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Quote by Magical_felix


Really.... I find Jack Daniels has an extremely distinct taste due to the charcoal filtering process. That's why you would never make an old fashioned with something like Jack. It would be like making an old fashioned with Jameson. Just doesn't taste right for actual whiskey cocktails.


Naaaaah

Come to think about it, charcoal filtering is probably carcinoginic and could lead to Jack Daniels having to put a cancer warning label in California.

Warning labels themselves could be cancer causing with all the ink ingredients and l'm sure you've smelled a paper manufacturing plant before, right?

Jack Daniels and Coca Cola. Maker's Mark straight. Of course straight Jack from a flask in the stadium at football games.
Jai Alai. And let's go ahead and allow betting at the Olympics.
The Braves won their opening game. Beers for everyone!
Quote by sprite
From now on, BDSM stories will only be accepted on Saturdays, and all poetry must be submitted on even numbered days. anyone not following the new guidelines will be killed. thank you.

sprite.


You forgot to announce that only Pirate Sex Stories will be submitted on Thursdays.
I think of Jack Daniels as a bourbon. Bourbon itself is a whiskey. I'd bet Jack Daniels never labeled their product as a bourbon or bourbon whiskey to separate themselves for marketing reasons as you suggested and part of an Tennessee vs Kentucky rivalry.

The best way for you to decide for yourselves is to do your own taste test.

I've found you can substitute Jack Daniels in any drink mix requiring a bourbon and no one knows the difference.

Drink up!
The badges will be restored. Gav is on it.

But we're trying to decide who to give the Badger Badge to.
I was a jock and dated a cheerleader but... I also was in the aspiring artist category.



By high school, I had become pretty confident. I was getting past my ADHD, had learned to deal with dyslexia, and after a lot of hard work, I was finally gaining a lot of academic success to go with athletic success. Unlike my lower elementary school days when I hated to go to school, by high school I loved to go to school. I looked forward to seeing my friends at school every day and I was involved in lots of extracurricular activities. And I loved that my athletic letter jacket was covered in patches and pins for championships my teams had won and honors I had earned.
And doing it Russian-style is so much fun. Maybe he is just deporting the ones less than D-cup, cause you can't really Russian a Russian with A-cup breasts.

What about the White Russian?

I don't know, I'll have to check with Facebook.
Quote by nicola


Have you actually ever been refused service at a bar? They're quite heavy handed with it in Sydney.

My reply =>


Actually, not as an individual but I have been part of a group that was refused further service and asked to leave. I mean, what's so bad about one of the girls flashing her boobs? And yes, we were plastered.
Y'all are NUTS!






...some nuts come with fastballs but watch out for the knuckleball.

PS. Shouldn't this thread be 'You're NUTS!'?
Coffee, please. Black coffee. ...and good morning to all. Uuuugghh!
Humor doesn't get the views of most other categories but you'll find a lot of great quailty stories there by several of Lushstories most awarded authors. Plus, you'll find a lot of great laughs.
I was getting drunk at The Menu Bar and the damn bartender cut me off.

Hi y'all! How about a Long Island Tea, Rumpy?
Not by an angry woman but I've had my ass slapped by horny women. An ass slap must be returned. It's protocol.
Gav is on it. He's already restored a lot of them. And getting them done.
I think a lot of badges went missing. I went from 24 to 21. I'll notify Gav.

Missing:
Millionnaire
Commentator
Author 50
For $500 I'll send you a 1st place trophy with your name on it.
Quote by seeker4


"Watch TV" is number one? Not have real, actual hot sex? Turn in your Lush card, man.


Sex is given without having to be listed.
So, no Lushstories?

Other choices:

1. Watch TV
2. Read a book
3. Go to a strip club
4. Bar hopping & clubbing
5. Watch basketball
6. Do home repairs
7. Sleep
8. Read Wikipedia
9. Spend money on Amazon
10. Do some illegal drag racing
I haven't seen Black Panther yet but plan to soon. Most of it was filmed here in Georgia. So I'm not sure what the setting is supposed to be yet. The Hunger Games movies are mostly filmed here.

An old but really good move The Long Riders was filmed in northeast Georgia but is set in the Midwest, Missouri, Kansas, Iowa, Minnesota. It is a movie about the James Gang (Frank & Jesse James & The Younger brothers.)

The movie Cold Mountain, supposed to be set in North Carolina & Virginia during the Amercian Civil Wat was filmed in Romania. I read that the producers couldn't find enough undeveloped scenery and found that part of Romania looked like the Appalachians.

The Last of The Mohicans, set in upstate New York during The French & Indian War of the 1850s was filmed in western North Carolina.
Quote by seeker4
All the movies and TV series where Vancouver and Toronto stand in for American cities?

Seriously, our cities are rather different beasts from yours. Famous story that may be apocryphal:

The crime show Night Heat shot on location in Toronto with a Canadian crew and mostly Canadian cast, but was supposed to be set in a US city (forget which one). Because Toronto was such a clean city relative to, say, New York of that period, they would scatter garbage and generally mess things up to make the location shoots look more "American". One night, they went for their break/lunch/whatever and came back to discover that all the mess had been cleaned up.


New York City is not a typical American city at all. Parts of it are grungy, reminds me of a lot of European cities. I've been to Toronto and it looked nice but didn't look any cleaner than most cities I've seen in the USA. Toronto seemed very similar to Atlanta.
List movies that don't look like the setting they are supposed to be in.

I started this because I just saw The Beguiled with Colin Farrell and Nicole Kidman. It's supposed to be set in Virginia but the live oaks and Spanish Moss is found much deeper south than that. The movie was filmed around New Orleans, which looks very different from Virginia. You can find the Greek Revival Antebellum white columned homes in both Virginia and Louisiana but most of the plants are different and the Mississippi Delta and bayou swamp land doesn't look like Virginia.
Starting April 22nd...

I am looking forward to it.
Learn to master the rules and formulas of writing first. Once you have earned serious recognition for quality, several awards here, change it up. Then go for it.

Please don't start out stories giving the statistics of characters. You can create a great sexy character without really giving a physical description of them anyhow and that would work better in a story than listing their height, weight, age, hair color, bra-size, etc. Please get away from that! Let the reader use their imagination or slowly let the descriptive details come to the surface as you build the story and action.

Once you've built a lot of success and acclaim here, then experiment. Formulas can get boring or predictable but great grammar never does. That doesn't mean your character's dialogue (though the dialogue sentence must be punctuated correctly). Make the dialogue realistic but your prose should be grammatically correct, as well as interesting, and entertaining.

I once got very experimental and began a story in the middle of a sweaty sex scene. Then I went into the story, added background once the story had begun, then proceeded to go back to the sex scene – a very long sex scene that may have been nearly 80% of the wordage. The story is 10,000 words long. It received an Editor's Pick and stands at almost 67,000 views right now. That was one fun story to write. No formula.