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Whoa! Hottest picture on here! Bravo!
We don't share social media accounts, though we know about each other's. My wife has read all of my Lush stories.

We drive each other's vehicles, but she won't take on my larger motorcycles.
I grow a beard every winter and my wife loves it. But l keep it short. As a guy, l really don't care if other guys wear a beard or not. Men have beards, so what?

What l wonder is why some women have mustaches. Shave those lip caterpillars off!
Outstanding comp pieces made a great competition, and how about those results? Congrats to the winners and honorable mentions. The Rumpy crew entrants were fabulous.

Well, l need some sleep. Gotta get up early, early. So, how about a chilled cabernet savignaun to put my ass to sleep. Dream city, baby!
Congratulations to Curvygalore on an awesome comp win! And to Tangerinesky and Wannabewordsmith on their outstanding runner-up finishes.

And congrats to the Honorable Mention finishes that round out tge Top 10 of another highly successful competition. Great stories!

Lots of fabulous reading.
Quote by DamonX


I think Les Miserables is one of the best novels ever written. The musicals are fine but they don't really capture the essence of the book. There was a movie in 1998 starring Liam Neeson and Claire Danes that was acceptable, but it was hard for all the nuances of such a massive novel to be crammed into a 90 minute film.

This new mini series made by BBC is great. Great acting. Good production value.

The only negative thing I can say is that for some reason they have cast actors of different races in various roles. Now I'm all about diversity, but this is ridiculous. They made Javert a black guy. Ok. After reading a bunch of racist comments and reviews I actually did a little research to see if it was actually possible to have a black police inspector in early 19th century France. The chances are unlikely.

As a creative person I prefer adherence to the source material.

As a history buff I prefer historical accuracy.

The show then casts Thernardier as a Pakistani man. His wife is white, and their daughter is inexplicably black.

We live in a world where Sarah Paulson wrote using her left hand when she played Marcia Clark in the OJ show. That is attention to detail goes above and beyond. That's something that nobody in the world even noticed or cared about.

Race bending when used as artistic license is fine, such as Hamilton or the various incarnations of various Shakespeare plays. But this isn't a "re-imagining" or of Les Miserables. It doesn't ruin the show for me... I still think it's the best representation of Les Mis that I have seen. And if it does ruin the entire show for you, then you probably have some deeper issues you should attend to.

As a final critique, BBC... you need to hire some new art directors. Your promotional posters are absolutely terrible. Every promotional poster you have is just a picture of the cast standing and staring at the camera like a group of 8 year olds on picture day. It looks cheap and uninspired.


I favor mirroring historical accuracy as much as possible in cinema/TV also. But truly that usually gets butchered in script writing anyhow.

And l've yet to see Jesus Christ and his disciples portrayed by actors that look like actual Jewish men that inhabited Judea 2000 years ago. They're always portrayed by Ango-Saxon/Celtic/Nordic looking actors. Yes, actors that'd work great in a Beowulf drama, but not ancient Judea.

But then again, Charlton Heston didn't look like Moses or El Cid, did he? But he still looked cool in that chariot scene.

Need l nention Burt Lancaster as Jim Thorpe? Ugh!
Ugh! A lost hour on top of up all night partying.

I'm tired and trying to chill. There ain't a damn thing worth a shit on hundreds of wasted channels of TV snd it's too late to ppv. Well, how about an ice cold beer? I think I'll crack my reading queue.
Scrambled eggs, bacon, hot buttery grits, cathead biscuits and sausage gravy, and coffee.
Under, so l can use my teeth to slide them off.
At the Post Office or in the lobby of a large bank is always nice. In line to be hand scanned at the federal courthouse is a good one, too.

Teriyaki chicken, Japanese veggies and rice. Sweet tea.
It might be more acceptable if the dick is dressed up in a tuxedo or maybe wearing a toga and crown of olive leaves.

Or dress that dick up like a cowboy. Use one of those 'ten-gallon' cowboy hats, as it will make your dick appear to be longer than it really is.

You could also make your pecker look like Donald Trump, but only if you have a fat dick. Put it in a black suit, white shirt, 80s-style red power tie, and a Trump wig.

Also, try sending flaccid tallywhacker pictures. Those erect hard-on pics, just make you seem like you're addicted to beating your meat, flogging your log, spanking the monkey. Don't come across as a serial masturbator.

Everyone knows guys who send dick pics aren't getting any pussy, so try selling your pecker doodle as one that gets some real snatch action, not just your rosy palm.

Happy dick pic'ing!

I've taken my shirt off for Rumpy's Mardi Gras Day. I've been to just a few Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

And l'd like to honor New Orleans Bourbon Street by having bourbon on the rocks - straight bourbon. I picked up one of my tattoos on Bourbon Street.

Is anyone getting beads?

Thinking of giving up non-alcohol drinks for Lent.
Happy Birthday, Chris! Have an awesome day & evening!

It's raining again... again. Ugh!

I've sworn off bar fighting, and parking lot fighting, too. And l've cut out dangerous motorcycle antics on public roads. I'm going to behave myself.

And for that l deserve a few shots of Makers Mark. So, Mr. Rumpy, will you line up several shots for me. It'll help cure this hangover l woke up with.

Howdy y'all! Have a great day!
Last night... well technically, early this a.m. after midnight.
Bacon cheeseburger, onion rings, and an ice cold Coca-Cola.
A GREAT blow job!

Women ask for anal. I oblige.
Not daddy.

But Boss, Mr. President. Dick-tater-er... I mean Dictator, Master of the Universe, Buz the Conqueror, Watchadoin in that Silly Hat, Sultan of Swing, Your Majesty, Did I See Your Picture at the Post Office?, Generalissimo Buz, Mr. Potato Head, Achilles, You Crazy Ass Fucker, SuperMan.... but not Daddy.
Waffles and bacon, orange juice and coffee.
Howdy! More rain today. Ugh! And for the next few days before cold winter weather returns to boot the summer like temps we've had.

So, how about a glass of Jack Daniels on ice? And some classic country or classic rock on the juke box, or some hot blues. Who all has entered the comp and what's everyone up to?
A tuna salad sandwich, Ruffles potato chips, and an ice cold beer.
A pair of kettle drums, a red box kite, and a box of Trix cereal.
Fried chicken strips, fried green tomatoes, cream corn, collard greens, a butter biscuit with strawberry jelly, and sweet tea.