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A bright orange hazmat suit. smile


A friend at the CDC got me a great suit from there to wear so I can sleep germ-free.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone! And a great Happy Birthday to the bartender! Have a great one, Bill!!!

Happy Birthday, Mr. Geaux Tigers, Bill, Bartender, Rumpy!!!


Makers Mark is always in my liquor cabinet. My wife particularly enjoys it with Coca-Cola on ice with a lemon.

Makers Mark is one of the sweeter bourbons. I do enjoy it a lot, though it is a slightly watered down version from what it was a few years back.

Makers Mark is a bit pricey for many but there are some cheaper priced bourbons still maintaining that sweeter taste like Makers Mark.

Jim Beam Black
Evan Williams Single Barrel
Four Roses

Generally, the best bourbons come from the state of Kentucky. A very strong tradition in making bourbon exists there.

Bulleit Bourbon
Jim Beam
Old Crow
Old Forester 1897

Evan Williams is a very good bourbon at an inexpensive price.

I also keep Jack Daniels on hand.

Bourbon is a must have at my Georgia Bulldog tailgate parties. Our staples are Makers Mark, Jim Beam, Old Crow. We also always have Jack Daniels on hand. While we always have Vodkas and Gin for tailgating, for me it's bourbon whiskey that I indulge in the most, as well as ice cold beers.
I'd enjoy joining y'all in some Irish whiskey.
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How skiing then?


The winter olympics are always held somewhere that great skiing is available. Skiing is a huge part of the winter olympics. Surfing on the otherhand isn't a big spectator sport and can only be done on certain beach coasts where big waves are nearly always available.

Skiing? I guess there are possible olympic slopes where grizzly bears could maul and devour skiers but surfers are often available lunch snacks for sharks, especially the coasts where the great waves are.

Catch a wave, dudes. Hang ten.
Congratulations, Alan, and thanks!

Alan has been a hard working verifier for a long time. This is a very well deserved honor for him.

Your tremendous labor of love here is very much appreciated.
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What are we arguing now? That TKD is an effective martial art? It's been objectively shown to be not an effective fighting style.

And yes, grapplers are put at a disadvantage when it comes to UFC.

If you watch UFC 7-20 you see what happens when there are no stand ups and no time limits. A wrestler takes the other guy down and mauls him for 40 minutes. It's not exactly crowd pleasing. So they changed the rules.


I am not in total agreement about TKD's lack of effectiveness. Truthfully, in a street/bar fight 100% TKD may be lacking in some areas but is still very effective in others. If one is going to be in a real fight, it's best to know a more than just one type of martial arts. The more you know and can turn into near instinct, the better.

I am not some regular brawler and I am doing my best to not get into any more fights. I went through a year of therapy to help me with that, at my wife and my mom's pleading/demands, and advice from some other friends. In my life, I studied Tae Kwon Do, boxing, Judo, experimented with other martial arts, and regularly sparred with a former Army Ranger and a former Army Green Beret. I have to say I learned a hell of a lot from those guys.

I never wrestled formally but in college spent a lot of time learning some wrestling maneuvers/holds from frat brothers who had been high school wrestlers, a couple of them state champs.

In the fights I've been in, I always used some punch or move from TKD but intermixed with other styles. I really don't want to get in any more fights unless it's a serious self-defense or defense of someone else situation. Any crazy shit can have a gun or knife and many may know how to use those. I do have a concealed carry permit but there are a lot of places that you can't do that.

No matter what kind of badass anyone thinks they are, there is always someone out there who can kick your ass and hurt you bad. It's really okay to walk away if that option is at all possible. It's the smart thing to do.

It is interesting that hand to hand martial art combat styles are ancient and many existed in Europe and other places throughout history, not just in Asia.

What is so cool about MMA is just what the name says, Mixed Martial Arts. The more they can master, the better they can be, plus one needs to be very strong and fit, and have the ability to take a punch. Can you imagine getting into a fight in bar with a world class MMA fighter? Does anyone remember the ToughMan Contest fad? Those are still around some. Many are now called Amateur Mixed Martial Arts contests. I've seen quite a few of those. Many of those guys really hurt each other.
When I cum doing her doggystyle, I like to pull out and spell my name on her ass.
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Well, I'm back and crankier than ever though three pieces of Popeye's fried chicken a some coffee has mellowed me a tiny bit.

After reading every post since my last one, I'm whelmed, just whelmed, at all the expressions of concerns and best wishes sent my way. (sniffle, snivel, sigh)

Maybe it was just everyone being sure everything would turn out okay. Whatever the reason, the lack of concern was justified.For an old blind guy with a bad back, a game leg, and lousey attitude, I'm doing better than expected. But thanks anyway, gang.

Tanya, many thanks for stepping in and keeping the standards from sinking even lower in my absence. ;)

So whadda ya degenerate derelicts wanna drink?



