I'm in. My story will have plenty of bouncing balls. Surfs up.
Jim Croce
Elvis
Jonny Cash
John Lennon
Oh hell yes. Erotic stories from a woman's POV are the best. Men seem to focus on the physical whereas women bring out the emotional and relational aspects of an encounter. Since eroticism starts in the mind, the mental nuances are far more sexual to me than a blow by blow sexual description.
I always thought it took a great education and life plan to become impotent.
A cooks delight. Make anything delicious. Add bacon and... butter.
Mashed potatoes? Add bacon and butter.
Steamed green beans? Add bacon and butter.
Burger? Yup. Add bacon.
Salad? Add bacon bits.
The list is endless. My favorite is hickory smoked bacon.
I have an asshole neighbor that thinks this is still the 4th of July and is setting off fireworks at three in the morning every night. Then comes the M-80s that set off all the car alarms. Id call the cops but they'd show up and probably start shooting thinking they were under fire. I would go talk to him but he is a red-neck with a pit bull. Soooo to make a long story short... I'm fucked.
If I go to him and complain he will sic his dog on me and in self preservation I'll call 911. The cops will come and most likely shoot the dog and the guy and I will be hospitalized with dog bites and have to go through rabies shots in the stomach, after sitting three hours waiting in the emergency room.
Carol just handed me my head phones playing the Piano Guys greatest hits. I swear that never occurred to me.
For the sake of harmony in the home I will say Carol my wife. But... there are several Lush lady friends I would be delighted to explore with. Not gonna list names but they know.
Blaaa. Should have been a ten. Thing is that on Lush we can't count higher than 5.
It changes as I get older
In my twenties she had to have a hot bod. Nice tits, firm round ass, a face like an angel but fucks like a demon.
Then in my thirties she had to be pretty, and a pleasant person to be around. Great sense of humor and wonderful lover.
Along came the forties. She had to be a great conversationalist, critical thinker, attractive in the flesh but also in the spirit with a loving soul.
Now in my fifties she has to be in good health, good cook, extremely tolerant, and a great scrabble player.
I'm caught between Titanic and Deep Throat
I took my truck in to the dealer for scheduled maintenance and they said it needed to have several recall repairs. I agreed. Then... Two weeks later they tell me they need to keep it a week longer. Three weeks to do routine maintenance? So I calmly told them they were Incompetent losers that couldn't tell their assholes from a socket wrench. Needless to say, that didn't go as well as I hoped.
Cock suckers!
This is a formula for disaster. If both of you want relationships outside the marriage, then why not just call it quits? This sounds like a poorly written porno.
Well I'm obviously not a gal but a 69 for me is the least desirable sex act. I can't enjoy one thing without loosing tract of the other.
Hmmm. First sexual act? As I recall it was fumbling around in the pool-house with the neighbor girl acting like I knew what I was doing.
People that try to finish my sentences piss me off.
I think adding the Co-Authors badge is worth considering. There is a tremendous advantage if you hook up with the right author for RRs or EPs though.
BTW, I'd love to see Liz and Ashleigh produce a collaboration.
I think the badge system is a great system for new authors in particular. It is an incentive to improve your writing skills.
One last plug for a change I really want to happen and that is the simple ability to delete items on your timeline page. People have posted offensive things there in the past and I dislike having to look at it every time I log on.
Going to see Independence Day. Looking forward to Jason Bourne.
All people have varying sex drives. My wife has always had a higher one than me. Mind you, I'm never a wham-bam-thank-you-mam. She just needs more than I do. Answer for me was the blue pill. However, I discovered that fore play consisted of more than rubbing her tit or a good licking. It meant conversation, actual communication, which means listening.
Ok I'm not that brilliant. I got those pearls of wisdom from couples therapy. But it works. Plus, I bought her a box full of sex toys from Amazon. It doesn't bother me in the least that I can be replaced by rechargeable Freddy.