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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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The Linebacker
No dog or cat at this time. Our work schedules, life, etc. are just too chaotic right now. But we're always talking about getting a puppy. Plenty of squirrels in the yard though, a couple of king snakes, and what seems like an entire herd of deer that feast on my rose bushes.
Growing up, my family always had a dog and a cat.
Growing up, my family always had a dog and a cat.
The Linebacker
I've had a nasty old flu the last several days. From the looks of my Falcons last night, I believe they have also. It was a rather pathetic performance, looking like too many Falcon teams of the past. Oh well, such is life. A nice hot rum toddy will do.
And if y'all will, check out The Legend of Spritecus in the Poet's Corner, written by some ole wacko. err... never mind. Just check it out for fun, and then order your drink from Bill, the bartender aka Rumpy the sunbather, and leader/host of this finest of Lush sticky threads.
Cheers, Y'all!!!
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm2860109_The-Legend-of-Spritecus.aspx
And if y'all will, check out The Legend of Spritecus in the Poet's Corner, written by some ole wacko. err... never mind. Just check it out for fun, and then order your drink from Bill, the bartender aka Rumpy the sunbather, and leader/host of this finest of Lush sticky threads.
Cheers, Y'all!!!
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm2860109_The-Legend-of-Spritecus.aspx
The Linebacker
The Legend of Spritecus
There was an epic warrior,
in the far northern reaches, she lived.
Despite shortness of stature,
her long blonde hair and twinkly blue eyes,
accentuated her rare beauty,
that was only exceeded by her fierceness in battle.
Her days as tribal dominatrix,
were finally ended by her capture,
after a monumental battle,
by an invading Roman Legion.
She was subdued and chained,
brought to Rome she was.
The Latins put her in the Arena.
As a gladiator she achieved fame.
Whether man or beast,
she bested them all.
Even the Emperor called her by name.
Patrician or Plebeian, they all cheered, “Spritecus!”
Then one day they scheduled a match.
Spritecus they said, will take on a Greek.
Defiantly she screamed and protested,
“Not in my virgin shiny heinie!”
That’s not what we mean they said.
She heard them not and struck them all.
Having stripped the Romans of their togas,
they were naked, cold, and ashamed,
while Spritecus fled the Arena for Vesuvius.
The Romans begged the Emperor for retribution.
The citizens screamed, “Sieze her!” Seize her!”
The Emperor thought that had a nice ring to it.
Undeterred, Spritecus freed the slaves,
with gladiators for an army, she led,
at the foot of Mount Vesuvius.
But Spritecus’ army finally met defeat.
When confronted by their captors seeking Spritecus,
Buzitecus stood and yelled, “I am Spritecus.”
The captured all pointed at Buzeticus, “Tis she!”
Despite his hairy chest, beard, and long of the dong,
Buzitecus was dragged away by the Legions.
But not before Spritecus thanked Buzeticus,
with a kiss and “It was good while it lasted, stud.”
She escaped while making a curse of revenge upon,
the mountain of Vesuvius to consume the Latins by fire.
Her legendary name grew in fame.
She slipped away to the Far East,
discovering a potion, she became immortal,
learned the secrets of martial arts,
and became a short order fry cook.
Achieving great feats like climbing the Himalayas
and inventing the egg roll.
Spritecus then crossed the great sea
whilst riding a surfboard
and getting tattooed in Hawaii.
She arrived in the Americas,
even before the Vikings,
in the land of the Raiders and the A’s.
Years later in the Wild Wild West,
Spritecus founded a saloon franchise chain and invented go go dancing,
She’d never heard if the potion, she sent to Buzitecus,
upon his escape from the Latins had been received,
That is until a notorious vacationer, Buz Holiday from Georgia
sashayed though the door of her Go Go Saloon.
Spritecus lives even today,
rumor has it that she writes,
stories of butterfly beaches,
and limericks in the stalls of mens bathrooms,
living in the land grunge rock and coffee,
again a dominatrix giving out spankings.
By Buzitecus, Buz Holiday, Buz Bono (does this mean it's a collaboration? haha)
There was an epic warrior,
in the far northern reaches, she lived.
Despite shortness of stature,
her long blonde hair and twinkly blue eyes,
accentuated her rare beauty,
that was only exceeded by her fierceness in battle.
Her days as tribal dominatrix,
were finally ended by her capture,
after a monumental battle,
by an invading Roman Legion.
She was subdued and chained,
brought to Rome she was.
The Latins put her in the Arena.
As a gladiator she achieved fame.
Whether man or beast,
she bested them all.
Even the Emperor called her by name.
Patrician or Plebeian, they all cheered, “Spritecus!”
Then one day they scheduled a match.
Spritecus they said, will take on a Greek.
Defiantly she screamed and protested,
“Not in my virgin shiny heinie!”
That’s not what we mean they said.
She heard them not and struck them all.
Having stripped the Romans of their togas,
they were naked, cold, and ashamed,
while Spritecus fled the Arena for Vesuvius.
The Romans begged the Emperor for retribution.
The citizens screamed, “Sieze her!” Seize her!”
The Emperor thought that had a nice ring to it.
Undeterred, Spritecus freed the slaves,
with gladiators for an army, she led,
at the foot of Mount Vesuvius.
But Spritecus’ army finally met defeat.
When confronted by their captors seeking Spritecus,
Buzitecus stood and yelled, “I am Spritecus.”
The captured all pointed at Buzeticus, “Tis she!”
