I grow a beard every winter and my wife loves it. But l keep it short. As a guy, l really don't care if other guys wear a beard or not. Men have beards, so what?
What l wonder is why some women have mustaches. Shave those lip caterpillars off!
Outstanding comp pieces made a great competition, and how about those results? Congrats to the winners and honorable mentions. The Rumpy crew entrants were fabulous.
Well, l need some sleep. Gotta get up early, early. So, how about a chilled cabernet savignaun to put my ass to sleep. Dream city, baby!
Congratulations to Curvygalore on an awesome comp win! And to Tangerinesky and Wannabewordsmith on their outstanding runner-up finishes.
And congrats to the Honorable Mention finishes that round out tge Top 10 of another highly successful competition. Great stories!
Lots of fabulous reading.
Ugh! A lost hour on top of up all night partying.
I'm tired and trying to chill. There ain't a damn thing worth a shit on hundreds of wasted channels of TV snd it's too late to ppv. Well, how about an ice cold beer? I think I'll crack my reading queue.
Scrambled eggs, bacon, hot buttery grits, cathead biscuits and sausage gravy, and coffee.
Under, so l can use my teeth to slide them off.
Teriyaki chicken, Japanese veggies and rice. Sweet tea.
What if buffaloes had wings?
I've taken my shirt off for Rumpy's Mardi Gras Day. I've been to just a few Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
And l'd like to honor New Orleans Bourbon Street by having bourbon on the rocks - straight bourbon. I picked up one of my tattoos on Bourbon Street.
Is anyone getting beads?
Thinking of giving up non-alcohol drinks for Lent.
It's raining again... again. Ugh!
I've sworn off bar fighting, and parking lot fighting, too. And l've cut out dangerous motorcycle antics on public roads. I'm going to behave myself.
And for that l deserve a few shots of Makers Mark. So, Mr. Rumpy, will you line up several shots for me. It'll help cure this hangover l woke up with.
Howdy y'all! Have a great day!
Last night... well technically, early this a.m. after midnight.
Bacon cheeseburger, onion rings, and an ice cold Coca-Cola.
A GREAT blow job!
Women ask for anal. I oblige.
Not daddy.
But Boss, Mr. President. Dick-tater-er... I mean Dictator, Master of the Universe, Buz the Conqueror, Watchadoin in that Silly Hat, Sultan of Swing, Your Majesty, Did I See Your Picture at the Post Office?, Generalissimo Buz, Mr. Potato Head, Achilles, You Crazy Ass Fucker, SuperMan.... but not Daddy.
Waffles and bacon, orange juice and coffee.
Howdy! More rain today. Ugh! And for the next few days before cold winter weather returns to boot the summer like temps we've had.
So, how about a glass of Jack Daniels on ice? And some classic country or classic rock on the juke box, or some hot blues. Who all has entered the comp and what's everyone up to?
A tuna salad sandwich, Ruffles potato chips, and an ice cold beer.
A pair of kettle drums, a red box kite, and a box of Trix cereal.
Fried chicken strips, fried green tomatoes, cream corn, collard greens, a butter biscuit with strawberry jelly, and sweet tea.
A hot crescent, hot italian bread with apple jelly, watermelon, strawberries, and black coffee.
Venison stew over rice, cornbread, and red wine.