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Buz
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Donald Trump and Kanye are both goobers. Trump's presidency is a failure and embarrassment before the world. Trump has been a total loser wimp in dealing with Putin.

Other than that, Trump has proven to be an egotistical narcissist, greatly overrated as a negotiator/deal maker, incompetent at managing his White House staff, and is not respected by America's own intelligence/spy organizations. Plus, may have committed felonious crimes, as his cohorts and close friends have done

Kanye West, whose views are similar to Trump's, is probably even more stupid than Trump.

Being legally eligible to hold office doesn't at all mean one has the ability to do the job.
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after some careful thought and a small brawl we have decided to change the maximum number of words for story submissions from 10,000 to 23.



That's still 20 words too many.
Like Verbal said, break it out different from the rest of the text, make it obvious it's an email.
Two chili cheesedogs, a slawburger, onion rings, a fried apple pie, and sweet tea.
No, but I've had sex in the past with girlfriend's panties on my head. I've played football wearing girlfriend's panties on my head. One of those girlfriends is now my wife.
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You go for that amazing dinner and you still went for the Sam Adams?

If you're going to go for beer, with seafood please try a Kronenburg Blanc.



An orange slice is required.

North American Beers are garbage.


I like Sam Adams beers, as well as Terrapin, and Sweetwater has some good ones too. Otherwise, I like German and Mexican beers.
I'm getting a dirty phone call from GraceW.

I think l'm going to manscape mine to look like a Salvador Dali mustache, and maybe do a soul patch at the bottom of my balls.

Either that or shave everything but leave a Duck Dynasty balls beard.

Do you mean simulating an email message as part of your story?
Since a lot of people are having tea, l'll have a Long Island Tea.

Congrats to Sweet_Reese on her upcoming wedding.

Y'all have a great evening!
Some people have an awesome sex life. They meet very sexually open people who have and give great sex, and yes, their chances of orgasm are greater.

A lot of people fantasize about having a sex life like that.

Stories about bad sex are duds, and not only don't attract readers, but turn them off. Stories about great sex attract multitudes of readers and they love them.

I've known a lot of women who are secure enough with themselves to give and demand great sex. A great lover won't let her man quit until she gets her orgasm, too.
Pitching a tent! Like... a circus tent! Boing! Throbbing! Standing at full attention!
A bowl of Fruit Loops, toast with butter and grape jelly, orange juice, and coffee.
The games were exciting. For the first time ever, both conference championship games went into overtime.
A totally bullshit roughing the passer call against Kansas City! Inexcusable!

I need another Jack and Coke.
It was a bad non-call before regulation ended. Refs suck! I have no idea how many games I've ever seen determined by bad referee calls or non-calls. Does anyone doubt that big gambling has effected major sports, ever since the 1919 Chicago White Sox being paid to throw the World Series?

Then again, often the refs just miss stuff or get it wrong. Face it, they have a hard time keeping up with the speed and athleticism of what's happening on the field or court.

And in college sports, refs should not be allowed to officiate games of their alma mater. There have been several instances of prejuducial calls and non-calls there.

It would be nice to see fresh faces in the Super Bowl, so l wonder if the Chiefs can beat the Patriots. I've got a few Georgia Bulldogs on both teams to pull for.

It's cold here, so how about a Jack and Coke?
I think most well read people at least appreciate good poetry and many love it. Quality school teachers that love what they do usually find a way to impart their passion to students who are eager to learn.

Sadly, many people don't care about real knowledge and broadening their horizons.
Orgasms definitely can vary and the great ones are awesome. Too many to remember them all. But generally the strongest ones come when l've had a few days without one, then a lot of arousing build up, emotional and physical
followed by really good sex.

The awesome orgasms are so strong that afterward l feel like l have to check out all my male plumbing to make sure it's still intact. It feels kind of like my entire scrotum area is the Cape Canaveral launching pad during a rocket take off.
The world needs more naked trombone players.
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So far SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! I am completely captivated


I am watching this too.
Fried chicken breast, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, fried green tomatoes, cornbread, and sweet tea.
By this time, high waisted 'mom' jeans have graduated to the next level, GRANNY JEANS!

Bringing back mom jeans? Seriously? Might as well bring back 40s women's wide shoulder pad jackets, 50s poodle skirts, 60s women's football helmet hairstyles, 70s polyster leisure suits, 90s windsuits, and jungle thick hairy women's bushes.
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you're not posh enough, Georgia.


Oh, in fact, I think posh in public, total unadulterated screaming sex fiend in bed. All posh ladies want to get some satisfying Dixie Dick! Pull their hair and yell 'yehaa' while slapping their ass like it ain't been slapped before. And they British ladies sing, "More! More! More!"



I will reiterate what Sprite posted. This isn't The Think Tank where a lot more leeway is given. So, please, stop the personal attacks.
A Replicator! Great to use with gold bullion and diamonds.