Despite his hairy chest, beard, and long of the dong,
Buzitecus was dragged away by the Legions.
But not before Spritecus thanked Buzeticus,
with a kiss and “It was good while it lasted, stud.”
She escaped while making a curse of revenge upon,
the mountain of Vesuvius to consume the Latins by fire.
Her legendary name grew in fame.
She slipped away to the Far East,
discovering a potion, she became immortal,
learned the secrets of martial arts,
and became a short order fry cook.
Achieving great feats like climbing the Himalayas
and inventing the egg roll.
Spritecus then crossed the great sea
whilst riding a surfboard
and getting tattooed in Hawaii.
She arrived in the Americas,
even before the Vikings,
in the land of the Raiders and the A’s.
Years later in the Wild Wild West,
Spritecus founded a saloon franchise chain and invented go go dancing,
She’d never heard if the potion, she sent to Buzitecus,
upon his escape from the Latins had been received,
That is until a notorious vacationer, Buz Holiday from Georgia
sashayed though the door of her Go Go Saloon.
Spritecus lives even today,
rumor has it that she writes,
stories of butterfly beaches,
and limericks in the stalls of mens bathrooms,
living in the land grunge rock and coffee,
again a dominatrix giving out spankings.
By Buzitecus, Buz Holiday, Buz Bono (does this mean it's a collaboration? haha)
The Linebacker
Everyone should see Yellowstone. But don't get too close to the Bison and do not touch those pools of multicolored bubbly water (all kinds of acid and stuff). Yellowstone is fabulous in late spring and early summer. It's bitterly cold in the winter but the snowmobiling is cool.
I don't think the place is going to explode soon.
I don't think the place is going to explode soon.
The Linebacker
Yes, they do work as they help you keep an erection longer by restricting the blood from leaving the penis. But wearing one for an extended length of time would cause irreparable tissue damage and the idiot that kept on for too long would never be able to get an erection again. The doctors might even have to completely remove the entire penis. Like Theon Grejoy character on Game of Thrones who had his pecker forcibly removed.
Just extend your sex for a little while then pull that damn thing off! Use common sense!
Just extend your sex for a little while then pull that damn thing off! Use common sense!
The Linebacker
Hmm... the last band I saw was Saturday night at halftime of the UGA vs Mizzou football game. I saw the UGA Redcoat Marching Band. This scene is actually from last month. AND I am actually in this scene. I really am... somewhere in the seats (middle right) facing the camera.
The Linebacker
Quote by MadMartigan
Sigh. Barry Odom is a fucking joke mate and most of my fellow Mizzou alum want his as started and feathered weeks ago. Totally clueless on defense.
At QB and receivers they are really special. And they have enough good players that they should be well over .500. Coaching and sideline organization is well under par. I could see that. So your point is right on target. The team had plenty of fight in it but were undisciplined and often out of position, all issues that result from poor coaching.
With my Dawgs, I think our new coach, Kirby Smart and his staff are really onto something special. Team attitude is great. We've still got a lot of improvement and growth to do though.
By the way Mad, great comp story, even if you knocked it out quick.
The Linebacker
Hi Bill, aka Rumpy! Congrats on the Top 5 Story Comp finish. That was an outstanding and superior story you wrote, amongst quite a few superior stories. Great stuff rose up in this competition for sure.
I'd also like to give you a high-five on your Bayou Bengals taking down the semi-literate Plainsman, ie bird eating cats of Auburn. I know that perked up everyone down on the bayou and I bet Cajun cooking was in high gear. Yum! I can deal with eating some great Cajun food, that's some of the best in the world.
Those Mizzou kitties came in Between the Hedges fired up and that QB Drew Lock is damned good (what a fucking deadly accurate & powerful arm he has), but all it did was piss off the Dawgs and despite having several 1st string defensive players sitting out with injuries, the Dawgs ripped those Mizzou boys a new one in the second half. The Dawgs piled up 695 yards of offense. Our games have gotten so loud, we're seriously threatening your LSU's reputation for being the loudest fans in America. I know that's hard to do cause I've been to your Death Valley. Dawgs 53-28.
It's been a long 2 days, tailgating, game, and today kicked off black powder deer season and it kicked off real sweet. So, up before dawn for me. Hadn't had much sleep.
Beer baby, BEER! Ice cold beer! Y'all have a few with me.
PS. Folks, Rumpy is one damn fine writer. Check his stories out, here and at StoriesSpace.com
I'd also like to give you a high-five on your Bayou Bengals taking down the semi-literate Plainsman, ie bird eating cats of Auburn. I know that perked up everyone down on the bayou and I bet Cajun cooking was in high gear. Yum! I can deal with eating some great Cajun food, that's some of the best in the world.
Those Mizzou kitties came in Between the Hedges fired up and that QB Drew Lock is damned good (what a fucking deadly accurate & powerful arm he has), but all it did was piss off the Dawgs and despite having several 1st string defensive players sitting out with injuries, the Dawgs ripped those Mizzou boys a new one in the second half. The Dawgs piled up 695 yards of offense. Our games have gotten so loud, we're seriously threatening your LSU's reputation for being the loudest fans in America. I know that's hard to do cause I've been to your Death Valley. Dawgs 53-28.
It's been a long 2 days, tailgating, game, and today kicked off black powder deer season and it kicked off real sweet. So, up before dawn for me. Hadn't had much sleep.
Beer baby, BEER! Ice cold beer! Y'all have a few with me.
PS. Folks, Rumpy is one damn fine writer. Check his stories out, here and at StoriesSpace.com