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Buz
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Yes, Canadians are invading our dreams. They're bent on world domination. In fact, Donald Trump is really a Canadian actor playing a part in their plot to dominate the world.
And Brexit? Yes, a Canadian plot to pull The UK away from Europe so it can be Canadianized.
The world subjected to millions of Canadiana chanting, "Mountie Power, eh!"
Oh, god, tell me this is just a dream!
And Brexit? Yes, a Canadian plot to pull The UK away from Europe so it can be Canadianized.
The world subjected to millions of Canadiana chanting, "Mountie Power, eh!"
Oh, god, tell me this is just a dream!
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Y'all should check out the latest story to be awarded an Editor's Pick. It is Monster, by Frank Lee. This story is outstanding.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-monster-.aspx
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I've just been hanging out today. Friends in and out at my house all day. Still, a lazy day, and time for another ice cold beer.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-monster-.aspx
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I've just been hanging out today. Friends in and out at my house all day. Still, a lazy day, and time for another ice cold beer.
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l'd prefer not to pee, poop, and pass gas in public restrooms where women are present. Blame it on my upbringing if you will. I really don't want to see and hear women peeing and pooping.
I had an after school/summer job in high school where one of my duties was cleaning the public restrooms ar a restaurant, bar, and hotel lobby. While men are bad to pee on the floor around urinals, the women's restrooms were always in equally but different filthy condition.
Seriously, do some women treat tossing tampons into trash receptacles like long range basketball shots? Not only lying around the floor but stuck, yes, stuck to the wall. And peeing all over the toilet seats. I actually vomited while trying to clean that restroom.
Keep public restrooms separate.
I had an after school/summer job in high school where one of my duties was cleaning the public restrooms ar a restaurant, bar, and hotel lobby. While men are bad to pee on the floor around urinals, the women's restrooms were always in equally but different filthy condition.
Seriously, do some women treat tossing tampons into trash receptacles like long range basketball shots? Not only lying around the floor but stuck, yes, stuck to the wall. And peeing all over the toilet seats. I actually vomited while trying to clean that restroom.
Keep public restrooms separate.
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This absolutely superior erotic story has just been voted The Lushstories' Editor's Pick Award. 'Monster' is truly an erotic work of art. It is brilliantly written by one of this site's most outstanding contributors, Frank Lee. Seriously, this is a must-read for anyone who appreciates high-quality erotic literature.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-monster-.aspx
If you are relatively new to Lush and are not familiar with Frank Lee's writing, then you really must get acquainted with his erotic masterpieces:
https://www.lushstories.com/frank_lee
Congratulations to Frank on being awarded the EP for Monster.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-monster-.aspx
If you are relatively new to Lush and are not familiar with Frank Lee's writing, then you really must get acquainted with his erotic masterpieces:
https://www.lushstories.com/frank_lee
Congratulations to Frank on being awarded the EP for Monster.
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I don't like squirting, foot jobs, violence, humiliation, glory hole, gaping, female models dressed up to look underage, granny porn, cum eating male cuckold, or scat in porn.
High heels in porn? Why not? It's a very common fetish, and lots of women in real life love to wear lingerie and heels for sex, especially women with exhibitionist tendencies. Lots of women are exhibitionists, especially good looking women who maintain their bodies.
High heels in porn? Why not? It's a very common fetish, and lots of women in real life love to wear lingerie and heels for sex, especially women with exhibitionist tendencies. Lots of women are exhibitionists, especially good looking women who maintain their bodies.
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The first time l saw the news about Smollet's attack on TV and then saw Smollet interviewed it just didn't feel authentic. So, now the story seems to be unraveling.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/brothers-police-empire-actor-jussie-smollett-paid-orchestrate/story?id=61136630
https://abcnews.go.com/US/brothers-police-empire-actor-jussie-smollett-paid-orchestrate/story?id=61136630
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I always thoroughly drench waffles or pancakes in maple syrup, and french toast. I actually love maple syrup on scrambled eggs and hash browns. And it's great to dip bacon, sausage, or toast in the maple syrup. But l don't put anything in coffee, just take it black and on the strong side.
And yes, maple syrup on my wife, also chocolate syrup, strawberry syrup, whipped cream, bourbon, and more...
And yes, maple syrup on my wife, also chocolate syrup, strawberry syrup, whipped cream, bourbon, and more...
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Since we've closed The Vault, my story, Key West, is available for public reading. You might like it.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/key-west.aspx
In the meantime, I'll have another ice cold Dos Equis.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/key-west.aspx
In the meantime, I'll have another ice cold Dos Equis.
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Quote by HotBttmInBriefs
Many of the old time stars served after being drafted.
Jimmy Stewart was one.
I know there were others but I can't remember them all right now.
Jimmy Stewart, an Academy Award winning actor, and star of the ever popular movies, It's A Wonderful Life, and Who Shot Liberty Valance, had one of the greatest movie acting careers in history.
During WW II he became a B-17 bomber pilot and flew his full complement of missions, and was highly decorated. After the war, he stayed active by joining the US Air Force Reserves and rose to the rank of Brigadier General.
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Quote by Pegasus4
Audie Murphy
He was one of the most decorated American combat soldiers of WW2.
Alec Guinness
Kirk Douglas
Yes, Audie Murphy, turned down by the US Marine Corp, then successfully joined the US Army, where he became the most decorated American soldier in history. He actually rose from private to being an officer, very rare without having gone to college, because of unbelievably brave and heroic combat actions. Audie Murphy was such a hero in WW II, he became a household name. He received the US Medal of Honor as well as many other medals, including medals from France and Belgium.
After the war, because of his fame, he was able to parlay that into a successful movie acting career. He plays himself in the WW II movie, To Hell And Back.
Sadly, he died too young in a plane crash. But before that, he'd suffered greatly from post-traumatic=stress syndrome as a result of his war experiences.
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Maybe it's the National Emergency Trump declared. No Mexicans in! No porn out! Build the wall!!!
Let me buy YOU a beer, for a) trying to buy my book, and 2) letting me know of problems with selling the book overseas.
It's noon, what the hell, I will join Curvy in having a beer.
As a capitalist, I'm always about profits. So this Trump Wall thing this looking better every day. Yep, I'm starting an underground tunnel construction business in northern Mexico.
I'll have an ice cold Dos Equis, please. Buenos dias.
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Ashley Madison is a major spammer. Never been on Ashley Madison but get tons of spam emails inviting me to the site, which l block or mark as spam. But damn, do they come right back using some other spam server.
Who'd use that site anyhow, after that major security breach. Lots of people lost jobs, got divorced, and had careers derailed after being exposed.
It's just a spam site.
Who'd use that site anyhow, after that major security breach. Lots of people lost jobs, got divorced, and had careers derailed after being exposed.
It's just a spam site.