin cancer for the Vit D
I've had skin cancer surgically removed twice. The last one left a nice Frankenstein scar on top of my shoulder. I just recently blanketed that entire shoulder with a large tattoo.
I grew up with a backyard swimming pool, and lived on a large lake with our own boat dock and ski boat, so spent most warm months with a deep dark tan. Even now, l've got a backyard swimming pool. So, l'm constantly being checked by the dermatologist and having pre-cancers burned off.
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Quote by Warlock
I was trying to keep it humorous. Actually, mathematically probably a true statement given the totality of membership. However, the odds do change when you take only those members who have received RR's and apply the ratio. There is a member here who has posted 49 stories, 40 of which were given RR's and EC's. Tic-Tac anyone?
True, it's only a few stories compared to the whole that receive an RR. Many members post dozens of stories and have never received one. While some of the few who are the most outstanding writers hit RR level with nearly every submission.
It's the story quality that earns it.
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Quote by browncoffee
Why have so many people voted toothbrush?! Like...you kiss that mouth anyway??
My wife and l have used each other's toothbrush, like when traveling or camping and one of us forgot to pack one, which would be her.
She thinks nothing about wearing my shirts, my baseball caps, drives my cars and my truck, my sportbike, my guitars, and she eats food off my plate, eats my dessert, and drinks my drinks.
I am convinced wives, girlfriends, and sisters think food from hubby, bf, or brother's plate, contains no calories, so it's there for the taking. Grrrr.....
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Quote by Green_Man
The simplest answer would be that the moderator who verified and approved the story also rewarded it a Recommended Read. It's not really a mystery.
Edit: Oops, sorry Didn't mean to step on your toes, Sprite.
Sometimes an RR is awarded by another story mod, other than the verifier who has read the story. If we give an RR we think it is an exceptional story. It could be that the story mod thought enough of it to nominate it for an EP, or they thought it was exceptional but not quite EP nomination material.
If your story receives an RR it should have excellent grammar, storyline, sentence structure, and be captivating to the reader. Mods put their reputations on the line by awarding one, especially with each other.
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Quote by Jen
Oh behalf of Irish people everywhere (ignore the fact I'm Scottish) I beg of you, please call it St Paddy's Day.
Patty is a hamburger.
Maybe that's my Norman-English (and Cherokee) heritage coming out.
Last night for St. Paddy's partying l wore a green t-shirt with a Grinch on it and the words "l'm not Irish but l will drink your beer". My wife wore green thigh high stay ups. Her ancestry is mostly French with a large portion of that being Cajun. But we can party Irish style. But l did have to inform her that Crawfish Boil isn't an lrish party tradition. That didn't deter her, though.
Happy Birthday, Rumpy!
I say we set the barkeep up with whatever he wants. Hope the weather is good out there in the desert for your birthday, Bill.
Well, it's still St. Patrick's Day here, as last night was St. Paddy's Eve, so we're going to continue the party at a sports pub this afternoon. I'm wearing a green U2 t-shirt. Will that suffice?
Y'all have an awesome day, and partaaaayyyy on!
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The next competition will be based on 'Sprite becomes a pornstar in the 25th century'. Yep, I'm thinking 3D tentacle sex on Mars and Sprite will have a red Mohawk haircut, double DD's, and a 'Buz' tattoo. What about y'all?
I'll have a Bloody Mary and a black coffee, please.
I'll have a Bloody Mary and a black coffee, please.
