A lap dance at a strip club? Seriously, that's nothing. Now if a guy cums in his pants from a lap dance, then either his wife/fiance/girlfriend doesn't give him any or what she does give is very lame.
Women generally behave much more aggresively and horny getting lap dances from male dancers than vice versa. But women strippers usually give extra-sensual lap dances to other women. That's why husbands love watching their wives get lap dances at strip clubs.
Now handjobs at a massage parlor? I have no idea as l've never been in a happy ending massage parlor.
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Buz
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Hi Rumpy. I've visited a voodoo lady before. I won't be doing that ever again.
I went to the Super Bowl. Did anyone see me? I waved just in case. I gladly missed the halftime show as I'd gone to the restroom, and then to the concession stand for hot dogs and beer.
About 80% of Mercedes-Benz Stadium was New England Patriot fans. Then probably more neutral Atlantans than LA Rams fans. So the loud Patriot fans made it like a home game for them.
The Rams played nervous, like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. So they got beat. I had a good time, but l'm a football purist and like watching defenses in a slobber knocker.
Hey, the game's only touchdown was scored by one of my Dawgs.
I went to the Super Bowl. Did anyone see me? I waved just in case. I gladly missed the halftime show as I'd gone to the restroom, and then to the concession stand for hot dogs and beer.
About 80% of Mercedes-Benz Stadium was New England Patriot fans. Then probably more neutral Atlantans than LA Rams fans. So the loud Patriot fans made it like a home game for them.
The Rams played nervous, like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. So they got beat. I had a good time, but l'm a football purist and like watching defenses in a slobber knocker.
Hey, the game's only touchdown was scored by one of my Dawgs.
The Linebacker
It's overcast and drizzly in The ATL, so I guess the roof will stay closed on Mercedes-Benz Stadium for The Super Bowl. I'll have one more coffee and a Bloody Mary before I switch over to ice cold beer. Hope y'all have a great day.
Oh, wait... I see a bit of sun peeking out between some clouds. Hmmm...
Oh, wait... I see a bit of sun peeking out between some clouds. Hmmm...
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I know everyone's definition for a weird movie can vary. Movies leaning toward weird, in my opinion, that I enjoyed are: Time Bandits, Brazil, Mulholland Drive, A Clockwork Orange, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Birdman.
The Wickerman was weird and truly awful. I also thought Hail Caesar was weird and probably the worst movie ever made by the Coen brothers, who usually make offbeat, quirky, but outstanding and very entertaining movies.
The Wickerman was weird and truly awful. I also thought Hail Caesar was weird and probably the worst movie ever made by the Coen brothers, who usually make offbeat, quirky, but outstanding and very entertaining movies.
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I won't be able to see the Super Bowl commercials. Because I will be in Mercedes-Benz Stadium in person, watching the game. I'll be wearing a Georgia Bulldogs cap and sitting with my beautiful wife. If I see the camera, I'll wave ta y'all.
Will be pulling for both team's starting runningbacks, Todd Gurley, Rams; and Sony Michel, Patriots, cause they both are Georgia Bulldogs. As is, David Andrews, a team captain and the center for Patriots.
It is warming up in The ATL, so that means it may be possible to open the roof on Mercedes-Benz for a short while. Otherwise, the roof will stay closed.
I'll have a black coffee and a Bloody Mary, please.
Will be pulling for both team's starting runningbacks, Todd Gurley, Rams; and Sony Michel, Patriots, cause they both are Georgia Bulldogs. As is, David Andrews, a team captain and the center for Patriots.
It is warming up in The ATL, so that means it may be possible to open the roof on Mercedes-Benz for a short while. Otherwise, the roof will stay closed.
I'll have a black coffee and a Bloody Mary, please.
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Women love anal sex. I've found that women are the ones asking for anal sex. If asked I give it. But generally, I find it almost too tight. Not my first choice, but if she asks...
Also, anal play when very clean is fun.
Women with too many limits are off limits in my opinion.
Also, anal play when very clean is fun.
Women with too many limits are off limits in my opinion.
The Linebacker
Hell, I've faked orgasms before.
It could be the times she screamed til the walls shook and she raked the skin off my back was all a fake.
Just a trick to be mean.
I did date a girl who kind of a dead fish in bed for a very short while. Dumped her and moved on...
But seriously, I can't imagine my wife telling anyone she faked an orgasm. If anything she'd say she made me keep doing it over and over until she had hers.
It could be the times she screamed til the walls shook and she raked the skin off my back was all a fake.
Just a trick to be mean.
I did date a girl who kind of a dead fish in bed for a very short while. Dumped her and moved on...
But seriously, I can't imagine my wife telling anyone she faked an orgasm. If anything she'd say she made me keep doing it over and over until she had hers.
The Linebacker
'Cum' is hotter. I use the word cum because I like the more raw, salaciously sexual nature of the word. Cum and cumming work great, but 'came' is appropriate for past tense.
I came all over your beautiful face, watching it ooze down your chin and drip onto your tits.
Oh, god, I am cumming all over your sweaty tits.
Pounding you hard, I just came in your soaking pussy.
Sucking me violently, like the she-devil you are, you swallowed a full load of my cum.
I came all over your beautiful face, watching it ooze down your chin and drip onto your tits.
Oh, god, I am cumming all over your sweaty tits.
Pounding you hard, I just came in your soaking pussy.
Sucking me violently, like the she-devil you are, you swallowed a full load of my cum.
The Linebacker
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Grits? You're so southern... I'm surprised you didn't suggest deep frying it. JK
No, no, no, you can't deep fry salmon. Well, um, maybe pan fry it with a light cornbread crust. I don't think it'll work in a low country boil. But possibly Cajun blackened, yeah, l'd try that for sure.
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Snow is possible for Atlanta tomorrow night or Tuesday. That's FUBAR! But after seeing all the news recently about how yankees really drive in the snow, any yankees better keep driving in snow comments to themselves, as they're just as bad. Besides, it's usually more ice than snow here.
I better stock up on loaf bread and Jack Daniels.
I better stock up on loaf bread and Jack Daniels.