Popeye's makes some good chicken. Glad you're getting back to your regular self. Sorry about all the ailments though.

How about an ice cold Sam Adams lager? Maybe a bourbon shooter tossed in.
Stockings are fun.

Crotchless panties are too. But regular panties pulled to the side are annoying as hell.

Be experimental. Take your lady shopping at the kinky lingerie shop, yeah, the one that also sells sex toys, lubes, and adult novelties.
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sounds like southerners talking


No, it sounds like yankees in the Bronx and Brooklyn.
Alright! I've got a lot of comp poems to read. The list is growing fast...

I feel like a rum and coke on ice.

I bet Rumpy can put away some rum. You can't spell Rumpilations without RUM.

Y'all have a great evening!


I guess I'll have to get on TV some other way.
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All martial arts are like that though. They only work if everyone follows the rules. A wrestler would fuck themselves up if attempting to grapple someone on the street. Like paisa fighting would win in that instance. Like someone’s primo would just kick the wrestler in the head. Honestly, TKD’s ability to land a sucker kick in some random confrontation might take out a wrestler before the wrestler even knows a fight is happening. In Bruce Lee’s book about fighting he states that the number one thing to do in a real fight is to kick in the balls and gouge out your opponent’s eyes. Both of which are illegal in any type of competitive fighting.

Wrestlers tend to shoot for legs and a lot of the time the opponent is able to step back and avoid this attack. If the rules didn’t prohibit the wrestlers opponent to kick the brains out of his head while he’s on the ground the fight would be over pretty quickly. If anything MMA rules protect wrestlers more than other fighters.


If MMA did make it into the Olympics, and I'd like to see it happen, I'm sure they'd make the fighters wear those amateur boxing helmets to add to those MMA gloves.


Getting into a real fight on the street with a stranger, in a bar, parking lot, wherever, is pretty scary really. You never know what skills the other person knows. You don't know if they have a weapon on them and if so, will they know how to use it effectively. In real fighting there are no rules. I've seen small guys beat the hell out of much larger, very well muscled and athletic guys and vice versa. A real fight is a good way to get killed. If your life depends on it, hell yes, hit the guy in the balls and poke and gouge his eyes, then get the hell out of there.

I've used Tae Kwon Do in a real fight but certainly not exclusively. Everything else I've learned from boxing to Judo a self-defense class (that taught all kinds of good dirty tricks and moves) to what I've seen, and to past fights, all kick in. And seriously, it's best to just leave. Save fighting to a time when you're cornered and can't get away or you have to defend someone else. Fighting will get you killed.
How many times a week do you have sex with your partner or anyone else? (this question excludes masturbation)

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Hmm. I realize now that, in my undercaffeinated state earlier, I answered an entirely different question than that which was asked (and probably led Buz astray as well). You mean when you click on the little magnifying glass and search stories for a specific word? Then, I _think_ the search results are based on some estimate of 'relevance' (having the word in the title or tags seems to count for a lot) and it doesn't look at popularity of the story at all. Again, just a guess. No inside knowledge on what's really happening.


You're right. I never use that function and didn't think of it. I can't answer either.
I hope all in Rumpilationsland are well. I sure could use a Scotch and a fine cigar... a Montecristo.
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I named my dog Peeves, so I can say, "There is my pet Peeves."
I didn't know alligators had rhythm. I'm sure Kee will tell me that Gators have rhythm.

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Looong, sweaty, wet, wild, physical, loud, not too many scratches on my back, she doesn't break my neck between her thighs when she cums, and we spend several minutes catching our breath, drinking Scotch with her in my arms afterward. Maybe we smoke a cigar. Oh, and she's my wife.
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Thank you all. Looking at this thread makes me remember all the good things in my life


And remember marital bliss comes when you say, "Yes, dear; Of course dear, I'm sorry l'll never do that again dear."

You know I'm kidding.

I think y'all be great. Love grows when continually nurtured and I'm pretty sure you both already know that. So here's to throwing rice at y'all and tying cans to your car. Have a great wedding and an awesone life.
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Morning, folks. Bertha's please. How about trying a shot of "Old Whiskey River" in it today for variety?\

I'm not sure how well know this band is, but if you've never checked out Lake Street Dive (could almost be our house band with a name like that ), do so. I've only just discovered them, but they aren't new. Been together for about 14 years and have a great sound that blends jazz, R&B, and classic pop. They are doing a couple festival gigs in Ontario this summer, one in the city where Seeker, Jr. attends university, so I might get a shot at seeing them live. If not, Youtube has tons by them, from official videos to radio and TV appearance, to concert clips.



And this endorsement has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I'm crushing hard on their lead singer. Nothing whatsoever.8qHtVRt6gVVyA2eK


I like it!

It's been crazy lately for me. I need about 2 pots of coffee today. Howdy y'all!
Chicken marsala, an Italian salad, and white wine.